Super bad jokes thread

[R8]

You know those jokes that are so bad and unfunny that they revert and suddenly become funny again, due to how bad they are?
Post them here

 

[xzern]

ok. ill bite.

blind man walks into bar with his seeing eye dog. the man picks up his dog and spins it 360. bartender says, man what are you doing? the blind man replies, oh im just having a look around.

 

[Mace]

ok. ill bite.

blind man walks into bar with his seeing eye dog. the man picks up his dog and spins it 360. bartender says, man what are you doing? the blind man replies, oh im just having a look around.

xzern I thought I told you this joke needed a rabbi. How does a joke stick together if it doesn't have a staple?

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

blind rabbi walks into rabbi with his seeing eye rabbi. the rabbi picks up his rabbi and spins it 360. rabbi says, rabbi what are you doing? the blind rabbi replies, oh im just having a rabbi.

 

[Mace]

blind rabbi walks into rabbi with his seeing eye rabbi. the rabbi picks up his rabbi and spins it 360. rabbi says, rabbi what are you doing? the blind rabbi replies, oh im just having a rabbi.

The man did the equivalent of just spamming the staple gun to a single spot and he still made it work. Now this is People's Mod material.

 

[R8]

Two cinderaces have a speed tie. How do we call that?

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A cinder-race

 

[phoopes]

what do you call it when you play guitar with your feet?

a toe-jam

 

[Ullar]

what do you call it when you play guitar with your feet?

a toe-jam

and when you’re minor royalty and do that?

you’re a toe-jammin’ earl

 

[Martin]

A Scotsman, and Englishman, and an Irishman walk into a bar

 

[Unfunnydededenotxd]

A man walks into a bar. He now owes $1000 in hospital fees.

 

[Hulavuta]

why did chuck norris cross the road?

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to destroy the chicken on the other side!!!!

 

[LordThemberchaud]

Giraffes are horses that Chuck Norris uppercutted.

 

[GatoDelFuego]

 

[cookie]

 

[monkfish]

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Yikes. Unsavoury, dude. Honestly thought better of u

 

[Berks]

would you fuck a ghost?

 

[Plague von Karma]

Not having your health seen as a source of profit for the human equivalent of a dinosaur in the United States of America

 

[Meganium1579]

What Thing That Can Make You Feel Better?

A Bed, Cuz It will always Makes You feel BEDder

 

[War Incarnate]

A bar walks into the man. The bar then leaves the man shortly afterward.

(excuse how bad I am at humor)

 

[R8]

A bar walks into the man. The bar then leaves the man shortly afterward.

(excuse how bad I am at humor)

Hear me out: that's the best joke posted in this thread

 

[VelocityV2]

Why can't you trust an atom? It makes up everything.

 

[Navzyx-kun]

one day I found a person sending me a troll postmail

I guess he was the ImPOSTor

 

[adamantazu]

why do the british call themselves "bri-ish"

haha super funny

because they lost all their "T" at the boston tea party

 

[TheUltraFinder]

Why couldn't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

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Because it died close to 70 million years ago

 

[shadowpea]

Don't be too serious about life. No one's getting out alive anyway.