Yeah people like me. Sorry, but a spork is clearly inferior to the SPLAYD
The only thing stopping me from getting a Splayd is needing more money. Lack of money is pretty good at stopping things in my experience! Should make that a Pokemon move! Oh wait
Okay but how does it combine the knife into it without cutting you. Whenever you use silverware, you always come in contact with essentially the entire thing. Your hand covers the handle part, and your mouth the utensil part. Put the knife on the utensil part, you're sticking a sharp object in your mouth. Have it in the other end, you're holding a sharp object (and to use it you have to grab the food covered end). If you dull the knife so it can't cut you, then it's just a bad, dull knife that won't be as good as you want it. People are trying to hard to shove all utensils into 1, when the better solution is to take the hit and have 2 utensils. And when you do that, you also get the added benefit of being able to hold the food in place while you saw at it with the knife. Without that extra utensil you can't do that. Overall though, the spork part of the Splayd is designed really well. Most sporks are mistakenly more spoon than fork, whereas this product is more fork leaning and is, as such, actually good.