Appetizer: Cold Antipasto, Raw Potato Salad (with Pietro's Ume Dressing), Cream of Corn Soup, and Chinese Dim Sum including a large plate of Jelly Fish, Chicken Feet, Shumai, Hagao (better still, the ones with garlic and spinach inside), Mochi Rice (with duck egg), soup dumplings (the kind with soup inside the dumplings) and Steamed Char-Sieu Bao. Of course I'll need lots of cut ginger and Chinese vinegar. I'll also needs a few plates of Ootoro Sashimi (super expensive top grade Tuna). Also another plate of Fugu (Balloon Fish) Sashimi. SHARK FIN SOUP. Maybe a mini bowl of Vietnamese Pho too since it's not fitting in the main course.
Main Course: Japanese-Style Tomato Sauce Spaghetti with Shrimp, Broccoli and mushrooms (including Enoki mushrooms). Maybe a side plate with some real Italian Meatballs and some Ravioli. Gotta get meat in there too, a plate of Prime Rib or Steak with Rice and maybe potatoes (with so much food though, I don't think there would be room for potatoes-- I got to have my white rice before I die-- ok screw the potatoes). A couple plates of alaskan crab legs and half a lobster tail with cocktail sauce and a giant bowl of sliced lemons (which I would drench on everything). A plate of Pancit (Filipino rice noodle), and while I'm at it spicy Pad Kee Mao (Thai noodles). If my gut allows it, I guess I'd like to fit in some fowl-- Peking Duck and Turkey (dark meat), with more rice and hopefully some stuffing. Last, as an ode to my pride in being born in Hawaii, I gotta grine' one Spam Musubi.
Dessert: I got to eat as many Chinese Yellow Bean Cakes as I can before I got to go. Load a plate of them for me. I wanted some brownies too . . . I've never smoked before but maybe I should get some of those aforementioned weed brownies if I'm going to go. Make them super hot with a giant side of fried vanilla Ice Cream and chocolate syrup. Maybe a bowl of Macha (green tea) flavored Shave Ice with a scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream, a scoop of Macha Ice Cream, a scoop of Azuki beans (Japanese sweet red beans), and top the whole thing with condensed milk.
I'll need a very very good European beer to wash it all down. Since I'm American, it won't really matter what kind as long as it's European and better than the stuff we make in our country. I'll be putting down a lot of it. Also one glass of Bourbon on rocks.
Finally, some cool Sake in a quiet place-- the clear bitter flavor to replace a man's tears and allow me to drunkenly reflect upon my last moments in meditation.
. . . and that should be it.
edit: And yes, I am certain that, if it were my last . . . I could eat all of the above, that is not a concern.
