Mafia vs Village Yet Another Stupid Mafia - Game over, Masses win

Inb4 Yeti is the last member of the Goon Squad and wins this whole thing.

Also Walrein you're not updating the alive list in the OP
 
"Well guys, we had a good run. But I don't think we're gonna be able to pull this one off. See you later."

And with that, MrcRanger97 stabs himself.

Dear MrcRanger97,
You are Cimino Fistula.
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You are a type of vascular access created by surgically connecting an artery and a vein. You are used chiefly to perform hemodialysis.

Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Perfoming hemodialysis on USER.” Any excess toxins will be purged from USER’s bloodstream, including anything that would kill USER that night.

As you are quite good at attaching things, you possess the ability to repair the shattered Master Emerald. As such, if you are ever holding all four Master Emerald Shards, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Repairing Master Emerald”. The Master Emerald will once again be complete and you will gain the ability to use whatever powers it might have. It would be unwise of you to inform the Masses that you have this ability.

You are holding a shard of the Master Emerald. <snip>

You are allied with the Goon Squad. You win if the Good Squad wins.

The Goon Squad has chosen to concede.

Dear friends,

After roughing up a man named LonelyNess and extorting a postgame from him, the Goon Squad thirsts for blood once again. Despite having lost quite a few members, your return to prominence shall be swift and brutal.

Your team consists of:

MrcRanger97 - Cimino Fistula - Bodyguard/Master Emerald Completer
GemOftheDay - Ademir Antonio Bacca - Inspector/Martyr
Da Letter El - Brent Bolthouse - Thief/Safeguard
Empoof - Port of Mainz - Silencer/Null Vote

Your faction may kill one user every odd-numbered night by sending Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Killing USER.” Whoever sends this PM will be the one to perform the kill. If sending this action over IRC, please specify who performs it.

As trained professionals, you have learned to do your job quite efficiently. As such, you naturally have the highest priority of all factions in the game, meaning your kill will outspeed other kills, your thief will outspeed other thieves, etc.

This efficiency, however, can be upped even further. If half of you forgo your night actions, the job can be performed even faster, and the priority of all your actions will be boosted to outspeed all other actions in the game. You cannot do this on consecutive nights.

You are aware that most members of the Masses have only one night action, though this is certainly not the case for all of them.

You are allied with the Goon Squad. You win if the Goon Squad is the last faction remaining or nothing can prevent the same.

The Masses have (unsurprisingly) won Yet Another Stupid Mafia.

Dear The-Me,
You are For the Union Dead.
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You are the sixth book of poetry by Robert Lowell. The titular poem is included in the collection and is one of Lowell’s best-known works.

Once in the game, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Memorialize USER in poetry.” USER must be a dead member of the Masses. You will absorb USER’s action and claim it as your own.

You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.

He had absorbed RBG's ability.

Dear RaRe555,
You are a Mozambique Spitting Cobra.
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You are a small brown venomous snake native to south-central Africa. You are known for being able to spit deadly venom at a distance of up to ten feet.

Every other night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Spit venom at USER.” USER will die. Painfully.

You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
Dear sandshrewz,
You are John Valder.
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You are the former president of the Australian Liberal Party. You also served as chairman of the Australian Stock Exchange and are well-known for your fierce opposition to reelection of Prime Minister John Howard.

Because you once presided over what is currently the incumbent party in Australia, you have slightly more influence than the average Joe. As such, if you are voting in a tie vote, the vote will be decided in your side’s favor.

You are holding the green Chaos Emerald. It’s power is weak on its own, but the seven together would be quite frightening indeed. With it’s miniscule power, once in the game you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Harnessing the gold Chaos Emerald’s power against USER.” You will be informed of any items USER is holding. This will exhaust the power of the emerald, but you will still retain it.

You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.

Dear Yeti,
You are Nagle Hartray Architecture.
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You are a Chicago-based architectural firm specializing in homes, schools, churches, and civic centers. You have received over 75 industry design awards to date.

Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Abuse USER’s blueprints.” You will break into USER’s home using the original blueprints and steal any items in their possession.

In addition, every night you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Build a vault for USER.” USER’s items will be safely stored in the vault, preventing them from being stolen that night.

You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.

Dear Infinity.Cypher,
You are Adrian Small.
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You are an English cricketer who played for Devon from 1994 to 2003. Your only two A-list appearances were during the 1999 NatWest trophy, in which you scored 50 runs and 32 runs, respectively.

Once in the game, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Start a game of cricket.” You will gather your friends and play a cricket match, which will last the entire night. All individuals hostile to the Masses will be compelled to watch the match. You aren’t sure exactly how this will help, but you know it will severely cripple them for the night.

You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.

Dear Jalmont,
You are Shah Hussain.
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You are Punjabi Sufi poet who pioneered the Kafi form of poetry. You are considered a saint among the Sufi.

Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Write a poem about USER.” In the body of the PM, write a restriction which USER must follow while posting the next day. Bonus points if it’s in verse. This does not work if the target is unable to post.

You are holding the blue Chaos Emerald. It’s power is weak on its own, but the seven together would be quite frightening indeed. With it’s miniscule power, once in the game you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Harnessing the blue Chaos Emerald’s power.” Your action will occur much faster than it normally would. This will exhaust the power of the emerald, but you will still retain it.

You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
Dear UllarWarlord,
You are a South-Central Black Rhinoceros.
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You are the most numerous subspecies of the African Black Rhinoceros, native to south-central Africa. Despite your number, you are still considered to be critically endangered.

Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Charge USER.” USER will be too busy dodging the rampaging rhino to complete their action that night.

You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
Dear Tesung,
You are the Linn Isobarik.
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You are a bass speaker manufactured by Linn Products using the isobaric loading principle. You are known for your reproduction of low bass frequencies and the strain you place on amplifiers.

As long as you are alive, a fun fact about the game will be broadcast from your speakers in the main thread at the start of each day. You have no control over this, and nothing other than death can stop it.

You are holding the cyan Chaos Emerald. It’s power is weak on its own, but the seven together would be quite frightening indeed. With it’s miniscule power, once in the game you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Harnessing the cyan Chaos Emerald’s power against USER.” USER’s action will occur much more slowly than it normally would. This will exhaust the power of the emerald, but you will still retain it.

You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
Dear shinyskarmory,
You are Emmanuelle Bertrand.
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You are a French cellist who has been decorated as a "Chevalier de l'Ordre des Arts et des Lettres". In 2005, you collaborated with pianist Pascal Amoyel and director Jean Piat to create the theatrical concert “Block 15.”

Because you only speak French, people find it hard to understand you. As such, your vote in the daily lynch does not count.

You are holding the silver Chaos Emerald. It’s power is weak on its own, but the seven together would be quite frightening indeed. With it’s miniscule power, once in the game you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Harnessing the silver Chaos Emerald’s power against USER.” You will learn of any abilities USER possesses. This will exhaust the power of the emerald, but you will still retain it.

You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.

Dear Rayquaza2233,
You are a Courser.
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You are a warhorse frequently used during the Middle Ages by men-at-arms. Though less valuable than the highly prized destrier, you are more common and arguably more well-suited for hard battle.

Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Give USER a ride.” USER will hop on your back and charge into battle, ensuring that any non-killing action they perform is a success.

You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.

Postgame coming soonish.
 
(8:24:51 pm) <Walrein> The seven chaos emeralds have finally been reunited; together, their power is nigh unstoppable. To harness them, you may at any time send Walrein a PM titled "Night/Day X - Harnessing the power of the seven Chaos Emeralds." You will enter "Super Mode" using the emeralds power for the cycle you use it and the cycle immediately afterwards (one night and one day or vice versa). While in Super Mode, you cannot be lynched or targeted with any action, and you will be able to use your night action twice in the same night. The Emeralds will shatter after exiting super mode. Should you lose possession of the Emeralds before using this power, the new owner will be able to use it and you will not.

This was the 7 CEs btw, of which I had all 7. I was going to pass them to The-Me next day so he could BG me and Rare or Ullar as well as be safe himself. Poor Walrein didn't expect my #sweg to hustle all 7.

A good concede Ranger, you had cleaned too many people. The list of suspects was much too small unless I believed the GS had a Dickens, but so many of the roles were being proved. The second you told me someone was not Masses, only for them to flip as such you would've been dead :C

gg kiddos remember 2 always give results 2 ur village leader <3
 
This was a good game.

But my role was the absolute worst. Vanillager with 0 vote should never be a thing again. I basically went afk for the second half of the game because there was nothing I could do and still won.
 
found 3 scum this game just from people having the wrong items, item checker op
I was severely disappointed I got killed the night I could repair the emerald, I was so close.

Also, so everyone knows, this is the pm I started with:

Dear penguin344,
You are Katsuhiko Ishibashi.

You are a Japanese seismologist and professor of the Research Center for Urban Safety and Security at Kobe University. You have written extensively on the topic of seismic activity around the Japanese islands and believe that the Fukushima incident was avoidable.

Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Examine USER’s safety and security.” You will perform a thorough inspection of USER and be informed of any items they have on their person.

As you are Japanese and thus familiar with Sega, you possess the ability to repair the shattered Master Emerald. As such, if you are ever holding all four Master Emerald Shards, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Repairing Master Emerald”. The Master Emerald will once again be complete and you will gain the ability to use whatever powers it might have. It would be unwise of you to inform the Masses that you have this ability.

You are holding a shard of the Master Emerald. It’s useless on it’s own, but if the emerald were somehow restored...

You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.

Up until N1 I was extremely confused as to how I was supposed to do this at all. Then I asked walrein and he realized his mistake.
 
K so the only people I contacted were GemOftheDay and Acklow iirc (as well as the entirety of #thegame), idk about you Ditto.

Anyway, people have been wondering, I messed up in three places:

1) Coming on drunk. I got Gem's n1 result claim on an alt, and then later came on drunk and gave it to Acklow on my normal nick. Don't ever, ever do that.
2) Switching alts. I came on and talked to gem on the alt anon then switched to Pikachu to talk to her again. This was largely pointless in the long run (as she would obviously know it was the same person) and served to mess me up. One of the problems with creating a successful alt is CTCP (client-to-client protocol), which allows people to tell the client, version, IP, and more of other users. It is possible to mask these, and I was doing so originally but forgot to turn it back on later after switching back to anon. When I did something suspicious, Acklow checked my ip, location, and client and found that they matched up with anon, sealing my fate.
3) DLE was the only one to notice this I think, as otherwise we would have lost even quicker than we did. At the end, when I was posting all the claims I got, everyone was in the form of IRC logs or a text box (as though taken from IRC), except for two people, Slim Guldo and More Cowbell, whose claims were spaced out, as though I had taken them from a Smogon PM. Problem?

Anyway yeah, it was fun while it lasted anyway ~.
 
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