UUFPL 3: From the Journals of Captain Ursula S.V. Upshaw
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Hello readers, it is Mankey the 25th, a scientist and researcher studying the ancient history of our world. A recent discovery in Klam's Labyrinth of U. Dunder Oozed has revealed a sealed journal belonging to the infamous Captain Ursula S.V. Upshaw. Her storied travels were considered children's myths until this actual relic was uncovered by the 973rd Expeditionary Force. For the first time in our storied history, we received, over many weeks, a direct, personal glimpse into the captain's travels. And the findings were truly remarkable. We decided to seek out Gengardo for a direct source of any more adventures that were not documented in the journal. Currently, I am taking over our journal log duties after my coworker (emphasis on coworker not friend) Big Fat Scyther injured his hand talking to a Dudunsparce. This might be the very end of our long journey to find the secrets of the universe.
Epilogue- Captain Ursula's Last Rites and the Great Beautiful Universe
We arrived at a lone lighthouse near the coast. The chamber of light and darkness should be here according to the map, but it seems too odd. Then again, from what we’ve read in Captain Ursula’s journal, odd seems normal at this point. Entering the lighthouse, we saw broken furniture and paintings that were blurred out. The word “Help” was painted on the wall in red, and I don’t want to check what was used to write it. Scyther found a can of beans, and they were freshly open. Someone had been here. We then hear a creak, like a door opening. Turning around, we saw no one, but a door to what I presumed was the basement. It wasn’t there when we went in. We’re almost at our destination though, and this wasn’t as scary as our boss’s relationship issues that he made us listen to while on our BREAK, so we went forward….
We could see nothing but darkness. I accidentally tripped Scyther. He grabbed the nearest object to hit me with it, but then it caught on fire. It must have been some torch that activates with contact! Then, with our surroundings illuminated, we saw only a narrow hallway that was almost meant for only two people to walk side by side in. We started to walk, first seeing “Help” on the wall again but then other words like “run” and “escape.” I wrote the word “sus” on the wall for anyone who may explore this place after us. Then, we saw the biggest surprise since Chris Pratt was casted as Mario. It was a mural of all of Captain Ursula’s adventures compiled into one! Her interaction with the Brute Bonnet, her escape from the Iron Moth fighters, and her final showdown with the Iron Bundle of death were all depicted as it was in the journal. Did someone find the journal before us? Was it Gengardo instead? We had so many questions that led to a single answer that was so close.
As we walked away from the central mural, we saw Ursula’s adventures painted on the wall again. They were in reverse order from the chapters, starting with her final showdown. We hear dripping, and look up on the ceiling to see “THE END IS BEGINNING. BEGINNING OF THE END.” At this point we’re on the verge of crying in a corner so we take off, accidentally dropping the torch. We hear wicked laughing, what horror! We eventually made it to a clear area that had light after running for what seemed like hours. Then, a stone pillar pops up and blocks the exit! This time, we hear a calm voice. “Come my children, and I will show you everything.” The ceiling begins to open and the night sky starts changing to all sorts of colors rapidly. The two of us witness the sight of the heavens splitting, with sirens blasting and trumpets blowing. So many sounds and colors, we began to know everything!
And then, there was no sound. I couldn’t hear myself think, nor breathe, and I assume Scyther felt the same way. Nothing is around us, except a staircase. “Come” the voice calls. We walk, and walk, and walk, and walk some more, then play basketball where I slam dunked in Scyther’s stupid fat face, then walk some more until we reach the highest plane of existence. We see the voice calling to us. It was Arceus! We were marveled at its appearance, asking so many questions like how the universe was made, what lies after death, and when will the IRS raid our facility. However, Arceus says this knowledge is not meant for anyone else, and we have already learned too much. Captain Ursula was a temporarl schism; someone that isn’t affected by the flow of time. An oddity. She was around for billions of years, and Arceus sacrificed many timelines to destroy his failed creation until he eventually succeeded. “Now” he claimed, “with your deaths all will be right.” He used judgment, but we did quadruple backflips to avoid them. We both pulled out our phones and called our biggest haters to team up with us.
Scyther called the Lokix who have a kill on sight order for him for simply asking them a question, and I called the Spidops who owed me money. I shit you not, within 5 seconds they were there. 12 Lokix, 12 Spidops, a big Fat Scyther and the 25th Mankey against the creator himself. As the conflict was ready to begin and we got our balms ready that packed just in case, I read a note I found on the sky-heavens-ground. It read, "Please save the world. - Gengardo & Quagson." It’s time for a Pokémon battle!


Gilderoy Lokix (7) vs Black Ops Spidops (5)
SV UU: spoo v. Dj Breloominati♬
SV UU: Gei v. KM
SV UU: Hurtadoo v. Tal0
SVU UU: jawabarat v. Chaos23333
SS UU: dunoks v. Inder
SM UU: Attribute v. 691
ORAS UU: Amukamara v. DugZa
BW UU: GoldCat v. Huargensy
DPP UU: Ara v. Heysup
ADV UU: gorex v. Alkione
GSC UU: Surfy v. pp's splash town
RBY UU: Ice Yazu v. Melbelle
Gilderoy Lokix (0) vs Black Ops Spidops (0)
SV UU: spoo v. Dj Breloominati♬
SV UU: Gei v. KM
SV UU: Hurtadoo v. Tal0
SVU UU: jawabarat v. Chaos23333
SS UU: dunoks v. Inder
SM UU: Attribute v. 691
ORAS UU: Amukamara v. DugZa
BW UU: GoldCat v. Huargensy
DPP UU: Ara v. Heysup
ADV UU: gorex v. Alkione
GSC UU: Surfy v. pp's splash town
RBY UU: Ice Yazu v. Melbelle
SV UU: spoo v. Dj Breloominati♬
SV UU: Gei v. KM
SV UU: Hurtadoo v. Tal0
SVU UU: jawabarat v. Chaos23333
SS UU: dunoks v. Inder
SM UU: Attribute v. 691
ORAS UU: Amukamara v. DugZa
BW UU: GoldCat v. Huargensy
DPP UU: Ara v. Heysup
ADV UU: gorex v. Alkione
GSC UU: Surfy v. pp's splash town
RBY UU: Ice Yazu v. Melbelle