[Total Clefairy’s Total Hilarity] TCS SPOOKY QUS: #3 - woudl a glue factory accept a centaur??

[BIG ASHLEY]

adapted from a suggestion by special guest submitter Albatross

obviously i mean would they accept it as part of the glue-making process. but ig there's room for discussion as to the various hurdles a company would have to clear to employ a centaur. go wild w this one kiddoes

 

[LordThemberchaud]

A glue factory would because a centaur would make the factory money.

 

[BP]

I feel like this is an elaborate way to hide a body

 

[Bog Monster]

Imagine having to clean horse shit out the office every night

 

[CaffeineBoost]

this is exactly what happened with the Tesco's horse meat scandal.

 

[earl]

I don’t consider Centuars Halloween-acceptable monsters

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

I don’t consider Centuars Halloween-acceptable monsters

take it up with the seagull lady. washing my hands of this

 

[Albatross]

I don’t consider Centuars Halloween-acceptable monsters

Hi EARL,

Seems as though you have some kind of issue with centaurs? Sounds rather problematic. Perhaps open your mind (just a little lol. It's pretty much shut) to the fact that other cultures exist. Halloween isn't about conventionally scary monsters. It's about having a legitimate fear of them.

Cheers,
Albatross

 

[Sijih]

follow up question: what if centuars were traditional winemakers who used grape stomping in the process.

obviously 4 legs is better than 2, but would hooves be better than feet for making wine?

 

[StarFalcon555]

ruh roh raggy....

 

[antemortem]

follow up question: what if centuars were traditional winemakers who used grape stomping in the process.

obviously 4 legs is better than 2, but would hooves be better than feet for making wine?

this feels like a red herring meant to distract from the issue at hand, please directly address the question tc has proposed or find a new place to post :/

 

[Ironmage]

I don’t consider Centuars Halloween-acceptable monsters

What, can't find anybody to be the back half of the costume?

 

[Gaboswampert]

Centaurus are cool =)

 

[CanineIllusionist]

Time to put my uneducated American hat on. There are workplace safety regulations and each of those were written for exactly humanoid physiology, and factories are very streamlined to be the cheapest possible way of adhering to those rules. A centaur has good odds of making a manufacturing workplace unsafe by virtue of "being horse shaped and size."

Now, you might argue that the anatomy of a centaur in this case would classify as a physical disability under the ADA and that the glue factory would have accommodate a qualified centaur. But the American with Disabilities Act already has a clause that accommodations that would cause undue hardship are not legally required, and considering the evident rarity of a centaur body type one might successfully argue even just taking the time to make sure that your workplace is Centaur-OSHA Compliant would be a major investment and would be too strenuous on the company, even if you find that you don't have to make any changes. So no, I don't think you would hire a centaur as an employee.

I'm not a lawyer. But I do know that absolutely a glue factory would accept a centaur as material for making glue out of, and my reasoning is too bleak for the funny animals fighting ring webbed site.