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Bandits, you seem to like being jerks and trashtalkers
But you're all weak and slow like Walking Dead's walkers
I'm the coolest guy here, but not nice anymore, you deserve lapidation
Your ego is so big that if you attract someone it's only thanks to gravitation

Dream, my ass, you got nothing that I dream to have got
Your crucifiction is now done thanks to Heart Goat <3
Don't go to sleep yet, cause we're ghosts, our job is haunting
You showed us that the only thing your good at is taunting

Go teach sig how to schedule please, it's just being polite
Next time we won't wait, I'll directly cut your chest like Hippolyte
You taunt us behind your screen, you won't be able to say that on my face
Cause guys you're like my balls, if you go wrong I put you back in your place

We don't hate you, but we ate you even without any fork
You're the reflect that natural selection have stopped to work
Don't get me wrong, we're beast, you're cattle crap
You can now thank god it was pokemon not battle rap
- Alex Walls
 

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Bandits, you seem to like being jerks and trashtalkers
But you're all weak and slow like Walking Dead's walkers
I'm the coolest guy here, but not nice anymore, you deserve lapidation
Your ego is so big that if you attract someone it's only thanks to gravitation

Dream, my ass, you got nothing that I dream to have got
Your crucifiction is now done thanks to Heart Goat <3
Don't go to sleep yet, cause we're ghosts, our job is haunting
You showed us that the only thing your good at is taunting

Go teach sig how to schedule please, it's just being polite
Next time we won't wait, I'll directly cut your chest like Hippolyte
You taunt us behind your screen, you won't be able to say that on my face
Cause guys you're like my balls, if you go wrong I put you back in your place

We don't hate you, but we ate you even without any fork
You're the reflect that natural selection have stopped to work
Don't get me wrong, we're beast, you're cattle crap
You can now thank god it was pokemon not battle rap
- Alex Walls
Insert "you must be this far into UPL to speak" meme

imagine talking when you're not even on a team cuz you got booted out by your own managing partner
 
Bandits, you seem to like being jerks and trashtalkers
But you're all weak and slow like Walking Dead's walkers
I'm the coolest guy here, but not nice anymore, you deserve lapidation
Your ego is so big that if you attract someone it's only thanks to gravitation

Dream, my ass, you got nothing that I dream to have got
Your crucifiction is now done thanks to Heart Goat <3
Don't go to sleep yet, cause we're ghosts, our job is haunting
You showed us that the only thing your good at is taunting

Go teach sig how to schedule please, it's just being polite
Next time we won't wait, I'll directly cut your chest like Hippolyte
You taunt us behind your screen, you won't be able to say that on my face
Cause guys you're like my balls, if you go wrong I put you back in your place

We don't hate you, but we ate you even without any fork
You're the reflect that natural selection have stopped to work
Don't get me wrong, we're beast, you're cattle crap
You can now thank god it was pokemon not battle rap
- Alex Walls
You might've beaten the demi-male,
but please stick to mons cause that shit was hella stale
 

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