Smogon Premier League VIII - Commencemeat

[dekzeh]

This is not even what I mean, I don't even want to participate in mocks at all, it was just a comparison to past years.

Last year we had mocks every day, sometimes multiple mocks in the same day, people doing 'serious' mocks in private, secret channels. This year there's no excitement at all, not just about mocks, even the spl discord has more people talking about ggfan than any kind of spl hype.

Regret even posting here, will just go back to being an old bitter man elsewhere.

they happen on smogtours and not discord tho

Missing the point completely, I might be wrong but I assume discord is where ppl gather and decide to mock, no? Cause if it's on dogtours it's clear why there aren't any, no one hangs there.

 

[watashi]

mock drafts are like anime, it's how you hope and wish things could be but in the end you've just wasted a couple hours

 

[Mazinger]

I really hope nobody wants reality to be like mock drafts

 

[Nails]

played Earthworm in a bo9 hangman to get him to sign up for spl

lost 5-2

sry dudes i tried my best

 

[Atticus]

played Earthworm in a bo9 hangman to get him to sign up for spl

lost 5-2

sry dudes i tried my best

One does not simply beat the King of Games

 

[KyleCole]

For those wondering

http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/tldr-the-ggfan-story.5340/

 

[Isa]

OU - Welli0u
OU - Get this Money
OU - Mael
Ubers - Hack
LC - Sken
Doubles - Laga
ORAS - Isza
BW - ZoroDark
DPP - Honor
ADV - Veteran In Love
GSC - Giara
RBY - Peasounay

Subs: Blightbringer, Vinc2612, Kushalos

we're team europe!!!

 

[GOAO]

OU - Welli0u
OU - Get this Money
OU - Mael
Ubers - Hack
LC - Sken
Doubles - Laga
ORAS - Isza
BW - ZoroDark
DPP - Honor
ADV - Veteran In Love
GSC - Giara
RBY - Peasounay

Subs: Blightbringer, Vinc2612, Kushalos

we're team europe!!!

I know names are similar and all, but people will notice thats not you and isza isnt european..

 

[z0mOG]

Sm: AIM
Sm: ary
Sm: kratosmana
Ubers: psychicmewtwo
Doubles: checkmater
Lc: heysup
oras: EO
bw: high impulse
dpp: 6a9 ace matador
adv: dekzeh
gsc: d0nut
Rby: metalgro$$

Faji, Sour Apples

Betty good team! ! :DD

 

[BKC]

SM: Wally The Bully
SM: p2
SM: Ciele
Uber: dice
LC: Peef Rimgar
Dubs: Mizuhime
ORAS: Updated Kanto
BW: SoulWind
DP: Indra
ADV: Astamatitos
GSC: choolio
RBY: HappyHandsomeRich GGFan
Sub1: ReshiRampage
Sub2: littlelucario

but really I'm just posting to show off my comanager's Excellent drafting skills (real shame he ruined it for us after my fantastic start lol)

[00:02:43] #Scrappie: It is now Alpha Ruiners's turn to nominate a player for auction. Managers: bkc, blunderr
[00:02:44] #Scrappie: OVERPAY!
[00:02:44] +drampaage: .overpay
[00:02:44] %blunderr: .nom wally the bully
[00:02:44] %blunderr: .10
[00:02:44] #Scrappie: OVERPAY!
[00:02:45] #Scrappie: blunderr from Alpha Ruiners has nominated Wally The Bully for auction. Tiers: SM OU, ORAS OU
[00:02:45] #Scrappie: blunderr[Alpha Ruiners]: 3000.
[00:02:46] #Scrappie: blunderr[Alpha Ruiners]: 10000.
[00:02:47] +Isza: LOL
[00:02:47] %Finchinator: .
[00:02:48] +Rumor: LOL
[00:02:50] +choolio iglesias: lol
[00:02:51] %BKC: BLUNDER,,,,,,,,,
[00:02:51] #Scrappie: Five seconds remaining!
[00:02:53] +Astamatitos: Bkc do we buy UD?
[00:02:54] +We Three Kings: LMAO
[00:02:54] #Isa: rofl
[00:02:55] atomicllamas ☾: bop
[00:02:55] %Shoka: lol
[00:02:55] @Sylie Lyyneheym: LOL
[00:02:56] %Finchinator: LOOOOOOOOOOOL
[00:02:56] #Scrappie: Alpha Ruiners has bought Wally The Bully for 10000!
[00:02:57] %blunderr: STEAL BABY

 

[Shoka]

My co-manager Aurious <3

SUMO : Sweepage
SUMO : NJNP
SUMO : praj.pran
SUMO LC : Star
SUMO UBER : Lord Outrage
SUMO DOUBLES : TheFourthChaser
ORAS : xray
BW : Jimmy Turtwig
DPP : Fakes
ADV : Triangles
GSC : Mr E
RBY : Alexander

Subs : We Three Kings / Mazar

Time for praj.pran to shine.

 

[Ciele]

scoot scoot?

SM OU: Bung 'back 2 back spl champion the GOAT' Yasedlord
SM OU: Esteemed User Ginku
SM OU: Eternal Spirit
SM Ubers: Edgar
SM LC: SilentVerse
SM DOU: KyleCole
ORAS OU: Posho
BW2 OU: Tokyo Tom
DPP OU: Philip7086
ADV OU: Danilo
GSC OU: Fear
RBY OU: Crystal_
--
Sub: Bad Ass
Sub: dEnIsSsS
Sub: Trosko

 

[Isza]

Assistant Manager: Rozes

SM OU: Blunder
SM OU: Leftiez
SM OU: Sabella
SM Ubers: Level 56
SM LC: Mad0ka
SM DOU: Stax
ORAS OU: Lighthouses
BW2 OU: Jirachee
DPP OU: Hellpowna
ADV OU: UD
GSC OU: Idiotfrommars
RBY OU: Golden Gyarados
Subs: Always, Tricking

 

[Jirachee]

Assistant Manager: Rozes

SM OU: Blunder
SM OU: Leftiez
SM OU: Sabella
SM Ubers: Level 56
SM LC: Mad0ka
SM DOU: Stax
ORAS OU: Lighthouses
BW2 OU: Jirachee
DPP OU: Hellpowna
ADV OU: UD
GSC OU: Idiotfrommars
RBY OU: Golden Gyarados
Subs: Always, Tricking

 

[Eo Ut Mortus]

w/atomicllamas

SM OU - FlamingVictini
SM OU - poek97
SM OU - Tele
lc - Zebraiken
doubles - MajorBowman
ubers - PROBLEMS
oras - WhiteQueen
bw - McMeghan
dpp - SOMALIA
adv - Tamahome
gsc - Bomber.
rby - reyscarface
Subs: Bushtush / Limitless / obii

e: Price log

 

[Ojama]

SM OU: TDK
SM OU: Jayde
SM OU: Cicada
SM Ubers: Raseri
SM LC: Ice Tea
SM DOUBLES: Memoric
ORAS OU: Steve Angello
BW2 OU: Reymedy
DPP OU: Atticus
ADV OU: Ojama
GSC OU: Kevin Garrett
RBY: Floppy

Substitues: apt-get , Go10

easily the best team by far. east duo TDK-Jayde, the latter being apparently one of the best players ever, paired with the lucky french tryhard Cicada. recent Slam winner, the very arrogant ice tea for LC and his fanclub to like all our winning posts, raseri for ubers but no one gives a shit about this tier anyway just spam mega kyogre and arceus, semi-god memoric and his fucked up timezone for douburu, the best friends in the world and creators of the best love story in 2016 reymedy-steveangello for oras-bw, god atticus for dpp and his huge activity even tho jayde might question his level like he did with phil, fisherman ojamazing for adv, second coming of jesus kevin garrett who will teach our young players how to talk with the almighty god and best teammate ever according to BKC , FLOPPY aka gorgy the nasty

subs: 1 muslim and 1 jew

 

[obii]

here's the log for anyone who missed it: http://pastebin.com/Qfk2DmLS

 

[bugzinator]

SM OU: OLI PROBS
SM OU: OLI PROBS
SM OU: OLI PROBS
SM Ubers: OLI PROBS
SM LC: OLI PROBS
SM DOUBLES: OLI PROBS
ORAS OU: OLI PROBS
BW2 OU: OLI PROBS
DPP OU: OLI PROBS
ADV OU: OLI PROBS
GSC OU: OLI PROBS
RBY: OLI PROBS

Sub: OLI PROBS
Sub: OLI PROBS
Sub: OLI PROBS

OLI'S BACK BITCHES

 

[kaori]

that is all

c:

 

[WhiteQueen]

The WhiteQueen's Unbiased Power Rankings, starting with the worst team this SPL:

Team #16 - the Absolute Worst

Disclaimer: All unbiased opinions presented in this post are solely those of the WhiteQueen and do not necessarily represent those of the Smogon staff, TDs, and its community.

Coming in at #16, we have a team full of unknowns. A team that almost forces me to give up on my power rankings career because I have no idea who 90% of these people are. This would have been a lot easier if it was U.S. Central...we'll save that group for later, however, as this post is about Team LA, the absolute worst team this season. Their only path to the playoffs is if they channeled lighthouses' luck and hax their way to the semifinals. I don't see them being that lucky, but this is still Pokemon, so who the fuck knows when 100 critical hits and misses will happen in their favor.

Latin America

Captain: Robert.
Co-Captain: : Vileman

ORAS: .CarloO~ -- solid player. probably will win a game or two
ORAS: DennisEG -- the pupusas eating latino is a top tier player and should not be underestimated by anyone
ORAS: Shake -- no idea who this guy is but I know that he's probably still a better player than ShakeItUp, which isn't really a compliment
ORAS: Marcoco -- sorry don't know you
ORAS: -Sora- -- sorry don't know you either
BW2: Robert. -- not a bad player
DPP: Hangover -- same as above
ADV: CyberOdin -- gooooooooooooooo team. We can... NOT win this
GSC: Shogarth -- sorry don't know you
RBY: Raichy -- sorry don't know you

Subs:
Juanpa -- sorry don't know you
teso24 -- sorry don't know you
NightFox -- sorry don't know you
SweetPosho -- sorry don't know
Vileman -- you be post stalking me, so I kinda know you lol

 

[Posho]

 

[lighthouses]

sure wish i was actually lucky D:

 

[hellpowna]

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[infamy]

forgot to put ARTIST on my resume

edit: can somebody explain radars to me?

[6:17 PM] Sken12345: idgi
[6:17 PM] infamy: im flying
[6:17 PM] infamy: UNDER THE RADAR.
[6:18 PM] Sken12345: radars don't have lasers
[6:18 PM] infamy: yeah but
[6:18 PM] infamy: i drew them that way and i was like
[6:18 PM] infamy: wtf are those things
[6:18 PM] infamy: is that how i draw radar beams
[6:19 PM] Sken12345: radars don't really have beams
[6:19 PM] Sken12345: either
[6:19 PM] infamy: what do they have?!?!
[6:20 PM] infamy: @Sken12345 WHAT DO THEY HAVE?!?!
[6:20 PM] Sken12345: it's like
[6:20 PM] Sken12345: waves
[6:20 PM] Sken12345: idk
[6:20 PM] Sken12345: but not beams for sure

 

[Laga]

Quite ironic how you describe yourself as being under the radar considering you just made an empty post in plain sight :{}