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the best product in the world
- Thread starter cqiqi
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Only $420 for this beauty
biggest blunt I’ve ever seen
the best product in the world is actually this, the dishmatic
the dishmatic at first glance looks like a simple sponge on a stick, however
the body of the dishmatic is actually hollow, with a closeable port in the end for the insertion of washing up liquid, which is fed into the sponge and applied to your dishes by firm manual pressure
all this while protecting your hands from hot soapy water which will dry and crack the skin. do yourself a favour and purchase yourself and your friends and family a dishmatic from your local supermarket
the dishmatic at first glance looks like a simple sponge on a stick, however
the body of the dishmatic is actually hollow, with a closeable port in the end for the insertion of washing up liquid, which is fed into the sponge and applied to your dishes by firm manual pressure
all this while protecting your hands from hot soapy water which will dry and crack the skin. do yourself a favour and purchase yourself and your friends and family a dishmatic from your local supermarket
real pros wear gloves when washing dishes. the finesse of your own fingers along with the cleanliness of not touching grime
not everyone is going to like your suggestion but personally i think shitting into the open mouth of a swalot would be an unmatched toilet experience
so you're saying lexus manufaxtured this sticker?View attachment 496769
guys can i borrow some money i really need this $100 sticker of primal groudon
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Weak ass scrub Daddy knock off
Now that I have your attention let me show you this handy new kitchen tool, the Slap Chop! You’re going to be in a great mood all day, because you’re going be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop. Now, look here’s a potato. One slap you got big chunks for stew, two slaps home fries in a second. And, look at this when you add a mushroom: the more you do it, the finer it gets you don’t have to switch any blades. Now, you love salad -- you hate making it. You know you hate making salads -- that’s why you don’t have any salad in your diet. Watch this one slap... salad! I love Pizza too, but once in a while get the veggies in, at least throw it on top of the pizza. You’re going to change your eating habits. Soup, Coleslaw, stuff we want, 5 seconds. 4 or 5 seconds, it's done. This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re going to have an exciting life now. Look here’s a hard boiled egg. One chop, you add the pickle; you add the green onion. And what you can do is mix things together add the ham and you’re going to love this. You don’t have time to make breakfast, breakfast to go. You’re going to love my nuts. Watch this: almonds, walnuts. Comes with a cover so you can do everything in the cover. Alright, or you can do it on the board, whatever you like. So easy, one finger, if I can do it with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand. Kids can do it. You know what they charge at the ice cream store? A dollar for toppings at the ice cream store. Add a couple cookies if you want. So, you can make it for 10 cents. Stop throwing your money away. You know not only nuts what about fruit? Put a mango, look at that isn’t that beautiful on your ice cream.
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