With the final week of the season coming soon (tm), I decided to do...
THE ROAD TO THE PLAYOFFS
produced in collaboration with Dodrio, DJ Khaled, and BigFatMantis
So how is the playoff picture looking? Let's take a look:
TDK Today at 22:01 lily my team has decided we will not have a team name
RECORD: 4-0-2
POINTS: 10
DIFFERENTIAL: +14
They're in already. Literally nothing can keep them out. They COULD however lose the #1 seed to the Dragon's Den Dragonairs if they have a total collapse (lose at least 3-7) and the Dragonairs have a dominant win (7-3 at least) or some other similar combination. Could it happen? Of course! Will it? Probably not.
Dragon's Den Dragonairs
RECORD: 3-1-2
POINTS: 8
DIFFERENTIAL: +10
They're (We're) not 100% in, but it will take a cataclysmic collaps combined with the perfect storm of events to keep the Dragonairs out of the top 4. Basically, the Dragonairs would need to lose by at least 2-8 to the Bouffs. Additionally, the Primarinas would have to WIN by at least 8-2 to L.A.P.R.A.S. To top it off, the Lunatones would have to win or at least tie v. the TDKs. If
ALL of those things somehow happen, then the Dragonairs would be out, and
Indigo Plateau would contemplate what his life has become.
Meteor Falls Lunatones
RECORD: 3-1-2
POINTS: 8
DIFFERENTIAL: +4
The Lunatones are looking pretty secure, but they unfortunately face the top seeded TDKs this week, so holding on to 3rd place will not be easy. Despite this, both the Bouffs and the Primarinas would have to win the week, combined with a Lunatones loss, for the Lunatones to be out. Additionally, if it's a straight 4-6 loss to the TDKs, and a straight 6-4 win by the Primarinas and Bouffs, it would force a 3-way tiebreaker for 3rd and 4th place, however that works. But it's very possible, so don't expect this team to take any steps back.
Los Cherno Bouffalants
RECORD: 1-1-4
POINTS: 6
DIFFERENTIAL: +0
The future is in your hands - that's basically the Bouffs situation. There's five ways they can make it in:
#1: Win against the Dragonairs by a margin of at least 8-2. This shoots them over the Dragonairs in the standings and guarantees a playoff spot, no matter what else happens.
#2: Win against the Dragonairs by a better margin than the Primarinas win against L.A.P.R.A.S. (for example win 7-3 while Primarinas win only 6-4). This would also guarantee at least a 4 seed.
#3: Win against the Dragonairs by any margin, while the Lunatones lose to the TDKs. This would at least force a tie with the Lunatones, or would leapfrog them over the Lunatones if the win was by a greater margin.
#4: Lose to the Dragonairs, but not as bad as the Primarinas lose to L.A.P.R.A.S. (so lose like 4-6 only, while Primarinas lose 3-7).
BUT in order for this to work, the Barboaches need to lose or tie to the Sandacondas. So long as this happens, it would push the Bouffs to at least a 4 seed.
#5: Both the Bouffs and the Primarinas tie the week, or win the week by 6-4 each or by 7-3 each (assuming the Lunatones tie or win v the TDKs). This would at least force a play-in series for the #4 seed.
Paniola Primarinas
RECORD: 1-1-4
POINTS: 6
DIFFERENTIAL: +0
The Primarinas are fighting for the final playoff spot, and they lucked out with facing the last place L.A.P.R.A.S. this week. It won't be a walk in the park, but there are several ways they can get in (queue copy pasta from the Bouffs):
#1: Win against L.A.P.R.A.S. by a margin of at least 8-2. No matter what happens with anyone else, this would guarantee them a spot in.
#2: Win against L.A.P.R.A.S. by a better margin than the Bouffs win against the Dragonairs (for example win 7-3 while Bouffs win only 6-4). This would also guarantee at least a 4 seed.
#3: Win against L.A.P.R.A.S. by any margin, while the Lunatones lose to the TDKs. This would at least force a tie with the Lunatones, or would leapfrog them over the Lunatones if the win was by a greater margin.
#4: Lose to the L.A.P.R.A.S., but not as bad as the Bouffs lose to the Dragonairs (so lose like 4-6 only, while Bouffs lose 3-7).
BUT in order for this to work, the Barboaches need to lose or tie to the Sandacondas. So long as this happens, it would push the Primarinas to at least a 4 seed.
#5: Both the Bouffs and the Primarinas tie the week, or win the week by 6-4 each or by 7-3 each (assuming the Lunatones tie or win v the TDKs). This would at least force a play-in series for the #4 seed.
Bebo Brand Barboaches
RECORD: 2-3-1
POINTS: 5
DIFFERENTIAL: -4
The Barboaches are down, but they are not out yet! There are three possible ways that they could actually clinch a top 4 spot:
#1: Win against the Sandacondas, while both the Primarinas and the Bouffs lose for the week. Easy peasy lemon squeezy if you ask me!
#2: One (or both) of the Primarinas or Bouffs finish the week with a Tie (or one wins and one ties), while the Barboaches win against the Sandacondas by at least 8-2. This would give enough of a differential to put them past both the Primarinas and Bouffs. IF they only win 7-3 and this happens, they can still force a play-in series for the final seed.
#3: Tie the Sandacondas, while the Primarinas and Bouffs both lose very badly. If they lose 3-7, then it forces a tie for the final seed. If they lose 2-8 or worse, then the Barboaches are in.
Thanks for reading, and remember:
“The important thing is not how long you live. It’s what you accomplish with your life.”
- Grovyle