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The Everything some hero (NFL) Thread - 2015-16 Season

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We're unto the Vikes/49ers. You had your 15 minutes.

This game is boring and probably the toilet bowl of the week. Sure, toilet bowl mainstays Jags, Titans, Bucs and Raiders all had unwatchable garbage(like they do every week) but this game is annoying because the commentators won't shut up about Hayne.

Also, why the hell are the vikes pretending that they have a qb? Stop trying to be cute with passing attempts and give peterson the ball. The team is a mess though so who cares.
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Watching Marcus Mariota throw 4 TDs and no INTs isn't "unwatchable garbage". That entire game was just Mariota VS Winston but it lived up to the hype..well Mariota did. Winston's first NFL pass was a pick six(Last person to do this was Brett Favre)
The Vikes DO have a QB. Teddy Bridgewater ,while not ideal, hasn't busted yet and he had a solid rookie campaign. And Peterson didn't do much because he kept getting stuffed. That wouldn't have changed even if he had more touches.
And the Giants choked the lead away. But by all means, keep insulting the Jags as if they're worse
 
Captain Skywalker said:
Watching Marcus Mariota throw 4 TDs and no INTs isn't "unwatchable garbage". That entire game was just Mariota VS Winston but it lived up to the hype..well Mariota did. Winston's first NFL pass was a pick six(Last person to do this was Brett Favre)
The Vikes DO have a QB. Teddy Bridgewater ,while not ideal, hasn't busted yet and he had a solid rookie campaign. And Peterson didn't do much because he kept getting stuffed. That wouldn't have changed even if he had more touches.
And the Giants choked the lead away. But by all means, keep insulting the Jags as if they're worse
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Wow 4 TDs! Big deal. Let's get something straight, 13/16/209/4TDs IS NOT IMPRESSIVE. Those are nothing more than game manager stats, those are worthless stats that mean nothing. All he did was complete a few easy passes here and there against what seems to be a high school defense. Watching highlights(i sure as hell ain't watching any of these two garbo teams ever) Winston was far more impressive than Mariota and his fluky/unsustainable completions. Whether or not Mariota turns the titans into a playoff team this year is irrelevant. They are a boring team with boring players and costume colors.


Vikes and Jags don't got no Quaterbacks. Until Bortles and Bridgewater start dropping 4000+ yard, 30+TD seasons they are nothing more than an afterthought, because let's face it the Vikes and Jags do not have the talent to win games with mediocre qbs like 49ers and seahawks do/did. Both of them are total busts until they prove otherwise. I consider all qbs busts until proven otherwise, especially qbs who play for yearly trash teams like the jags, raiders, vikes, titans and bucs.

The Jags ARE worse than the Giants and will always be until they find a qb. No matter who they draft. They have no future, and no hope. They should feel honored that i'm even talking about them to be honest. The Giants on the other hand have a HoF qb who is a couple of players away from another SB appearance. Heck they have a good shot of making the playoffs THIS year with a far less talented team. That's what you get when you have a qb like Eli who can actually drop 4400, 30 td seasons like it ain't nothing.
 
some hero said:
Wow 4 TDs! Big deal. Let's get something straight, 13/16/209/4TDs IS NOT IMPRESSIVE. Those are nothing more than game manager stats, those are worthless stats that mean nothing. All he did was complete a few easy passes here and there against what seems to be a high school defense. Watching highlights(i sure as hell ain't watching any of these two garbo teams ever) Winston was far more impressive than Mariota and his fluky/unsustainable completions. Whether or not Mariota turns the titans into a playoff team this year is irrelevant. They are a boring team with boring players and costume colors.


Vikes and Jags don't got no Quaterbacks. Until Bortles and Bridgewater start dropping 4000+ yard, 30+TD seasons they are nothing more than an afterthought, because let's face it the Vikes and Jags do not have the talent to win games with mediocre qbs like 49ers and seahawks do/did. Both of them are total busts until they prove otherwise. I consider all qbs busts until proven otherwise, especially qbs who play for yearly trash teams like the jags, raiders, vikes, titans and bucs.

The Jags ARE worse than the Giants and will always be until they find a qb. No matter who they draft. They have no future, and no hope. They should feel honored that i'm even talking about them to be honest. The Giants on the other hand have a HoF qb who is a couple of players away from another SB appearance. Heck they have a good shot of making the playoffs THIS year with a far less talented team. That's what you get when you have a qb like Eli who can actually drop 4400, 30 td seasons like it ain't nothing.
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Mariota threw more TDs than your savior Eli Manning but that's none of my business.
How can you call Teddy Bridgwater and Blake Bortles busts if they haven't even played a full two seasons? Again, none of my business.
Winston's first pass was a pick six yet he's more impressive than Mariota who threw NO interceptions? k
 
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Pretzels said:
Eli Manning is 16-25 in his last 41 starts

Ryan Fitzpatrick is 17-24 in his last 41 starts
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The Jets have a lot of potential offensively this year, as I already said earlier in either this thread or the picks thread. Marshall + Decker is no joke and the defense only gets better, while fitz was never bad. So yeah, I think the Jets could turn out pretty good this year.
 
Wait, the Amish Rifle is back? Fitz I'd say is probably slightly better than average, certainly a lot better than some of the other starting ones. He's just not the guy that's gonna carry you to the Super Bowl.
 
You know what makes me sad is that Eli is pretty much the definition of totally fucking average, but he's pretty close to being a HoF lock already because he's a QB with two rings and his last name is Manning. On actual career performance, it's not even a question he's nowhere close to worthy.

Probably better than Joe Namath, but that guy was inducted more for his off-the-field shenanigans really. Eli? He temper-tantrummed his way into forcing the team that drafted him #1 overall to immediately trade him.
 
Mr.E said:
You know what makes me sad is that Eli is pretty much the definition of totally fucking average, but he's pretty close to being a HoF lock already because he's a QB with two rings and his last name is Manning. On actual career performance, it's not even a question he's nowhere close to worthy.

Probably better than Joe Namath, but that guy was inducted more for his off-the-field shenanigans really. Eli? He temper-tantrummed his way into forcing the team that drafted him #1 overall to immediately trade him.
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Might I remind you that John Elway did the same thing and is in the Hall of Fame?
 
John Elway went to 5 fucking super bowls and was known to be elite his whole career. He was considered one of the greatest QB talents to have ever played.
 
Mr.E said:
You know what makes me sad is that Eli is pretty much the definition of totally fucking average, but he's pretty close to being a HoF lock already because he's a QB with two rings and his last name is Manning. On actual career performance, it's not even a question he's nowhere close to worthy.

Probably better than Joe Namath, but that guy was inducted more for his off-the-field shenanigans really. Eli? He temper-tantrummed his way into forcing the team that drafted him #1 overall to immediately trade him.
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Eli had one of the greatest seasons ever as qb in 2011, with a ridiculous 15(thats more than half his season total) 4th quater touchdowns, a ridiculous 77% of the teams victories won through miracle comebacks, playing with the worst ol that season, with the worst rushing offense and capped it off with the single greatest performance ever by a quaterback against the 49ers in the NFCCG. Eli is a HoF, deal with it.

xJownage said:
The Jets have a lot of potential offensively this year, as I already said earlier in either this thread or the picks thread. Marshall + Decker is no joke and the defense only gets better, while fitz was never bad. So yeah, I think the Jets could turn out pretty good this year.
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Difference between Eli and Fitz is that Eli would have won a sb with the 2014 Texans and with 2015 Jets. Andre +Deandre+ healthy Arian + Eli and with Watt on the other side, you get a Super Bowl win. Same with these jets. Or at least Eli would have been able to drop 4000 30 td seasons with both these teams. The Giants have lacked talent the last couple of years, if they were as talented as these two teams Eli would have several more sb wins under his belt.
 
some hero said:
Eli had one of the greatest seasons ever as qb in 2011, with a ridiculous 15(thats more than half his season total) 4th quater touchdowns, a ridiculous 77% of the teams victories won through miracle comebacks, playing with the worst ol that season, with the worst rushing offense and capped it off with the single greatest performance ever by a quaterback against the 49ers in the NFCCG. Eli is a HoF, deal with it.
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We all know you would pay Eli Manning to let you suck his dick, and we deal with it too.

We both make gregarious claims, and we both know they're not true.
some hero said:
Difference between Eli and Fitz is that Eli would have won a sb with the 2014 Texans and with 2015 Jets. Andre +Deandre+ healthy Arian + Eli and with Watt on the other side, you get a Super Bowl win. Same with these jets. Or at least Eli would have been able to drop 4000 30 td seasons with both these teams. The Giants have lacked talent the last couple of years, if they were as talented as these two teams Eli would have several more sb wins under his belt.
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ok.
some hero said:
Difference between Eli and Fitz is that Eli would have won a sb with the 2014 Texans and with 2015 Jets.
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some hero said:
Difference between Eli and Fitz is that Eli would have won a sb with the 2014 Texans and with 2015 Jets.
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You're a fucking idiot.

edit: SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE A COMPILATION OF SOME HERO'S MOST CRINGEWORTHY MOMENTS!
 
Crazy finish to that Broncos-Chiefs game. KC shot themselves in the foot way too many times.

Also Manning is done and will get crushed by that Chiefs D? Turns out that was not exactly the case.
 
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That touchdown run from the patriots. Gronkowski taking the edge out and chandler coming on a wham block for the linebacker.

GOD IM IN LOVE WITH THIS OFFENSE.
 
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