Why'd the hipster burn his tongue???
coz he drunk hot chocolate before it was cool
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why did the baker have brown hands
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The fourth man ducked.
dewgong i posted basically the same joke last page
A man, unshaven and clad in rags, walks into a coffee shop. He sits down, calls a waitress over, and asks her for a cup of coffee. The waitress looks at the man, her eyes moving from his head to his toes and back again, and asks, "Sir, no offense, but you don't look like you can afford to buy a cup of coffee. I'm going to need to see the money up front."
The man responds, "Yes, you're right. I don't have much money at all. However, if you give me a cup of coffee, I'll show you and the rest of the shop something you've never seen before, and you'll never see again. A miracle. What do you say?"
The waitress is doubtful, but she decides to play along. She takes a step back before saying, "All right, but show me the miracle first. Then you'll get your cup. But only if it's really something."
To the surprise of the waitress, the man pulls a frog out of his pocket. He sets it on the table, and it hops over to the shops piano. Jumping onto the keys, the frog begins to play a melody - the most beautiful piano music that had ever been played in the shop. All of the shop's patrons turned to see who could make such a noise come from the instrument, and were shocked to see the frog there, hopping from key to key. Before long, the coffee shop was crowded with people, all coming to see this miraculous frog.
The man got his coffee.
Several minutes later, after finishing his coffee, he calls the same waitress over and asked her for another. She was about to tell him he could have as much coffee as he wanted, seeing as he drew so many customers to the store, but her curiosity got the better of her. "Show us another miracle first. Otherwise, no coffee," she demanded.
With a sigh, the man reached into another pocket and pulled out a hamster. He turned over a saucer, and the hamster crawled over and stood on it, using it as a small stage. Without warning, the hamster began to sing along with the music that was still being played by the frog.
The entire crowd immediately became silent. Everyone was awestruck by the hamster's voice. Nobody could believe that a hamster could make such an incredible noise.
Suddenly, a man in the crowd spoke up. "I work at a recording studio, and that hamster's voice could make a lot of money. I'll buy it from you right now, no paperwork, no hassle, for $300. What do you say?"
The man in rags immediately agreed. He gave the man the hamster and got his $300 just as the waitress came back with his second cup of coffee.
"Are you MAD!?" she exclaimed. "With a voice like that, I wouldn't sell your hamster for $300,000! $3 million, maybe. But $300?"
The ragged man smiled a toothy grin. "Oh, that hamster wasn't worth too much," he explained. "You see, the frog is also a ventriloquist."
The man responds, "Yes, you're right. I don't have much money at all. However, if you give me a cup of coffee, I'll show you and the rest of the shop something you've never seen before, and you'll never see again. A miracle. What do you say?"
The waitress is doubtful, but she decides to play along. She takes a step back before saying, "All right, but show me the miracle first. Then you'll get your cup. But only if it's really something."
To the surprise of the waitress, the man pulls a frog out of his pocket. He sets it on the table, and it hops over to the shops piano. Jumping onto the keys, the frog begins to play a melody - the most beautiful piano music that had ever been played in the shop. All of the shop's patrons turned to see who could make such a noise come from the instrument, and were shocked to see the frog there, hopping from key to key. Before long, the coffee shop was crowded with people, all coming to see this miraculous frog.
The man got his coffee.
Several minutes later, after finishing his coffee, he calls the same waitress over and asked her for another. She was about to tell him he could have as much coffee as he wanted, seeing as he drew so many customers to the store, but her curiosity got the better of her. "Show us another miracle first. Otherwise, no coffee," she demanded.
With a sigh, the man reached into another pocket and pulled out a hamster. He turned over a saucer, and the hamster crawled over and stood on it, using it as a small stage. Without warning, the hamster began to sing along with the music that was still being played by the frog.
The entire crowd immediately became silent. Everyone was awestruck by the hamster's voice. Nobody could believe that a hamster could make such an incredible noise.
Suddenly, a man in the crowd spoke up. "I work at a recording studio, and that hamster's voice could make a lot of money. I'll buy it from you right now, no paperwork, no hassle, for $300. What do you say?"
The man in rags immediately agreed. He gave the man the hamster and got his $300 just as the waitress came back with his second cup of coffee.
"Are you MAD!?" she exclaimed. "With a voice like that, I wouldn't sell your hamster for $300,000! $3 million, maybe. But $300?"
The ragged man smiled a toothy grin. "Oh, that hamster wasn't worth too much," he explained. "You see, the frog is also a ventriloquist."
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."
also for you french speakers out there:
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."
also for you french speakers out there:
il a mal au DOS