Completed These puns are getting too damn old! Texas vs. ED!

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Let's outline the rules!

Rules said:
2 vs 2 NFE Singles
DQ: 2 Days
5 Chills/ 2 Recoveries
Arena: ASB Arena
Switch: OK
Abilities: All
Items: Training
And the teams!

Texas Cloverleaf said:
let's be a prompt ref please :)


Fraxure, Slasher (M)
Nature: Jolly (plus Speed, minus Special Attack, +10% Accuracy)
Type: Dragon
Dragon: Dragon STAB; more in touch with legendary or special auras in arenas. Able to use Thrash without losing focus.

Abilities:
Rivalry: (Innate) This Pokemon has a primal response to competition and mating, increasing the Base Attack Power of all its attacks by two (2) when it attacks an opponent of the same gender, and decreasing the power of all its attacks by two (2) when it attacks an opponent of the opposite gender.
Mold Breaker: (Innate) Whenever this Pokemon attacks, it emits an invisible, blindingly quick pulse preceding the attack that disables the opponents natural abilities (e.g. Levitators plummet towards the ground before Earthquake hits, Volt Absorb will not absorb electric attacks, Clear Body does not prevent stat-drops, etc.)
Unnerve (DW): (Innate) The Pokemon's presense causes immense tension in the opponent, preventing them from eating a held Berry. Natural Gift may still be used.

Stats:
Fraxure
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 78 (+)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 17

EC: 4/9
MC: 0
DC: 4/5

Attacks:
Scratch
Leer
Assurance
Dragon Rage
Dual Chop
Scary Face
Slash
False Swipe
Dragon Claw
Dragon Dance
Taunt
Dragon Pulse
Swords Dance
Guillotine
Outrage
Giga Impact

Counter
Endure
Night Slash
Reversal

Aqua Tail
Superpower

Dig
Substitute
X-Scissor
Total Moves: 25/68

Yet To Get:
3 MC: Endeavor, Focus Energy, Harden, Iron Tail, Razor Wind (Subtotal: 15)
2 MC (Tutor): Draco Meteor, Low Kick, Sleep Talk, Snore (Subtotal: 8)
2 MC (TM): Aerial Ace, Attract, Brick Break, Bulldoze, Cut, Double Team, Dragon Tail, Earthquake, Facade, Fling, Focus Blast, Frustration, Grass Knot, Hidden Power, Hone Claws, Hyper Beam, Incinerate, Outrage, Payback, Poison Jab, Protect, Rain Dance, Rest, Return, Roar, Rock Slide, Rock Smash, Rock Tomb, Round, Shadow Claw, Strength, Sunny Day, Surf, Swagger, Toxic (Subtotal: 70)



Flarelm, Titan, (M)
Nature: Brave (plus Attack, minus Speed, -10% Evasion)
Type: Fire/Grass
Fire: Fire STAB; immune to burn, 50% reduction in freeze chance, emit a low glow in dark places, takes additional damage if active open flames are exposed to a water attack. Superior senses in volcanic or brushfire areas.
Grass: Grass STAB; Immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming “powder” attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.

Abilities:
Leaf Guard: (Innate) In bright sunlight the Pokemon is surrounded by a faint green glow. The glow protects it from all permanent and temporary status conditions.
Battle Armor: (Innate) This Pokemon’s thick armor prevents it from taking critical hits.
Chlorophyll (DW) (Unlocked): (Innate) During bright sunlight, this Pokemon’s cells absorb more solar energy, doubling (x2) their speed.

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 3 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 48 (-)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 16

EC: 7/9
MC: 11
DC: 5/5

Attacks:
Bullet Seed
Sweet Scent
Absorb
Growth
Ember
Leech Seed
Flame Wheel
Giga Drain
Fire Spin
Synthesis
Lava Plume

Counter
Blaze Kick
Seed Bomb
Earth Power
Stealth Rock

Light Screen
Rock Slide
Swords Dance
Hidden Power Ice (7)
Substitute
Total Moves: 19
Eternal Drifter said:
Thank you for this.

Mirage the Zorua

Mirage (Female Zorua)
Hasty Nature
Type: Dark
Dark STAB; immunity to all telepathic and telekinetic attacks, better performance in all darkened and especially twilight conditions. Can use any Dark-type attack regardless of Attraction.

Abilty:
Illusion: Type: Innate
Whenever you send this Pokemon out, it can feign the appearance of another member on your squad. If this Pokemon is damaged by a direct attack, the Illusion will cease at the end of the round. Direct damage is any attack that does damage to the Pokemon's HP. Attacks that are evaded, blocked via Protect, or damage a Substitute are not considered direct damage. It will retain the typing and moveset of the Pokemon with Illusion. [Usage Note: PM the ref if you are sending out a Zorua or Zoroark with the info on Zorua/Zoroark and one of your squad members in a Switch=KO battle. You must use that squad member later in the battle though.]

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 75 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 15
Accuracy Bonus: +12.84497126% (Or +13%)

EC: 3/6
MC: 0

Attacks: (16 Moves Known)

Scratch
Leer
Pursuit
Fake Tears
Fury Swipes
Faint Attack
Scary Face
Taunt
Foul Play
Night Daze

Counter
Detect
Extrasensory
Sucker Punch

Toxic
Protect
Shadow Ball
Thief


Decoy the Voltorb

Voltorb (Decoy) (Genderless)
Naive Nature
Type: Electric
Electric STAB; 50% reduction in paralysis chance from other electrical attacks, perfect accuracy and 30% chance of Protect breaking Thunder during Rain. Superior senses in power plant environments.

Abilities:
Soundproof: Type: Innate
Pokemon with this ability emit their own powerful electrostatic or sound-dampening field, making them immune to sound-based moves other than an ally's or their own Heal Bell. (Known sound moves: Bug Buzz, Chatter, Echoed Voice, Grasswhistle, Growl, Heal Bell, Hyper Voice, Metal Sound, Perish Song, Relic Song, Roar, Round, Screech, Sing, Snarl, Snore, Supersonic, Uproar.)
Static: Type: Innate
This Pokemon’s body is surrounded by an electric field that has a 30% chance of paralyzing opponents that use contact moves on this Pokemon.
(Dream World: Locked) Aftermath: Type: Innate
If this Pokemon uses Selfdestruct or Explosion, the attack has ten (10) more Base Attack Power and five (5) more Energy Cost to execute.

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 115+ (+30% Accuracy)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 14

EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks: (15 Moves Known)
Charge
Tackle
Sonicboom
Spark
Rollout
Screech
Charge Beam
Light Screen
Selfdestruct

Headbutt
Mimic
Sucker Punch

Toxic
Protect
Thunder
Texas, you send out first and equip an item if you wish to do so! Then Eternal Drifter sends out and orders, PMing me if he's choosing Zorua! Then Texas orders!

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLE

And remember, you can PM me your real orders if you're sending out Zorua and give total bs orders in the thread
 
#5

HP: 100
EN: 100
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 78 (+)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Other: +10% Accuracy


HP: 90
EN: 100
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 115+
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: +30% Accuracy

And the battle begins! The Fraxure starts it off by using...Taunt? But Eternal Drifter only ordered attacking moves...wtf. Now the Voltorb is attempting to Taunt its foe, but can't out of rage! Can they even LEARN that move? Anyways, Slasher burrows underground, as Decoy attempts a shadowy Night Daze! I think I get it now...yup, I'm right. as the Fraxure Digs up underneath its opponent, it proves to have been an Illusion! Mirage the Zorua was the one actually sent out! In any case, Mirage fails at yet another move due to the Taunt, while Slasher rakes her with a Dragon Claw! It's pretty clear who has the advantage, but can ED turn this around?

Slasher used Taunt!
Decoy is Taunted into only using attacking moves!
-10 EN

Decoy is unable to use Taunt after being Taunted!

Slasher went underground!

Decoy used Night Daze!
The attack missed!
-6 EN

Slasher used Dig!
<6297=nocrit>
8+4.5-2=11 damage!
Mirage's Illusion faded!
-10 EN

Slasher used Dragon Claw!
<5097=nocrit>
8+3+4.5-2=14 damage!
-5 EN

Mirage is unable to use Toxic after the Taunt!



HP: 100
EN: 75
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 78 (+)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Other: +10% Accuracy


HP: 65
EN: 94
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 75 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: +13% Accuracy, Taunted for three (3) actions

Your move, Texas.
 
#7

"The gig is up, eh? Go out with a bang, Mirage!"

Decoy Mirage:
Action 1: Counter
Action 2: Foul Play
Action 3: Sucker Punch

(Also, shouldn't Slasher have done less damage due to Rivalry? Mirage is a Female, and Slasher is a Male)

IF Counter cannot be used due to Taunt, use Sucker Punch instead.
 
#8

HP: 100
EN: 75
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 78 (+)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Other: +10% Accuracy


HP: 65
EN: 94
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 75 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: +13% Accuracy, Taunted for three (3) actions

No time for flavor, sorry guise.

Slasher used X-Scissor!
<3888=nocrit>
(8+4.5-2)*1.5=16 damage!
-6 EN

Mirage used Counter!
21 damage!
-13 EN

Slasher used Dragon Claw!
<6460=nocrit>
8+3+3.5-2=13 damage!
-5 EN

Mirage used Foul Play!
<8623=nocrit>
10+3+1.5=15 damage!
-6 EN

Mirage used Sucker Punch!
<6899=nocrit>
8+3=11 damage!
-5 EN

Slasher used Superpower!
(12+4.5-2)*1.5=22 damage!
-1 Atk
-1 Def
-8 EN



HP: 53
EN: 75
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 78 (+)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Other: +10% Accuracy,-1 Atk, -1 Def


HP: 14
EN: 51
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 75 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: +13% Accuracy
 
#11

HP: 53
EN: 75
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 78 (+)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Other: +10% Accuracy,-1 Atk, -1 Def


HP: 14
EN: 51
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 75 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: +13% Accuracy

COUP DE GRACE, BABY.

Slasher used X-Scissor!
<2489=nocrit>
((8+4.5-2)*1.5)-1.75=14 damage!
-6 EN

Mirage fainted!



HP: 53
EN: 69
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 78 (+)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Other: +10% Accuracy,-1 Atk, -1 Def


HP: KO
EN: KO
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 75 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: +13% Accuracy, Ded

ED automagorically sends out Decoy the Voltorb (for real this time), and Texas orders first.
 
#12
Hmm...well if I want Fraxure to have teh KOC it makes more sense to switch out to Flarelm @ Exp. Share

counterswitch automatically declined

Earth power, Seed Bomb, Earth Power
 
#14

HP: 100
EN: 100
Atk: Rank 3 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 48 (-)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Other: -10% Evasion


HP: 90
EN: 100
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 115+
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: +30% Accuracy

Too much hax in this round for me to provide flavor. x.x

Decoy used Light Screen!
A barrier came up around Decoy's side of the field!
-8 EN

Titan used Earth Power!
<7235=nocrit>
<334=sideeffect>
(4.5+3)*1.5=11 damage!
-1 SpD for Decoy
-7 EN

Decoy used Sucker Punch!
<5805=nocrit>
8-1.5=7 damage!
-6 EN

Titan used Seed Bomb!
<113=crit>
8+3+1.5+3=16 damage!
-5 EN

Decoy used Headbutt!
<5734=nocrit>
<2042=sideeffect>
7-1.5=6 damage!
-5 EN

Titan flinched and couldn't move!



HP: 87
EN: 88
Atk: Rank 3 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 48 (-)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Other: -10% Evasion


HP: 63
EN: 81
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 115+
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: +30% Accuracy, -1 SpD, Light Screen(3a)
 
#17

HP: 87
EN: 88
Atk: Rank 3 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 48 (-)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Other: -10% Evasion


HP: 63
EN: 81
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 115+
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: +30% Accuracy, -1 SpD, Light Screen(3a)

This round was...kinda boring. Besides the poisoning. Oh, and Light Screen fading. Sorry, I'm just not feeling like flavor today...I promise the next one will have it tho.

Decoy used Toxic!
Titan became badly poisoned!
-7 EN

Titan used Seed Bomb!
<5353=nocrit>
8+3+1.5=13 damage!
-5 EN

Titan suffered from its poison!
-1 HP

Decoy used Headbutt!
<6165=nocrit>
<6801=nosideeffect>
7-1.5=6 damage!
-5 EN

Titan used Flame Wheel!
<4039=nocrit>
6+3+1.5=11 damage!
-3 EN

Titan suffered from its poison!
-1 HP

Decoy used Screech!
Titan's Defense was lowered harshly!
-6 EN

Titan used Seed Bomb!
<8350=nocrit>
8+3+1.5=13 damage!
-5 EN

Decoy's Light Screen faded!



HP: 79
EN: 75
Atk: Rank 3 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 48 (-)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Other: -10% Evasion, Badly Poisoned(2DPA), -2 Def


HP: 26
EN: 63
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 115+
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: +30% Accuracy
 
#20

HP: 53
EN: 69
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 78 (+)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Other: +10% Accuracy,-1 Atk, -1 Def


HP: 26
EN: 63
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 115+
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: +30% Accuracy

Decoy used Headbutt!
<7984=nocrit>
<2033=sideeffect>
7-1.5+1.75=7 damage!
-5 EN

Slasher flinched!

Decoy used Headbutt!
<7154=nocrit>
<6104=sideeffect>
7-1.5+1.75=7 damage!
-5 EN

Slasher used Dragon Claw!
Who cares how much damage
-lazyref EN

Decoy used SELFDESTRUCT BOOOOOOOM
20-1.5+1.75=20 damage!
-15 EN
Decoy fainted!



HP: What
EN: just happened?
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 78 (+)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Other: Face covered in soot


HP: Blown
EN: Up
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 115+
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: Achmed

...and that's that. No real flavor needed, I guess.

Now for prizes!

Me: 4 UC woo

Texas: 2 CC
Slasher the Fraxure: 1 EC, 3 MC, 1 DC, 2 KOC
Titan the Flarelm: 1 EC, 3 MC

Eternal Drifter: 3 CC
Mirage the Zorua: 1 EC, 2 MC
Decoy the Voltorb: 1 EC, 3 MC, 1 DC

Cheers!
 
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