oh, hey everyone! ironmage thinks this could be fun!
fucking WRONG, BUCKO
there's nothimg ""fun" about putting your life on the line in the goddamn thunderdome, kid
let me guess; you've never experienced true battle before. well let me tell you something, squirt -- this shit's the real deal
better get your mommy's permissiom and be sure to wear your kneepads and mouthguars in case you bash your precious toofies
you think any single one of us is going to go easy on you? some no-name upjumpes little rookie who thinks our time-honoured tradional, our CULTURE, the bloodsport that is the very fabric of our being "could be fun"?
this is exactly what's wrong with your generation. youve been taught that wverything is soft and warm. the rollercoaster life. well listen up, tatertot -- this is real life. this is the THUNDERDOME