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THE GREATEST MATCH EVER. Melee at Flying Spaghetti Heaven

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Personally, I'd like to just get this over with. everyone cool with glacier subreffing? Or we could even just call it a draw (except for glacier. you suck. jk) and finally be done with this. also, glacier, you from VA? awesome
 
i was kidding. i have too much stuff to ref, and i'm leaving soon for an extended period.

haha bitches, i gave you hope. THATS WHAT YOU GET.

now go find a subref >:3
 
For not giving yer orders in Pirate-speech, lucarrrrrrio is slapped with a Divine Noodly Appendage. That oughta show ye, landlubber!
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frz = 6164 = no
slp = 9397 = no
remove stat changes = 6037 = no
burn = 5732 = no
conf = 4810 = no
heal = 4134 = YES
attract = 4661 = YES (7980 = INTENSE)
dmg = -([8]+1.75) = -9.75

with that business out of the way, let the parlay commence!

Round x Start!
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HP: 38
EN: 28
OTHER: Resting (2a), Rest disabled (6a)
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HP: 9
EN: 34
OTHER: Divinely Noodled, ShadowStrike disabled (6a)​
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HP: 35
EN: 31
OTHER: -1 Def (2r), Attracted (4a), Shadow Claw disabled (6a)
Arena Notes: None, mateys!​

An' dis round be a shipwreck! Kitsunoh squanders the gift of noodle with a lousy sittin' round, and promp'ly gets cannoneered by Mr Mime! He's walked the plank, fellas! Mr Mime goes back inta his sleepin, as we see Lucarrrrrrrio failin ta do anything! he seems ta have fergotten his attacks! Ain't that a blimey!

As the battle grinds on, Mr Mime sleeps on! Sleepin' on deck, ain't that a shame! but it seems to have worked 'cause Lucarrrrrio is taken wit da wench and does nothin'! Not that it'da helped much, cuz his crusty ol' shipmate Kit wasn't gonna be doin much helpin wit' dat hand o' his!

Mime finally gets his lard off the planks. He just wakes up and stretches! i'da had him keelhauled fer dat, you can bet ye hook hand! And then once again, Lucarrrrrrrio is too busy slobberin' ta do any work! wouldja look at that buncha fools!

Oh lord in hea'n, the clouds's darkenin! What else could that mean but a visit from his Great Noodly Appendage? Hopefully he'll do some ta spice dis battle right up, cuz it sure is lookin' dull here! He waves his arm once, and a little dust falls down! what could it mean? Nothin!? But even he seems to be fed up wit' Lucarrrrrrio's performance cuz he reaches down and gives 'im a li'l smack! What will the puppy do? SLEEP? Oh, that's a smart-ass. We'll make him pay, boys, won't we!

Kitsunoh chilled!
idk why i mean he uses 0 en this round
+12 EN

speed tie = 1171 = Mime
Mr. Mime used Sleep Talk!
attack = 7463 = Shadow Ball
dmgKit = [8+1.5] = 9.5
Kitsunoh was KO'd!
-9 EN
dmgMime = -12

Lucario used Shadow Claw (infatuation = 918 = no)
whoops
-0 EN

a2

Mime slept
dmgMime = -12

Lucario was too sexy for his shirt! (infatuation = 9603 = yes)

a3

Mr Mime woke!
Mr. Mime Chilled!
+12 EN

Lucario was infatuated again! (infatuation = 9510 = yes)

FSM actions = 2833 = 2

Act1 = 7276 = Clear status
Nobody had status to clear! whoops!

Act2 = 748 = NOODLY APPENDAGE STRIKE
victim = 4905 = Lucario
frz = 4934 = no
slp = 958 = YES (8654 = INTENSE)
stat reset = 2041 = no
brn = 3778 = no
conf = 8362 = no
heal = 6709 = no
attract = 3619 = YES (5187 = SEVERE)
dmg = [8]+1.75 = 9.75

Round x End!
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HP: 62
EN: 31
OTHER: Rest disabled (3a)
VS
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HP: 0
EN: 0
OTHER: ghost with your nick has been killed
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HP: 25
EN: 31
OTHER: -1 Def (1r), Attracted (3a), Shadow Claw Disabled (3a), Asleep (2a)
Arena notes: None​

argh mateys

Orcinus Duo orders
MrcRanger97 Orders
I ref
 
Aye, Mind, it looks to me this match is in the bag! Yer done good, killin off all those scurvy enemies and this sleeping dog looks like its been needin a good kick to the buttocks to knock it over ship! We'll start off with a shock of mental power, boosted by yer hansome ability, and then launch our signature attacking move. It should knock that dog right over! After that, let's chill, an we'll celebrate with a big ol bottle of rum. Yo ho ho!
Confusion-Psychic-Chill
 
Round x End!
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HP: 62
EN: 31
OTHER: Rest disabled (3a)
VS
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HP: 25
EN: 31
OTHER: -1 Def (1r), Attracted (3a), Shadow Claw Disabled (3a), Asleep (2a)​
Arena notes: None

Mr. Mime used Confusion!
crit = 2010 = no
confuse = 9553 = no
dmg = [7.5+3+3] = 13.5
-4 EN

Lucario is fast asleep

a2

Mr Mime used Psychic!
crit = 3512 = no
dropSpD = 1390 = no
dmg = [10+3+3] = 16
Lucario was KO'd!
-6 EN

and Orcinus Duo is the WINNER!

Rewards:

ME: 5 UC

Classy: sorry bud the system is borked

Orcinus Duo: 3 CC
Mr Mime: 3 MC 3 KOC

Glacier: 2 CC
Mamo: 4 MC

Ranger: 2 CC
Lucario: 3 MC

Aweshucks: 2 CC
Kitsunoh: 2 MC 1 DC

p sure i got the prizes right, just post if otherwise!
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Once again orcinus nabs all of the KOC in a melee match. :D

GG all, sorry glacier, and screw this battle for wasting an inordinate amount of time.

Also, pwnemon for best cherry picker? I think classy gets something for mamoswine KO though...
 
Orcinus Duo said:
Once again orcinus nabs all of the KOC in a melee match. :D

GG all, sorry glacier, and screw this battle for wasting an inordinate amount of time.

Also, pwnemon for best cherry picker? I think classy gets something for mamoswine KO though...
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subref rules say the original ref is rewarded no compensation if the battle has not progressed to the point where there are two KOs. I frankly also think i was paid too much and classy jipped, but tbh i didn't even know the rules for subreffing until i went to prize distribute, so i prefer best accidental cherry picker
 
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