I fantasize about having sex with men, but I'm not gay or bi.
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first world problems
- Thread starter Umbreon Dan
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I'm trying to learn linear algebra at my state university in Massachusetts for my physics major but my primary and secondary math education has poisoned my comprehension of the material with half-truths and oversimplifications.
My school-provided WiFi is not correctly configured for Pokemon Black's online features.
I consider myself not to possess enough overpriced/overly-detailed tunics for successful mainstream social interactions, and am so presently dissatisfied with my (completely functional) Adidas brand shoes that I'm considering purchasing a somewhat expensive black pair with white stripes from Kohl's for about 55 USD.
Now and then I become bored with my school's dining hall and call a local pizza place instead.
I drink too much soda--typically Coca-Cola--and have fooled myself over several years into believing that the consumption of healthier beverages would be a form of elitism, like a meta-hipsterdom of sorts.
My school-provided WiFi is not correctly configured for Pokemon Black's online features.
I consider myself not to possess enough overpriced/overly-detailed tunics for successful mainstream social interactions, and am so presently dissatisfied with my (completely functional) Adidas brand shoes that I'm considering purchasing a somewhat expensive black pair with white stripes from Kohl's for about 55 USD.
Now and then I become bored with my school's dining hall and call a local pizza place instead.
I drink too much soda--typically Coca-Cola--and have fooled myself over several years into believing that the consumption of healthier beverages would be a form of elitism, like a meta-hipsterdom of sorts.
I live in China, keep stepping in puddles of shit and piss.
I was going to win a Pokemon match but my opponent's +2 Lucario landed a crit against my full health Hippowdon.
i have homework but don't want to do it
fwp
fwp
The Shoulder buttons on my DSi won't work anymore. Whenever I have to soft-reset for something, I have to use my DSLite
I can't decide which color 3ds to get
Some of the episodes of Dragonball Z I watch online are dubbed badly, the sound effects are like 2 seconds slow and it ruins the flow of the episode
I can't decide which color 3ds to get
Some of the episodes of Dragonball Z I watch online are dubbed badly, the sound effects are like 2 seconds slow and it ruins the flow of the episode
I was forced to wear my friday socks today because I could not find my thursday ones
My power went out.
it's da DLE
The bananas in my kitchen were kind of brownish so I threw them away.
I can't get cellphone reception for my iPhone from AT&T where I live in suburban Los Angeles.
The cereal in my cupboard expires in a week, so I threw it away in advance because I was afraid it may have become stale prematurely.
I can't get cellphone reception for my iPhone from AT&T where I live in suburban Los Angeles.
The cereal in my cupboard expires in a week, so I threw it away in advance because I was afraid it may have become stale prematurely.
I fantasize about having sex with men and I am bi, but I don't feel comfortable coming out to my friends.
Also I'm out of mini wheats and the store is closed so no cereal tomorrow morning.
I'm the smartest, funniest and most handsome guy in the world, but no one else seems to understand this.
I forgot didn't want to do my physics lab, so now I have to copy all of my information from someone else.
Or maybe that's an April's Fool.
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