The Djinni (Genie) will grant you three wishes

[AuraSphere]

no (BAN ME PLEASE)s

YAY ALL THE FRIED CHICKEN TO MYSELF, plus who would run the plantations?

i wishes:
1. condoms were fake
2. barack obama wasn't president
3. there was a hole to hell

 

[Cooky]

well then whos gonna shine my shoes

 

[Iamslow]

1) Every Lego set ever BUT I DON'T GET THE INSTRUCTIONS D:
2) A new computer but I GET A MAC D:<

I would be too pissed to make a third wish

 

[Fatecrashers]

i wish i was a little bit taller

 

[moot]

i wish i was a baller

 

[Tortferngatr]

i wish i was a little bit taller

You get skull cancer, that raises your height up 1/2 inch.

i wish i was a baller

You are turned into a kitchen utensil used to scoop melons. Have a nice inanimate-object-hood!

 

[ParaChomp]

I'll let my old pal Spongebob explain.

 

[Terrador]

No Arabs

Everyone who actually uses this forum is dead. Game.

 

[AuraSphere]

No Arabs

Everyone who actually uses this forum is dead. Game.

we wouldn't have an arguable funny theme for this section of the forums

people type in smogon.com/forums/

 

[Renosaur]

i wished i had a girl who looked good

edit: damn, left tab open and people posted

 

[Pravinoz]

i wished i had a girl who looked good

She's lesbian...

 

[Paradoxus]

K can someone ruin my wishes?

 

[LonelyNess]

sorry to say but life ruined your wishes bud

 

[November Blue]

I would call her.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat.


I can't believe that nobody did this one yet:

I WISH I HAD A HUGE PENIS!


I

 

[FlamingFighter]

I just wish this thread wasn't bombing.