The PS Staff Battle Royale

[Unfunnydededenotxd]

Disclaimer: This will not be happening in real life.
Which of the PS staff members at the time of posting would win a battle royale? Contestants: Global Drivers and higher (no bots). Only staff members at the time of this post will be allowed, so if someone else becomes staff after the post, they are ineligible.

 

[Plague von Karma]

I like to think FOMG is an actual Golem irl so maybe he can explode and end it all in a tie

 

[phoopes]

F, I would have come out of retirement and taken myself but I’m not eligible

in that case I have my money on Marty I just feel like he has some tricks up his sleeve

 

[Kalalokki]

I feel like you're just asking for someone to create one of those hunger games simulator runs

 

[shade]

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[Milak]

in as a sub

 

[Marty]

I have my money on Marty I just feel like he has some tricks up his sleeve

I sure do - with 1809 posts I get to move first in Trick Room.

 

[Theia]

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In absence of my winning my bet is on HiMyNamesL (Clefable) because he's taller than me and a guy so stands a reasonably better chance. Also he's British and they put milk in their tea on purpose, and I wouldn't want to mess with that kind of insanity.

 

[zorbees]

really i think what we need to learn is that no matter who wins the battle royale, you're all losers for moderating pokemon showdown

 

[Dorron]

Blitz puns for social media spotlights are totally stinky, I think he could make the human life become extinct if he wanted just making use of his puns

 

[OM]

Everyone on this staff team is too nice I'd bring a chair and they'll be like "oh shit a seat?" and then I'll fucking deck them with it bc they're gullible lmao

 

[Lucario]

c.kilgannon Would definitely win. She is a vicious assassin who screeches at her enemies and will use Biology or smthn to defeat them.

 

[aurora]

i would have beaten everyone in my day

 

[biggie]

really i think what we need to learn is that no matter who wins the battle royale, you're all losers for moderating pokemon showdown

 

[zorbees]

the forum isnt pokemon showdown also i barely did any work and was a mod for like 8 years

 

[biggie]

really i think what we need to learn is that no matter who wins the battle royale, you're all losers for moderating pokemon showdown

the forum isnt pokemon showdown also i barely did any work and was a mod for like 8 years

 

[Adeleine]

try beating an entire country idiots

 

[zorbees]

i probably did less work in 8 years than anyone with a Contributer badge does in 1 day