Ok here's what happening:
I am a human and have a certain number of other humans who have claimed to me. If you are a human and wish to join this collective, we are dedicated to getting all humans within our group an unbeatable number of points.
The zombie hunters are to claim to us, and I will spell out why:
1. You're not going to win without our help. This should be super obvious, but the humans can fuck you over in exchange for immunity if things get out of whack with respect to our point totals. You two should be as open and transparent with us as possible if you want to have any hope to actually win.
2. I will give one very precise condition as to whether we go for your win or a human win (with you being immune to losing): whether the zombies also claim to us. More on this later.
If the zombies also claim to us, then what follows is obvious. Both zombies will touch each human within the group in the same round once, and each other in one of the rounds (works for any group of 3 or more humans, since there's no limitation to the number of people the zombies can both touch in one round). The humans who they touch will then drink their antidote, and the zombies will move on to the next human in line. No one gets infected and the zombies are safe from the zombie hunters; in other words, this guarantees that the losers are those humans who are not in the group.
If the zombies do not claim to us, this becomes a much simpler matter. We can easily weed out any zombies who have claimed human through systemic use of antidotes and the end-of-round updates to the numbers of zombies, and the rest of us can refuse to touch people, which will force the untrusted to touch the zombie hunters, resulting in a zombie hunter win and immunity for the humans and converted zombies. Easy. There's even incentive for the converted zombies to say when they get converted because they can't possibly lose or win at that point.
I might also want to add that the zombies can't possibly win a game like this (just watch the season 1 episode where they played a kinder variant of this game, the zombies played well, and didn't come even close to winning), so you two should really just be trying to survive and not get raped by the zombie hunters. As for the zombie hunters, while you undeniably have a chance of victory you're not going to win without our help, and if you think the zombies will be paranoid and not claim to us then you're basically in the gold if you do. Think of it as a sort of mind game with the zombies.
Needless to say, if six humans get together we can even assure the zombies of survival in the event the zombie hunters are dicks and try to fake claim, via having each one touch a different person each round and then ostracizing and sending to the deathmatch any zombie hunter who kills a zombie. In other words, there's zero risk to claiming as a zombie once you accept that it's literally impossible to win.
That is all, I will give the zombies until Sunday at 4 PM CST to claim before we start coming up with a systemic plan to use our antidotes to hunt you down and fuck you two over. Once we start using antidotes to find you you will not be able to get back into the group and survive because we would need the antidotes which we used to track you down to keep you safe, so you'll basically be trying to win an impossible game where the other players are all trying to force you to get fucked.
Cheers and I look forward to everyone getting in touch with me~ Note that I will be keeping zero secrets from anyone in the group this round so the early bird gets the worm (also the trustworthy bird!).