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[Standard] MAGMAfia - GAME OVER: Team Wolfsauce (Quagsires/Ditto) Win! Postgame UP

DEADLINE HAS BEEN CALLED TO MOVE FORWARD

After some deliberation and claim-gathering, Walrein finally glares at "suspicious as <snip>" user Deinosaur, who proclaimed his highly-valuable importance to the entire channel as someone who absolutely could not be lynched!!

Several others agree, he's either stupid or mafia, or both, and the votes rack up. Deinosaur recognizes defeat and asks that he be put out of his misery.

As he allows himself to be led to the chopping block, a mysterious recording begins playing. It appears to have been before the conflict broke out, as it has the hosts' voices, and we know they are long dead...

(9:53:31 pm) <Andrew> oh god
(9:53:32 pm) <Andrew> please

Somewhere far away, LifeAdmiral looks up excitedly. "Cybering?!" he cries with glee, but the force of three non-slutty e-girls strikes him into oblivion.

(9:53:34 pm) <Andrew> no Deinosaur

LifeAdmiral's disintegrated atoms exclaim with triumph "RAPE!!!" before they are totally vanquished from existence.

The recording is shoddy and you can't hear everything, but you all make out more:

(9:53:51 pm) <Andrew> he's
(9:53:54 pm) <Andrew> as bad as hfb

Finally Yeti has something to say on the recording, booming through the center.

(9:57:17 pm) <Yeti> o 9:55:19 pm o) <Deinosaur> can I request a role that doesn't require too much thinking
(9:57:17 pm) <Yeti> (o 9:55:32 pm o) <Deinosaur> I haven't played a lot lately and I'm a dumbass
(9:57:19 pm) <Yeti> looooooool

The hosts sigh in sadness at this, but are at least grateful he recognized he would screw up anything significant.

(9:57:26 pm) <Andrew> i told you.
(9:57:27 pm) <Yeti> well
(9:57:31 pm) <Yeti> we can give him a villy role
(9:57:32 pm) <Yeti> :\
(9:57:37 pm) <Andrew> plain vanilla

So it's decided.

As the recording fades out, Walrein stares on in horror as the blade drops, and Deinosaur's head rolls out into the ocean.

Dear Deinosaur, You are Smokey the Bear
smokey.jpg
GIANT IMAGE ABOVE
You are responsible for warning people that fires do not happen on campsites by monitoring a bunch of factors that would take ages to list. Long story short, you were fired because of Governor Christie’s tax cuts, and have since begun to experiment with fire.

You currently have no action.

You are allied with the Magmians. You win if the Magmians eliminate all threats.
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A piece of paper flutters down from the sky: it appears that though this never happened, Deinosaur could have become something legendary.

<snip>. They will value you more since you were an icon for safety once. As a result, you will be given an extra vote. For each deceased person, people will value your opinion more and more as it is your responsibility to save people’s lives. For each Magmian dead, you will gain an extra vote. The maximum number of votes your vote will ever count for is 5.
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Alas, Deinosaur perishes having never known the greatness he could have been.

It is now Night One. N1 will end 12/31, somewhere around 4PM PST. It might be earlier, it might be later.

No results so... onward. Kills are: VALID.
 
YOU MAKE ME WANNA SAY

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Empoof has subbed in for Nightmare Jigglypuff by request.
DarkPenguin67 has subbed in for UsernameSayWha because he's done nothing all game???

If you haven't been on IRC lately to speak w/ people, I suggest doing so, we still have subs in the wings...
 
I'm throwing my (partial) support behind Walrein again, since I don't think a Mafia trying to mole the village would include the line about the lynchpin's identity in their fake role PM. It'd be too much of a gambit. However, I'm still not discounting the possibility of him being a hostile neutral; such a role would probably be given the pynchpin's identity anyway, and a minor, provable ability that would help him gain support from the villagers. Personally I claimed to him since my role is fairly minor, but I think we shouldn't be too trusting until we see a clear inspection result.
 
oof... my head hurts

that was a p traumatic event for the village... we could have withstood 5 deaths and not lost ANY voting power.

However, I think we still have to trust walrein for now. If he were lying about the inspection, a real inspector could have CC'd by now. Also, Deino's role PM was pretty whack. We can't blame him for this mislynch.
 
ok i have all PMs but Walrein asked not to update tonight so I will update before I leave, a little after 11am PST later today (12/31).

holy piss does this ever happen in standard games??????????? early update, all actions in????? spat my cheerios

ok results are all typed up, if you have an action change it MUST be in by 11, I am going to post the update quickly and send results so I can change things but make it snappy...... also note that update should technically be now, and not even tomorrow, but it was requested Walrein wake up before update comes. SO. don't cause me problems I don't have time to redo THE ENTIRE RESULTS ;x

also SNYPE/someone who reads this if SNYPE doesn't, check the results column and mark any changes you think need to be made in a diff color for the cell, so I can review, if you won't be on when I update. I think you said you would be but idk?? anw review the results please.
 
ALL PMS IN
IN A STANDARD GAME
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gOOD JOB lolcapslock guys, you got all PMs in on N1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You all wake up and Yeti hurriedly takes a count... 24 people!

Wow, nobody died either. THIS VILLAGE IS A MONSTER.

It is now Day Two. D2 will end when there's majority or 48 hours max. 1/2/11 12PM PST or about so.

Results going out now.

DEAR MAFIAS PLEASE DISREGARD THE RESULTS YOU GOT THAT DO NOT HAVE YOUR NAMES IN THEM.
ALSO KINGOFKONGS YOU ARE NOT OFFICIALLY BETTER THAN SNYPE AS A COHOST.
 
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