Successful troll was successful.
Anywho, when it comes to drugs/alcohol I haven't had much experience. But I can verify one thing. It goes a little like this *clears throat*:
"Beer before liquor,
You'll never be sicker,
Liquor before beer,
You're in the clear."
I was at a New Year's party, I think it was 2010, and it was having a good time, drinking some
Pabst. For whatever reason I decided to pour myself a glass of Jack and Coke. Problem 1: I never mix drinks so I didn't know what the ratios should be. Problem 2a: I'm a guy so I think I know what I'm doing. Problem 2b: I'm drunk already so I
know that I know what I'm doing. My friend Lauren even came over to me while I was pouring and said to me, "I think you're putting too much." Of course, her being a wimmin I told her to shut up. I spent most of the rest of the night sitting in a chair nauseous as hell.
Then the nausea clear and I decided it'd be a good idea to smoke some weed. The room was spinning like a top and my head felt like it was caving in for the rest of the night after smoking. I think I threw up at least five times. Some bulldyke was trying to help me by rubbing my back, I think I yelled at her to stop touching me.
Moral of the story: remember your poems. If you're too drunk to remember your poems, get more drunk until you do.