The effects of the fox and a post fox world

[Ravix]

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! So says the many fans of an expanding hero in today's society, fox the fox. Many questions have been asked about this curious creature and until just recently one key cornerstone...one key fact has eluded us all. Just what...what does the fox say?

Pop singer Ylvis explores this story in excruciating detail, finally unveiling to us all the many different voices of fox the fox.

What is your sound, will we ever know?

Cap-cap-cap-cap-cap-captain TEEMMMOOOO.

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

The fox says that Stonehenge and Jan Egeland are better songs

 

[Bedschibaer]

>guy with a Gangnam Style t-shirt walks up to me.
>"hey bro, have you seen this new meme video?"
>my body shivers, veins pulsating in my neck and forearm.
>He pulls out his iPad with a Katamari Damacy sticker on it, unlocks it, minimizes iTunes which was playing "Queen's greatest hits."
>Bohemian Rhapsody has 38,000 plays.
>He opens up YouTube and I see the words "ylvis"
>my body trembles and I collapse to the floor.
>"are you okay anon?"
>I stand up.
>My hands and feet are bleeding.
>I have stigmata now.
>I run out of the building vomiting, weeping.
>Flag down a taxi. I jump in. >"where to, son?"
>"t-to the record store, p-please" I say, struggling through my tears
>He looks back and asks what's wrong.
>All I can manage to stutter is "the f-f-fox"
>He stares deeply into my eyes and says
>"FRAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KOW! FRAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KOW!"
>I start bleeding from all of my pores as my soul attempts to escape my body as quickly as possible.
>I die.
>The taxi driver tells my parents that "The Fox" were my last words, and that I was a huge fan.
>Ylvis hears this and is moved by the tragedy
>They perform at my funeral.
>I'm forever known as "The Fox Man."