Dear <user>, you are the Internet
You are quite possibly one of the most useful inventions ever, connecting people from all over the world and making sharing information incredibly easy. You are also known for being overrun with dumb meme posting scum, so that's pretty uncool (despite some of the memes being pretty funny). Anyway, google is going to be your main ability in this conflict, allowing you to find out almost everything about anyone.
At night, you may PM the interwebs and Alchemator with “Night X – google search <user>”, you will use google search to find out information about <user>, and determine their entire role PM from this information.
You are allied with The Awesome Inventions, you win if the Awesome Inventions eliminate all threats.