corrupt a wish

[kakaks]

Granted, but you can only reply to yourself.



I wish this was funny.

granted, but no one will see it






















i wish sausages were healthy

 

[Snoms]

granted, but no one will see it






















i wish sausages were healthy

Granted. But now your allergic to sausages.


I wish my pfp was'nt a Snom.

 

[kakaks]

Granted. But now your allergic to sausages.


I wish my pfp was'nt a Snom.

granted, but its an fakemon that is snom but its red and its called rednom

i wish there werent so many users with vanilite pfp

 

[Bread Sandwich]

i wish there werent so many users with vanilite pfp

Granted, everyone with a vanilite profile picture dies instantly

I wish for a doughnut

 

[kakaks]

Granted, everyone with a vanilite profile picture dies instantly

I wish for a doughnut

granted, but its an bad donut

i wish the ag ladder had actually skilled players and not gimmicks

 

[War Incarnate]

Granted, but you are permanently banned from playing on the ladder.

I wish the gimmicks in AG weren't a thing

 

[theotherguytm]

Granted, but you are permanently banned from playing on the ladder.

I wish the gimmicks in AG weren't a thing

Granted, every AG team is now perfectly optimised and identical, the tier is declared solved.

I wish Konami knew how to balance Yugioh.

 

[Zyren]

Granted, but without any particularly broken cards neither player gets to do anything because they can't break through 25 negations and 30 layers of protection.

I wish Yugioh was affordable irl

 

[War Incarnate]

I wish Konami knew how to balance Yugioh.

Granted, they balance it to the point where it feels too balanced and it starts getting boring.

I wish Yugioh was affordable irl

Granted, but you are not allowed to buy it

I wish that cancel culture wasn't a thing

I wish I could avoid a rickroll

 

[theotherguytm]

Granted, but without any particularly broken cards neither player gets to do anything because they can't break through 25 negations and 30 layers of protection.

I wish Yugioh was affordable irl

Granted but you have to play Guru Stun. (Tbh go look up salamangreats you can get a decent as hell list for £50.)

I wish I could avoid a rickroll

Granted but you get constantly stickbugged.

I wish that I could create anything I can imagine.

 

[AllTerrainVen0moth]

Granted but you have to play Guru Stun.


Granted but you get constantly stickbugged.

I wish that I could create anything I can imagine.

granted, but it explodes 4.645743 seconds after it gets created.

I wish to get a glizzy

 

[snake]

granted, but it explodes 4.645743 seconds after it gets created.

I wish to get a glizzy

Granted, here’s your hot dog.

I wish I wasn’t so busy...

 

[Oglemi]

Granted, here’s your hot dog.

I wish I wasn’t so busy...

Granted, but now any time you go to do something in your free time it takes twice as long to get there/use what you want (traffic is now doubled, internet speed is at half, etc)

Wish I could easily maintain my goal weight

 

[theotherguytm]

Granted, but now any time you go to do something in your free time it takes twice as long to get there/use what you want (traffic is now doubled, internet speed is at half, etc)

Wish I could easily maintain my goal weight

Granted, you are now abducted by aliens every Sunday who surgically adjust your weight to the exact correct amount for a human being of your age and gender.

I wish for the ability to read minds.

 

[かたわれ時]

I wish for the ability to read minds.

Granted, you go insane from having other people’s thoughts in your mind all the time— even when your sleeping.

I wish I knew and could comprehend all there is to know about the universe

 

[theotherguytm]

Granted, you go insane from having other people’s thoughts in your mind all the time— even when your sleeping.

I wish I knew and could comprehend all there is to know about the universe

Granted, everything is extremely predictable and boring to you since there's nothing new to discover.

I wish for the power to govern the rules of wishes.

 

[AllTerrainVen0moth]

Granted, everything is extremely predictable and boring to you since there's nothing new to discover.

I wish for the power to govern the rules of wishes.

granted, but you get impeached.

I wish for Staraptor to be UU this gen, as its coming back in DLC2

 

[theotherguytm]

granted, but you get impeached.

I wish for Staraptor to be UU this gen, as its coming back in DLC2

Granted, it is UU in National Dex.

I wish to cast dominate person as an 8th level spell on my worst enemy (by Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition rules wish has no drawbacks if you use it duplicate the effect of an 8th level or lower spell.)

 

[Gravity Monkey]

Granted, it is UU in National Dex.

I wish to cast dominate person as an 8th level spell on my worst enemy (by Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition rules wish has no drawbacks if you use it duplicate the effect of an 8th level or lower spell.)

granted but your worst enemy is set by default to your mom, to select another person as worst enemy you have to french kiss the holder of the worst enemy mark while grabbing the ass of the person you want to set as worst enemy.

I wish I could really smooth sheets of origami paper that can be folded easily

 

[snake]

traffic is now doubled

 

[Snessy!]

granted but your worst enemy is set by default to your mom, to select another person as worst enemy you have to french kiss the holder of the worst enemy mark while grabbing the ass of the person you want to set as worst enemy.

I wish I could really smooth sheets of origami paper that can be folded easily

Granted, but you don't know how to do origami

I wish for Hollow Knight Silksong to release

 

[superstrike66]

Granted, but you don't know how to do origami

I wish for Hollow Knight Silksong to release

Granted, but your body hollows out and you feel your flesh morph into a metallic suit of knight armor that serves as an internal prison for your spirit.

 

[War Incarnate]

I wish I could revive this thread

 

[Atha]

I wish I could revive this thread

Granted but you only get shitty jokes.

I wish people who don’t know shit about politics didn’t talk about it like they knew the truth

 

[Astra]

I wish people who don’t know shit about politics didn’t talk about it like they knew the truth

Granted, but now they purposely talk about politics to spread misinformation.

I wish my internet connection was more consistent.