Smogon Premier League VIII - Commencemeat

[Foggi]

Free cased

 

[Highways]

Unfree Tele

 

[xray]

free conflict ;_;

 

[Gilbert arenas]

Fuck 12
Free bobby shmurda

 

[emma]

free stratos

 

[Tony]

You wanna know what's really free? Sick plays. Actually, no, it's better; you'll even make money.

Alright, let me lay it down for y'all. Let's say I, Smogon user TonyFlygon, tell three of my friends sick plays during their competitive Pokémon matches at the cost of charging a small monthly fee. "But Smogon user TonyFlygon, you said we could get sick plays for free!" Well, this is where it gets interesting. Once I've been paid my hourly fee, my friends can then each tell three of their friends these sick plays as well, while charging them the same amount of dosh (or more!). Is it sinking in yet? This essentially means that purchasing my sick plays earns you the equivalent amount of dough as even more sick plays! And all of this while financially supporting your friends at the same time! Awesome!

Are you skeptical about the legitimacy of my offer? Don't be! Over on World Cup of Pokémon team Team Germany they have been telling each other sick plays for years. *insert "mind: blown" gif here* So what are you waiting for?! Send all of your financial information to the email address below and start earning some real skrilla now!


nigerianprince@totallylegit.spl

And remember, it's not just for yourself, you and your friends will be swimming in moola(h) in the very near future!

 

[Bedschibaer]

 

[p2]

 

[Nails]

 

[Navy]

I'll be making custom signatures for our lovely spl players. These aren't easy to make so please be thankful for them.

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If anybody wants one, drop me a vm, limited offer of $0.00, thx.

 

[AB2]

i predict the win of blazin kickin chicken

 

[New Breed]

Looking forward to some quality ADV OU games this spl, the rest of the pool better pray that classiest don't unleash FAJI on em

 

[Mr.E]

wish I would've pulled a Colchonero, except instead of telling people not to buy me at auction and then having a shitty attitude about playing when I am, I would've been smart enough to not sign up in the first place

 

[CrashinBoomBang]

Why don't you test me David

 

[yuukafu]

fun fact: the cyros won every game so far

 

[Vinc2612]

"ict got haxed we can say cryos won everything"
"njnp vs gingy? suck for you, part of the game lol"

nice double standards

 

[Poek]

I just wanna say that I love you all and I hope everyone has a great Sunday! Today (if you stay at home) we got ~25 SPL level games yet to be done! stay tuned :3

it wouldn't be me if I didn't post gifs every week :x​

 

[erz]

Poek97 you can try all you want the nicest user is still teal6 n_n

 

[Tele]

With much of my personal pleasure, Falcons are now 1 game away from dropping their first L of the season after horrendous throw in oras game - fair punishment for fooling oras master telegend in the auction

 

[Tele]

Just another average day in the smogtours lobby.

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[20:18:43] +CrashinBoomBang: jayde
[20:18:44] +CrashinBoomBang: thats my team
[20:18:45] +CrashinBoomBang: fam

[20:18:50] +CrashinBoomBang: SO GOOD

[20:19:29] +CrashinBoomBang: gg

[20:19:44] +CrashinBoomBang: AXEL FUCKIN 10.
[20:19:47] +CrashinBoomBang: SHERIFF MC GOD.

[20:20:03] +CrashinBoomBang: THIS TEAMS FLAWLESS VS TEAMS W/O TOXAPEX
[20:20:05] +CrashinBoomBang: AS EXPECTED
[20:20:08] +blunderr: IF U DONT FACE TOXAPEX THIS TEAM CANNOT LOSE

[20:20:21] +CrashinBoomBang: LANDO GETS NAILED EVERY TIME TOO
[20:20:28] +CrashinBoomBang: BRO FIST IN

[20:20:49] +CrashinBoomBang: goodbye
[20:20:51] +CrashinBoomBang: this dies in 1
[20:20:52] +CrashinBoomBang: as well

[20:20:55] +CrashinBoomBang: LOLO
[20:20:58] +CrashinBoomBang: ITS GON EXPLODE

[20:23:32] +CrashinBoomBang: yes soulwind
[20:23:35] +CrashinBoomBang: he made his own team then said
+LUCK>SKILL joined
[20:23:38] +CrashinBoomBang: this cbb team GAS
[20:23:41] +CrashinBoomBang: and just used it

bonus

[20:23:05] +CrashinBoomBang: thats fucking incredible


me: it really is.

 

[keys]

Hey guys, since people were interested in written recaps of SPL weeks, we will be working to make these happen every week. We intend to release them alongside the Flying Press' Wednesday articles, so make sure you check in on TFP's forum then if you're interested in reading these. Coverage for week 2 just released, available here; the project is being written and spearheaded by Klefkwi (myself), and a huge thank you to BKC, Finchinator, Kingler12345, and miltankmilk for writing the game analyses for this week's edition as well as The Dutch Plumberjack for putting them out and doing so much for the project. I'd also like to thank Luigi and Gunner Rohan for providing two quality interviews for this week's edition.

 

[Poek]

Axel10 and me should be allowed to change our nicknames to Axel and Poek respectively, alas that'd be too easy... forever cursed with los numeritos ;_;

 

[makiri]

I can't believe everyone is sleeping on I am a Rookie. I think he's the best doubles/vgc player the Sharks ever had except for me.

 

[teal6]

Axel10 and me should be allowed to change our nicknames to Axel and Poek respectively, alas that'd be too easy... forever cursed with los numeritos ;_;

Cursed?!

 

[njnp]

Valentine (yea im tagging your ass) could possibly be the worse manager and thing to happen to smogon. This dude is the fuckin weak link of the cyros and im so fuckin sure he is the reason they have failed so many seasons. We got a good thing going atm and your ass is going to fuckin ruin it with your fuckin antics. Half the fuckin team is tired of your shit and can't stand your ass anymore. I signed on to this team cause I thought u were a decent dude from my previous convos before draft day but it seems u put on an amazing fuckin act. I honestly hate my manager more then the wolfpack managers and finch. Like god honestly how can u be so fuckin lame as a person. From not paying tesung to kicking players for no fuckin reason out of chat to lying to players saying you would draft them as (strategic measures) to putting down ur only players to get their price to not rise. You are fuckin scum dude and I hope you never be a manager again for any type of game or irl activity.

Now, everyone I know im not the most liked member in this community but hopefully you can put your spite of me away and get val the fuck outta this shit. Its midseason and its time for change had 4 weeks enough of this bullshit. I mean god fuckin damn people warned me about val but I didn't think shit would be so bad id be ranting about him everyday and his bs. I love my team and my teammates but fuck my manager.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12281554

I want whats best for my team and this illogical person is not what this team needs. The cyros have potentially a trophy winning sqaud and he definitely is not the reason for our success. He would sure be the reason for our demise though.

Bless Up.