What Pokemon Should Have Been Named

[Fishy]

game freak is retarded they should be paying ALL of you guys for future gens

milktank --> milskank













*drops mic*

 

[Bynine]

Wargle is the noise somebody makes when they choke on dishwasher detergent.

 

[UsernameSayWha]

Metapod›Penis

-drops mic-

PEACE OUT BITCHES

 

[Thorns]

more like simipoor

am i righgt

har har HAR HAR

 

[Tsukikage]

Sudowoodo -> Fauxliage

 

[VKCA]

(BAN ME PLEASE)

 

[ButteredToast]

(BAN ME PLEASE)

Quite inappropriate.

 

[Xav]

Sudowoodo -> Fauxliage

top notch.

In other news, basically all Japanese names are better.

 

[omgocd]

Billdozer -> Dildozer

 

[Forte.EXE]

Sudowoodo -> Fauxliage

One of the few legitimately good names in this thread.

I still like Sudowoodo, just because it's fun to say.

 

[Wikey]

top notch.

In other news, basically all Japanese names are better.

Did you not read:

I say they should have just stuck to the style of the Japanese names from rby (or red-green-pikachu):

raticate => rat

ratata => babyrat

gloom => stinky-flower

oddish => Mysteryweed

Charmeleon => Lizard

Bellsprout => Still-a-bud

Not to mention the gen 1 Eeveelutions, legendary birds, Arcanine, Scyther, Mr. Mime, etc. etc.

 

[jonnyrolo]

charmeleon-> charskeeleon

blissey->blissho

rotom c-> lawnmower

need i say more?!!?!

 

[BattleStar]

Crauwdant => Lobstar (lobster and star)

I think it's genius.

 

[moonbound]

Crauwdant => Lobstar (lobster and star)

I think it's genius.

And I think it's already been posted. Jynx should be called Frostitute, and Krookodile should be Kaminadile because they obviously referenced the him, so they might as well name it after him.

 

[breh]

Lobstar was actually Crawdaunt's beta name; not sure if "THAT'S THE JOKE".

 

[Terrador]

itt: another person brings up the fact that romanized JP names >> the names we're given.

 

[waterwarrior]

Skullkraken will always be an infinitely better name than Gyarados. I hate the 10 character limit so much.

 

[Tortferngatr]

itt: another person brings up the fact that romanized JP names >> the names we're given.

Of course, the TRANSLATED Japanese names<<<<<<the names we're given if Chou is to be believed.

Seems like it's more being able to recognize the bad puns in our language...

 

[Ballad]

drilldo

fucking lol

 

[Chomz]

this thread is awesome

 

[Probably]

I still refer to Snivy as Smugleaf, such a better name...

 

[BigZac]

That Venusaur pic on page 2 is win.

Stonosaur...lolololo

 

[BattleStar]

Lobstar was actually Crawdaunt's beta name; not sure if "THAT'S THE JOKE".

THAT'S THE JOKE! lol

Yeah it is his beta name.
They should have named Deino "RawR!"

 

[Granstafer]

This may have been mentioned, and I know people have referred to this at one point, but buffolaunt should still have been AFROBULL.

But of course, we have to be all Politically correct because a bull with an Afro just MIGHT offend 1 out of 999,999,999 people...

 

[Byrne]

if one more person says "metapod=penis"....