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Ambrette Astrotias (5) vs (4) Berry Forest Bushmasters
OU: Tamahome vs z0mOG | This is a tricky one. Gonna go against the sheet a bit. I think Tama's a better player overall, but z0m should be better at SM OU from what I've seen. Small edge.
OU: Cdumas vs blarghlfarghl | Well, the blargh bolding streak was fun while it lasted. Perhaps he will be bolded again next week against inferior competition. Cdumas is back to his spreadsheet warrior ways, and there's nothing I love more than a sheet bandwagon.
OU: Updated Kanto vs xtra$hine | Kanto's been on fire and I'm not too convinced about xtra yet so
OU: Santu vs Vore Gidal | Vore is a new gens player from Oceania...that really says all you need to know about his skill level LOL Santu's had some nice results across diff tours lately so.
DOU: Mint16 vs SMB
UU: Lycans vs Amane Misa | Lycans is still one of the hottest players of 2019 and Misa is still pretty unproven. Big edge
RU: Feliburn vs SPACE FORCE meeps | meeps got back on track last week after a poor start. Look for him to keep it rolling here against a struggling mainer in Feliburn.
NU: Jrdn vs Eternally | I still don't think Jrdn is very good and Eternally has had a decent tour + solid Slam performance.
PU: false vs Taskr | the BKC of PU is outperforming the real BKC. Also, I'm definitely not bolding false LOOOL come on ppl u kno the drill he's like -9 on the sheet
LC: ZoroDark vs tazz | tazz has looked shaky and he's very unproven in non meme tours. ZoroClick has been solid lately and he usually gets some wins. Decent edge.
Terminus Taipans (4) vs (5) Shinto Ruin Serpents
OU: ABR vs Star | Should be fire. ABR's uncharacteristically struggled, but no way this man is gonna be negative. Star's heat af though so this should be a good one. Small edge.
OU: le LLiolae vs yjh971203 | LLL miraculously took down Clicking last week. Not a huge yjh believer but he's looked better in the games I've seen of hin than LLL.
OU: Mana vs BKC | bro LOL IS THE GOAT GONNA BE 0-5? It's definitely possible. Mana is decent enough and usually puts up a solid record. There's really no evidence that BKC is good at SM OU so...yeah. Slight edge out of respect.
OU: ima vs Sacri' | ima has gotten some surprising wins but Sacri is a better player
DOU: Ezrael vs Demantoid
UU: robjr vs DurzaOffTopic | LOL how the fuck is rob with god tier support 0-4. Durza's still unproven as fuck and his only win came off the donation of the year, although he did play well generally in that 1. Gonna trust the body of work in what is in theory a good bounceback spot.
RU: Alpha Rabbit vs Nat | Nat is pretty much gonna be bolded every week so. Also, Rabbit doesn't exactly seem to be very good.
NU: Sjneider vs 0NI |really bolding this obii knockoff LOL Sjneider has crashed back to earth after a solid start while 0ni has 2 surprising wins. Both these players are probably below average so I'm going with the hot hand.
PU: Teddeh vs soulgazer | I'm a big believer and Teddeh and think he can definitely end with a heat record after some misfortune. This is lower tier god SG, though, the king of the sheet who might just 9-0 these bums LOL
LC: jake vs BurntZebra | Zeb's looked surprisingly solid. Going against Star is tough, but gonna trust the proven veteran once more.
Lake of Rage Leviathans (6) vs (3) Sky Tower Lindworms
OU: Charmflash vs -Tsunami- | by some miracle, I beat Tama last week LOOOL Got off to good start after he sacked Scizor and the mu was p free from there. I still don't play this tier tho like LOL and I'm in terrible form. Charm should be solid enough to take this.
OU: Insult vs xImRaptor | Insult is blazing hot, and is smashing ppl in Snake. Raptor has surprisingly done pretty decently, but I'm not convinced yet. Going with the hot hand
OU: Tace vs Lopunny Kicks | Tace is prob like decent but spreadsheet warrior Lop Kicks is def better. Solid edge.
OU: Welli0u vs Relous | Not the biggest fan of the Well when hes not farming bad player pools. Relous has been pretty fire this tour and should take this.
DOU: emforbes vs Croven
UU: Corazan vs HT | What kind of black magic did HT use to be 3-1 LOOOL HOW WTF no way bros. Corazan meanwhile might be the luckiest player in the tour LOOL this guy's probably fucking ass but at least he's still in Slam I guess. Gonna trust the luck against a bad player.
RU: roman vs Ajna | Ajna against an unproven mainer who is probably garbdicks. Next
NU: Garay oak vs col49 | Garay got back on track last week. Meanwhile, 49 has looked shaky at best and things dont get any easier here. This should be close, though. Minimal edge.
PU: Xiri vs tom holland | Spiderman finds himself back in the lineup after Indigo Plateau, to absolutely no one's surprise, got fucking demolished again LOL tom can't possibly be much better, though. His plays have been suspect at best, and he threw what seemed like an autowin mu in his debut. He just might not be good enough to be viable on the big stage. No idea if Xiri isn't awful, but at least he has a win lol.
LC: Luthier vs trash | The Lindworms LC has been an abject disaster this tour LOL both trash and tko have struggled mightily, and Luthier has had some nice moments. Decent edge.
Black City Mambas (1) vs (7) Celadon City Cobras
OU: xray vs Eo Ut Mortus | xray has been decent, but Eo has been jesus this tour. Decent edge.
OU: Rexus vs Jytcampbell | ah. our first cross out of the week LMAO Jyt is garbage 4 sure and Rexus is a PU main
OU: PDC vs dice | Are u kidding me LOL WHAT YEAR IS THIS? PDC??? LOOL DIDNT THIS MAN SAY HE WASNT PLAYING TOO oh my god. He is definitely washed and dice has been heat as fuck. Big edge.
OU: Empo vs FMG | Still think Empo is a bit overrated and I like FMG slightly more. Minimal edge.
DOU: Human vs Tman
UU: Christo vs Accelgor | Accel has been a threat but come on people. THE BEST UUER CANNOT BE NEGATIVE. Christo is too good. Big edge.
RU: Averardo vs UltraBallz | UB is solid enough to beat a mainer that is probably garbage bop.
NU: ict vs Finchinator | Should be close, but I think Finch is a slightly better player currently.
PU: Sam I Yam vs Raiza | He's 3-1 with his only loss coming to sg so sure have your token bold against a clown.
LC: LilyAC vs Kingler12345 | I said Kingler at 2nd was absurd...but 0-4? LOL jesus he should at least get a few wins ppl. I thought 4-5 was a lock tbh. Not too convinced by Lily so here u go Loaf. Small edge.
Rumble Hall Rattlers (6) vs (2) Lanakila Nagas
OU: frisoeva vs Tricking | Clicking usually wins in 2019 and the other dude may or may not be a meme
OU: TonyFlygon vs ramboss | idk how tf ramboss beat ABR but LOL I don't really think he's that good and Tony is solid enough. Decent edge.
OU: teal vs Kebab mlml | who the living fuck is this?? LOL what the hell his name is tilting me tbh. teal's been good. Big edge.
OU: TPP vs Jimmy Turtwig | yeah idk LOL no predict.
DOU: Spurrific vs Nails
UU: SoulWind vs Adaam | Still not too high on Adaam and SW's obv one of the best players in the past few years. With neutral luck, he would be 2-0 and he's definitely a better player overall.
RU: TDK vs Kink | Not entirely convinced about RU TDK, but he's definitely better than King UU LOL come on people.
NU: Kushalos vs Plas | The other guy is really unproven and probably trash and Kush is fire.
PU: rozes vs Ktütverde | I feel like Ktut literally lucks every week LOL bolding rumblers pu is like stabbing yourself but idk LOL I'll trust shiloh to tryhard and perhaps outplay.
LC: London13 vs Osh | Osh has been decent enough and he's way more proven than wannabe London Beats
