"I'm trying to be nice. Understand?"
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Chapter 1: http://www.smogon.com/forums/thread...ing-because-of-laziness.3507315/#post-5599986
CHAPTER 2: So after a wonderful time in the XY Metagame, Sweeperella got his ass kicked by a bunch of the new megas in Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire. He fell fast from grace, and landed on his face in a tier called Banlist. During this time, Sweeperella was humbled, and learned what it felt like to not be a top-tier threat. After he was banned from UU in less than a day, Sweep decided to sit down on some Medichamite and think.
"Is this what Karma is?" Sweeperella asked himself. "Did this metagame shift happen because I was so nasty to lower-tier mons and my partners?"
"I was once the best too, kid." Terrakion said. "In Generation 5, I was top dog of the meta. But then I let the power and fame turn me into a cruel person."
"I don't want to be banlisted anymore..." Sweeperella said, then covering his face in guilt. The bug began to cry as he remembered being exiled from UU.
"Well kid, there's a small chance that Underused may let you back in." Terrakion said. "If they see that you're a nice person, they may test you."
"How can I convince the UU Council I'm a nice monster?" Sweeperella asked.
"You need act polite in this steaming pile of shit we call ORAS OU."
***"Is this what Karma is?" Sweeperella asked himself. "Did this metagame shift happen because I was so nasty to lower-tier mons and my partners?"
"I was once the best too, kid." Terrakion said. "In Generation 5, I was top dog of the meta. But then I let the power and fame turn me into a cruel person."
"I don't want to be banlisted anymore..." Sweeperella said, then covering his face in guilt. The bug began to cry as he remembered being exiled from UU.
"Well kid, there's a small chance that Underused may let you back in." Terrakion said. "If they see that you're a nice person, they may test you."
"How can I convince the UU Council I'm a nice monster?" Sweeperella asked.
"You need act polite in this steaming pile of shit we call ORAS OU."
THE TEAM:
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"Hi, my name is Sweeprella and I like to eat marshmallow peeps.
If you voted for Metagrossite to remain OU, then you deserve a short bus for being a fucking retard.
However, you would still get an invite to my birthday party because I'm a nice person."
Sweeperella (Pinsir) (M) @ Pinsirite
Ability: Hyper Cutter
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Return
- Earthquake
- Quick Attack
- Swords Dance
The only change to Pinsir's XY set is that I ran Earthquake over Close Combat for Metagross, Diancie, and Aegislash. Earthquake nets me a guaranteed OHKO on Heatran which is nice, and I hit bisharp for heavy damage without taking a defense drop which is another bonus. Since Skarmory wasn't all that popular on the suspect ladder, I didn't really miss Close Combat.
As you can guess, Pinsir is the main sweeper of this team. His job is to clean up late game. However, he can always punch holes in walls using that 155 Attack Stat and 200 Base Power Return. Or can use Quick Attack to revenge kill (which usually hits between 30 and 40% damage on standard targets) At +2, Pinsir is tough to handle without proper counters or a healthy check.
Tactical Notes:
- I use Return because I'd rather have my pokemon happy than mad.
- I use a Jolly nature as a safety measure against the base 100 megas and lando-i + Manaphy + garchomp + delphox. (Delphox sits at a really close 104 and can OHKO Pinsir if it outspeeds.)
"So after being fired from the weather team, lots of things happened in my life.
I got a new job on balance, got re-married, and even built a relationship with my neglected son.
Everything was just dandy. But then I got a call from my old boss, and Sweepy apologized for being such a jerk."
"What did I do? Well I did the same as any employee of the month would do.
I abandoned my job, wife, and kid and went back to Rella with a smile on my face...just like a victim of stockholm syndrome."
Percival (Rotom-Wash) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 212 Def / 44 Spe
Bold Nature
- Volt Switch
- Will-O-Wisp
- Hydro Pump
- Pain Split
Rotom is here for pivoting, not much else to say. He switches in on a resisted attack. Tanks it, and then switches out with a slow volt switch in order to keep momentum. EV spread is standard, 44 Speed allows me to outrun max speed Azumarill by a point. This means I can burn belly drum azumarill and neuter the sweep. The EV investment also allows me to outspeed fully defensive lando-t and blast him with Hydro Pump. Rotom is also my primary answer to Mamoswine—a mon that really gives this team trouble without him. Rotom also counters talonflame who destroys Pinsir.
A Bulky Water is good to have on any team, and Rotom also fills this role.
"After the sand team split up, I decided to pursue my dream of opening a minigolf business.
The Moonblast is a glow-in-the-dark golf adventure that opens up at 7pm each night for family fun.
Well it used to...until I returned to Sweeperella after getting an apology from him. ^__^."
Lancelot (Clefable) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 172 Def / 84 SpD
Calm Nature
- Calm Mind
- Moonblast
- Soft-Boiled
- Flamethrower
It's always good to have a fairy on your team, and clefable is arguably the best (certainly on the non-mega side of things). Clefable is a status absorber, calm mind sweeper, and brings crucial resistances to dark, fighting, and dragon. The 84 SpD EVs allow me to avoid being 2HKOed by LO Thundurus, and lets Clefable be a great switch-in to raikou (who can give this team some trouble). The rest of the investment is to help it take physical hits better. Flamethrower gives me a fire move against ferrothorn and scizor, and keeps clefable from being setup bait. All in all, clefable is a huge asset to the team.
"I answered the Help Wanted ad that Sweeperella put in the newspaper.
I'm a qualified rapid spinner that has worked in the OU business for over a decade now.
My main strength is my speed, and I believe my biggest weakness is that I'm a perfectionist."
Sir Starmie (Starmie) @ Life Orb
Ability: Analytic
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Psyshock
- Rapid Spin
Starmie is the spinner on this team and a check to slower threats. The ability is Analytic because Starmie forces a ton of switches (and a 1.6x boost to a move is hard to shrug off). It also provides me with a secondary/tertiary keldeo and heatran check. Starmie is great at blasting a chunk away from the health of latios/latias and other frail things that are base 115 speed and below. In short, starmie is a great spinner.
"After the sand team broke apart, I decided to pursue my dream of being a motorcycle stuntman.
They told me the job was out of my skill level, so I opened up a hot dog cart in front of Pokemon Stadium.
It was alright, but I'm glad to be back with Sweeperella."
Galahad (Garchomp) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 252 HP / 164 Def / 16 SpD / 76 Spe
Impish Nature
- Earthquake
- Stealth Rock
- Dragon Tail
- Toxic
Rocky Helm Garchomp is such a great tool against physical attackers. Losing 1/4th of total HP with each attack? Yes please. The EV spread is for maximum bulk, surviving Manectric (+ thundy and lando) HP Ice, and outspeeding something I can't remember at the moment. Earthquake is the standard all purpose attack, Stealth Rock is there to be setup, Dragon Tail is for phasing, and Toxic is for fucking over walls like mega slowbro and hippo (making them setup mons for clefable). If Lopunny touches garchomp once, then she's put into OHKO range for Pinsir's Quick Attack.
"I'm Sweeperella's buddy from the YMCA.
He likes to play Dungeon & Dragons, and I get to be King Arthur. Pretty cool, huh?"
King Arthur (Aegislash) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Stance Change
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Quiet Nature
- Shadow Ball
- Shadow Sneak
- King's Shield
- Flash Cannon
This is what Aegislash does for my team:
Importable
Sweeperella (Pinsir) (M) @ Pinsirite
Ability: Hyper Cutter
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Return
- Earthquake
- Quick Attack
- Swords Dance
Galahad (Garchomp) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 252 HP / 164 Def / 16 SpD / 76 Spe
Impish Nature
- Earthquake
- Stealth Rock
- Dragon Tail
- Toxic
Lancelot (Clefable) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 172 Def / 84 SpD
Calm Nature
- Calm Mind
- Moonblast
- Soft-Boiled
- Flamethrower
Percival (Rotom-Wash) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 212 Def / 44 Spe
Bold Nature
- Volt Switch
- Will-O-Wisp
- Hydro Pump
- Pain Split
King Arthur (Aegislash) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Stance Change
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Quiet Nature
- Shadow Ball
- Shadow Sneak
- King's Shield
- Flash Cannon
Sir Starmie (Starmie) @ Life Orb
Ability: Analytic
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Psyshock
- Rapid Spin
Ability: Hyper Cutter
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Return
- Earthquake
- Quick Attack
- Swords Dance
Galahad (Garchomp) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 252 HP / 164 Def / 16 SpD / 76 Spe
Impish Nature
- Earthquake
- Stealth Rock
- Dragon Tail
- Toxic
Lancelot (Clefable) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 172 Def / 84 SpD
Calm Nature
- Calm Mind
- Moonblast
- Soft-Boiled
- Flamethrower
Percival (Rotom-Wash) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 212 Def / 44 Spe
Bold Nature
- Volt Switch
- Will-O-Wisp
- Hydro Pump
- Pain Split
King Arthur (Aegislash) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Stance Change
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Quiet Nature
- Shadow Ball
- Shadow Sneak
- King's Shield
- Flash Cannon
Sir Starmie (Starmie) @ Life Orb
Ability: Analytic
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Psyshock
- Rapid Spin
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