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What would your dying words be?

I'd probably reveal a secret about myself that I'd told no one. Either that or some regret that I have, or maybe even some sort of love confession.
 
Tell my wife, I love her...

Tell my sister, she's a bitch...

Tell my Dogs, bark bark woof bark...

Tell the mantykes, Fuck you...

Tell my 11th grade teacher, I masterbated in her coffee cup and came...

Tell marrilland, he's a fucknut...

Tell my kids, they have aids...

Tell SEGA to make a good fucking 3D sonic game...

Good god, I feel morbid right now.
 
"ha you know whats funny? there was a thread on smogon about this and these were the EXACT words i said i would say!"
 
I feel that if this were a sudden freak accident like a car crash or stabbing or something along those lines I'd say "fuck."

However, if I'm on my death bed and knew it was coming I'd probably do something stereotypical that you see in the movies like tell my wife or whomever I care about that I love them or maybe some inside joke depending on how I felt about dying at the time and how at peace I really was with it.
 
TheMantyke said:
Tell my wife, I love her...

Tell my 11th grade teacher, I masterbated in her coffee cup and came...

Good god, I feel morbid right now.
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WTF? O-o

Maybe you should have saved that one for the actual moment...

Oh, and I'd like to add that I might say a joke about dieing when the time comes.
 
WER said:
Although I wouldn't mind going out saying "I did my best, I have no regrets!"
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Awesome RBY nugget bridge reference dude. My hat (if I wore one) would be off to you.

I would probably attempt to say something profound, but end up making it sound terrible. Or I would recite The Adept Initiate (part II) from Diablo II's manual, because I love that poem.

But pretty much, I'm a sociopath so I wouldn't say anything like "mom, dad, I'm sorry I was an ungrateful upper-class douche bag" or "mom, I'm sorry I slammed into that old woman street racing at 110 miles an hour."
Being sociopathic (to some degree) has its perks.
 
Id probably go out with an internet meme on my lips, like:
"GET OUT EVERY!!!!!!!!"
Man, that would be awesome. Id die satisfied, AND scaring the shit out of everyone else with a veiled bomb/random danger threat.

Or something like: "Don't worry guys, I hit a checkpoint like, 10 minutes ago."

And of course, id want the Mario death/game-over jingle to be played as they lower me into my grave.

Oh man, that would be so awesome.
 
I'd probably like to say something off the wall like

"FUCK I forgot to save"
or
"dammit now I have to restart this whole chapter again"

But I would probably end up saying something lame.

As a matter of fact, I had a dream in which I almost died last night, and I was standing around and this huge tsunami came out of nowhere, and I think I said something like "dude this is gonna be so cool!" and then I realized that I was going to die, and I was like "oh wait I don't want to die..." and then I didn't die and I was all like "wow that was pretty cool"
 
Calciphoce said:
I'd probably reveal a secret about myself that I'd told no one. Either that or some regret that I have, or maybe even some sort of love confession.
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I was thinking the same thing. but maybe...

tell my wife that we will soon meet again for eternity...

or

I never knew that beating at death's door was so good and relaxing, maybe, one day, you'll be in my shoes.
 
"Oh well, I guess there are hotties in heaven too!" cool points to whoever can tell me where I got this from [except its altered to me being the one dying]
 
"What's the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay.
So long and good night.
So long and good night."

and

"[name of nearby person], get MCR to play Helena for my funeral"
 
Tell you're wife, I'm sorry it couldn't work out between us
Tell little timmy that i'm the one that stole his crutches
Tell that old lady on the bus that i was the one that farted
LLLLLLLEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOYYYY JENK-KINS

or the one i'd most likely do

Hey, Do you like Mudkips
 
"Tell; Jenny, Nelly, Jannette, Maria, Ashley, and Ana to get tested"

If any of you girls read this........Im dead
 
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