Some questions are timeless.
What is the meaning of life?
What is true happiness?
Do you even exist?
For milenniums, scholae have pondered on these quandaries
Today, however, I bring you an important announcement — it's time to put the greatest question of all time to the best.
Who is the best BP out of all?
Yep, it's time for the ultimate battle. It's time for the outcasts to duke it out at settle who is the best. We will be having a bo3 Free-For-All tourney for the battle.
Whoever wins gets a "Not Cringe" award deemed by the whole Smogoff forum.
However you've been living under a rock (or not looking at the wittybot discord), let's introduce you to the competitors.
One with the power of being annoying, another with the power of Haha., the other with the power of not understanding jokes nor sarcasm, and the last one who is apparently a "mild snessy".
Firstly, lets introduce the first competitor, yours truly.
Name: A Golden Waddle Dee (I am the Impostor)
Weight: whatever a waddle dee weighs
Age: Teenage years
Battling Strategy: All-Out Combat
(i have made multiple accounts but this is my new main)
Name: Snessy!
Weight: the amount of posts they haha'd to
Age: the age of the character in their pfp
Battling Strategy: Unknown
(there is more than this btw)
Name: War Incarnate
Weight: the amount of posts they made in the "Ruin a Wish" thread
Age: Unknown
Battling Strategy: Unknown
(don't know their showdown account yet)
Name: shadowpeashooter
Weight: the amount of ducks they have in their basement
Age: Unknown
Battling Strategy: use duck pokemon? idk
Needless to say, it's sure to be a battle of the ages.
a clash of titans
red vs blue vs yellow vs green
alpha vs beta vs omega vs gamma
crunchy vs smooth vs soft vs hard
coke vs pepsi vs fanta vs mountain dew (haha MLG moment)
nintendo vs sony vs microsoft vs sega
And there an be only one...
on this date at around 8:15 P.M. EST, we will finally see who is the true victor.
stay tuned...
What is the meaning of life?
What is true happiness?
Do you even exist?
For milenniums, scholae have pondered on these quandaries
Today, however, I bring you an important announcement — it's time to put the greatest question of all time to the best.
Who is the best BP out of all?
Yep, it's time for the ultimate battle. It's time for the outcasts to duke it out at settle who is the best. We will be having a bo3 Free-For-All tourney for the battle.
Whoever wins gets a "Not Cringe" award deemed by the whole Smogoff forum.
However you've been living under a rock (or not looking at the wittybot discord), let's introduce you to the competitors.
One with the power of being annoying, another with the power of Haha., the other with the power of not understanding jokes nor sarcasm, and the last one who is apparently a "mild snessy".
Firstly, lets introduce the first competitor, yours truly.
Name: A Golden Waddle Dee (I am the Impostor)
Weight: whatever a waddle dee weighs
Age: Teenage years
Battling Strategy: All-Out Combat
(i have made multiple accounts but this is my new main)
Name: Snessy!
Weight: the amount of posts they haha'd to
Age: the age of the character in their pfp
Battling Strategy: Unknown
(there is more than this btw)
Name: War Incarnate
Weight: the amount of posts they made in the "Ruin a Wish" thread
Age: Unknown
Battling Strategy: Unknown
(don't know their showdown account yet)
Name: shadowpeashooter
Weight: the amount of ducks they have in their basement
Age: Unknown
Battling Strategy: use duck pokemon? idk
Needless to say, it's sure to be a battle of the ages.
a clash of titans
red vs blue vs yellow vs green
alpha vs beta vs omega vs gamma
crunchy vs smooth vs soft vs hard
coke vs pepsi vs fanta vs mountain dew (haha MLG moment)
nintendo vs sony vs microsoft vs sega
And there an be only one...
on this date at around 8:15 P.M. EST, we will finally see who is the true victor.
stay tuned...
