Dear MrcRanger97,
You are Cimino Fistula.
You are a type of vascular access created by surgically connecting an artery and a vein. You are used chiefly to perform hemodialysis.
Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Perfoming hemodialysis on USER.” Any excess toxins will be purged from USER’s bloodstream, including anything that would kill USER that night.
As you are quite good at attaching things, you possess the ability to repair the shattered Master Emerald. As such, if you are ever holding all four Master Emerald Shards, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Repairing Master Emerald”. The Master Emerald will once again be complete and you will gain the ability to use whatever powers it might have. It would be unwise of you to inform the Masses that you have this ability.
You are holding a shard of the Master Emerald. <snip>
You are allied with the Goon Squad. You win if the Good Squad wins.
Dear friends,
After roughing up a man named LonelyNess and extorting a postgame from him, the Goon Squad thirsts for blood once again. Despite having lost quite a few members, your return to prominence shall be swift and brutal.
Your team consists of:
MrcRanger97 - Cimino Fistula - Bodyguard/Master Emerald Completer
GemOftheDay - Ademir Antonio Bacca - Inspector/Martyr
Da Letter El - Brent Bolthouse - Thief/Safeguard
Empoof - Port of Mainz - Silencer/Null Vote
Your faction may kill one user every odd-numbered night by sending Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Killing USER.” Whoever sends this PM will be the one to perform the kill. If sending this action over IRC, please specify who performs it.
As trained professionals, you have learned to do your job quite efficiently. As such, you naturally have the highest priority of all factions in the game, meaning your kill will outspeed other kills, your thief will outspeed other thieves, etc.
This efficiency, however, can be upped even further. If half of you forgo your night actions, the job can be performed even faster, and the priority of all your actions will be boosted to outspeed all other actions in the game. You cannot do this on consecutive nights.
You are aware that most members of the Masses have only one night action, though this is certainly not the case for all of them.
You are allied with the Goon Squad. You win if the Goon Squad is the last faction remaining or nothing can prevent the same.
Dear The-Me,
You are For the Union Dead.
You are the sixth book of poetry by Robert Lowell. The titular poem is included in the collection and is one of Lowell’s best-known works.
Once in the game, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Memorialize USER in poetry.” USER must be a dead member of the Masses. You will absorb USER’s action and claim it as your own.
You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
Dear RaRe555,
You are a Mozambique Spitting Cobra.
You are a small brown venomous snake native to south-central Africa. You are known for being able to spit deadly venom at a distance of up to ten feet.
Every other night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Spit venom at USER.” USER will die. Painfully.
You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
Dear sandshrewz,
You are John Valder.
You are the former president of the Australian Liberal Party. You also served as chairman of the Australian Stock Exchange and are well-known for your fierce opposition to reelection of Prime Minister John Howard.
Because you once presided over what is currently the incumbent party in Australia, you have slightly more influence than the average Joe. As such, if you are voting in a tie vote, the vote will be decided in your side’s favor.
You are holding the green Chaos Emerald. It’s power is weak on its own, but the seven together would be quite frightening indeed. With it’s miniscule power, once in the game you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Harnessing the gold Chaos Emerald’s power against USER.” You will be informed of any items USER is holding. This will exhaust the power of the emerald, but you will still retain it.
You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
Dear Yeti,
You are Nagle Hartray Architecture.
You are a Chicago-based architectural firm specializing in homes, schools, churches, and civic centers. You have received over 75 industry design awards to date.
Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Abuse USER’s blueprints.” You will break into USER’s home using the original blueprints and steal any items in their possession.
In addition, every night you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Build a vault for USER.” USER’s items will be safely stored in the vault, preventing them from being stolen that night.
You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
Dear Infinity.Cypher,
You are Adrian Small.
You are an English cricketer who played for Devon from 1994 to 2003. Your only two A-list appearances were during the 1999 NatWest trophy, in which you scored 50 runs and 32 runs, respectively.
Once in the game, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Start a game of cricket.” You will gather your friends and play a cricket match, which will last the entire night. All individuals hostile to the Masses will be compelled to watch the match. You aren’t sure exactly how this will help, but you know it will severely cripple them for the night.
You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
Dear Jalmont,
You are Shah Hussain.
You are Punjabi Sufi poet who pioneered the Kafi form of poetry. You are considered a saint among the Sufi.
Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Write a poem about USER.” In the body of the PM, write a restriction which USER must follow while posting the next day. Bonus points if it’s in verse. This does not work if the target is unable to post.
You are holding the blue Chaos Emerald. It’s power is weak on its own, but the seven together would be quite frightening indeed. With it’s miniscule power, once in the game you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Harnessing the blue Chaos Emerald’s power.” Your action will occur much faster than it normally would. This will exhaust the power of the emerald, but you will still retain it.
You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
Dear UllarWarlord,
You are a South-Central Black Rhinoceros.
You are the most numerous subspecies of the African Black Rhinoceros, native to south-central Africa. Despite your number, you are still considered to be critically endangered.
Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Charge USER.” USER will be too busy dodging the rampaging rhino to complete their action that night.
You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
Dear Tesung,
You are the Linn Isobarik.
You are a bass speaker manufactured by Linn Products using the isobaric loading principle. You are known for your reproduction of low bass frequencies and the strain you place on amplifiers.
As long as you are alive, a fun fact about the game will be broadcast from your speakers in the main thread at the start of each day. You have no control over this, and nothing other than death can stop it.
You are holding the cyan Chaos Emerald. It’s power is weak on its own, but the seven together would be quite frightening indeed. With it’s miniscule power, once in the game you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Harnessing the cyan Chaos Emerald’s power against USER.” USER’s action will occur much more slowly than it normally would. This will exhaust the power of the emerald, but you will still retain it.
You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
Dear shinyskarmory,
You are Emmanuelle Bertrand.
You are a French cellist who has been decorated as a "Chevalier de l'Ordre des Arts et des Lettres". In 2005, you collaborated with pianist Pascal Amoyel and director Jean Piat to create the theatrical concert “Block 15.”
Because you only speak French, people find it hard to understand you. As such, your vote in the daily lynch does not count.
You are holding the silver Chaos Emerald. It’s power is weak on its own, but the seven together would be quite frightening indeed. With it’s miniscule power, once in the game you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Harnessing the silver Chaos Emerald’s power against USER.” You will learn of any abilities USER possesses. This will exhaust the power of the emerald, but you will still retain it.
You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
Dear Rayquaza2233,
You are a Courser.
You are a warhorse frequently used during the Middle Ages by men-at-arms. Though less valuable than the highly prized destrier, you are more common and arguably more well-suited for hard battle.
Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Give USER a ride.” USER will hop on your back and charge into battle, ensuring that any non-killing action they perform is a success.
You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.