Getting a haircut when your hair is just too long. Feels more comfortable.
when a cute chick gives you that cute chick smile
when you spend all day cleaning and then finally sit down and go "holy shit, this room is so clean now"
realizing you're in a dream and you can suddenly do anything
the first time you hear one of those songs you know you'll be playing over and over again for months / years
the scent of freshly baked cinnamon buns
when you show a little kid how to do something simple and they look at you like you solved life
that moment after eating spicy shit where it feels like you can breathe fire
stepping outside after waiting for hours at the dmv or social services
taking a piss after holding it for ages
The rare occasions where you wake up and you're not tired or groggy, and you roll out of bed like nothing. Especially if its not one of those dreams tricking you into thinking that you're waking up well rested.
Yeah, basically all of that.Killing mosquitoes with one hand
I just stretched the cheese on my pizza an hour ago and drank the flavored milk yesterday :Dstretching the mozzarella on pizza
getting a critical hit
drinking the flavored milk after eating good cereal
When you eat a really big meal and the all day the next day you feel like you have to poop. But whenever you go to poop only gas comes out. So you walk around all day with this uncomfortable feeling until BAM. You know. It's going to happen. You rush to the bathroom, pull down your pants and finally get rid of the anaconda that was sitting in your bowels.
It feels good.