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Action 1
Fire Fang -> Eyelander (5 EN)
RNG roll (to hit) 6461 = hit
RNG roll (to crit) 3344 = no crit
RNG roll (to flinch) 8947 = no flinch
RNG roll (to burn) 6676 = no burn
(7+(2-5)1.5)(1.5) = 3.75 DMG
Eyelander used Reflect! (10 EN)
Wish -> Shadow Hydra
+0 HP
Action 2
Fire Fang -> Eyelander (9 EN)
RNG roll (to hit) 9338 = hit
RNG roll (to crit) 6401 = no crit
RNG roll (to flinch) 5931 = no flinch
RNG roll (to burn) 4297 = no burn
(3.5+(2-5)1.5)(1.5) = 1 DMG
Toxic -> Shadow Hydra (7 EN)
RNG roll (to hit) 8768 = hit
Shadow Hydra was badly poisoned!
Brick Break -> SH (6 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 1868 = no crit
(8+(6-4)1.5)(1.5) = 16.5 DMG
Toxic -> SH (1 DMG)
Ugh, so much school work.... oh crap, books are now falling from the sky, and everyone has a 20% chance of being hit by one each action, which will deal 10 flat DMG if it hits. Of course, if you put a cool fact or two in your post it might lessen the damage...
Action 1
Fire Fang -> Eyelander (5 EN)
RNG roll (to hit) 5908 = hit
RNG roll (to crit) 5870 = no crit
RNG roll (to flinch) 6809 = no flinch
RNG roll (to burn) 4076 = no burn
(3.5+(2-5)1.5)(1.5) = 1 DMG
Fury Cutter -> Shadow Hydra (4 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 4600 = no crit
(4+(6-4)1.5)(1.5) = 10.5 DMG
Toxic -> SH (2 DMG)
RNG roll (for book)
Shadow Hydra: 1434 = yes
Shadow Hydra took 10 DMG!
Eyelander: 6784 = no
Action 2
Fire Fang -> Eyelander (9 EN)
RNG roll (to hit) 1544 = hit
RNG roll (to crit) 2137 = no crit
RNG roll (to flinch) 7405 = no flinch
RNG roll (to burn) 1024 = no burn
(3.5+(2-5)1.5)(1.5) = 1 DMG
Fury Cutter -> Shadow Hydra (5 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 1628 = no crit
(7+(6-4)1.5)(1.5) = 15 DMG
Toxic -> SH (2 DMG)
RNG roll (for book)
Shadow Hydra: 9637 = no
Eyelander: 2811= no
Action 3
Fire Fang -> Eyelander (13 EN)
RNG roll (to hit) 2042 = hit
RNG roll (to crit) 687 = no crit
RNG roll (to flinch) 2223 = no flinch
RNG roll (to burn) 8161 = no burn
(3.5+(2-5)1.5)(1.5) = 1 DMG
Fury Cutter -> Shadow Hydra (6 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 5616 = no crit
(10+(6-4)1.5)(1.5) = 19.5 DMG
Toxic -> SH (2 DMG)
RNG roll (for book)
Shadow Hydra: 4920 = no
Eyelander: 607 = yes
Eyelander took 10 DMG!
As Zekrom somehow doesn't notice that Fire Fang only does damage because it has to while withholding his Dark Pulses that could actually give him some chance at KOing Eyelander, the Honedge continues chipping away at Shadow Hydra, and with the help of a book, the Zweilous is almost KO'd! And with the poison taking it's toll too, looks like we're gonna have a really short round...
Anyways, for my next trick, I'll pull a rabbit out of my hat! This Buneary somehow got its hands on the Scrappy ability, and it will use Focus Punch on any Pokemon that doesn't use a move in the Cool category of moves (which you can find a list of here). Don't let it down, or you'll regret it!
Thanks to a lucky bit of hax, Shadow Hydra is able to actually dish out a respectable amount of damage to Eyelander before getting knocked out by the Buneary for not following the rules (but don't worry, Honedge stil lgets the KOC)! Now that the Buneary has had it's fill of coolness, it wants to feel like it's at home in Sinnoh, so it'll unleash its Scrappy Focus Punch on you if you use any moves that didn't exist in Gen 4! And to make things worse for the fighters, the books are starting to pick up, so now each mon has a 25% chance of being hit, but you can still push it down with cool little facts!
Several cool facts:
It's impossible to hum while holding your breath.
Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
When you yawn and stretch at the same time, you are pandiculating.
The poem never said Humpty Dumpty was an egg.
Pineapples grow on bushes.
A strawberry is not a berry, but bananas and watermelons are.
A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance.
RNG roll (for book) 245 = yes
Night Walker took 10 DMG!
Action 2
Sucker Punch -> Eyelander (6 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 2202 = no crit
(8+(2-5)1.5)(1.5) = 5.25 DMG
Shadow Claw -> Night Walker (4 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 9406 = no crit
(7+3+(6-2)1.5)(1.5) = 24 DMG
Action 3
Sucker Punch -> Eyelander (10 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 9717 = no crit
(8+(2-5)1.5)(1.5) = 5.25 DMG
Shadow Claw -> Night Walker (8 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 3678 = no crit
(7+3+(6-2)1.5)(1.5) = 24 DMG
Eh? Now that the battle is reaching it's final stretches, the books have stopped falling, Buneary went away, and bags of popcorn have shown up, and a crowd of people come to claim them! After the arena warps a bit, it looks like we're in the ASB Arena! Now, the question is, will Geodude bring Valluby in and win with her or will Eyelander be the one to take home the glory?
Action 1
Shadow Sneak -> Night Walker (3 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 3774 = no crit
(4+3+(6-2)1.5)(1.5) = 19.5 DMG
Shadow Ball -> Eyelander (5 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 497 = crit
RNG roll (to lower SpD) 42 = lower
(8+3+3+(4-3)1.5)(1.5) = 23.25 DMG
-1 SpD
Action 2
Shadow Sneak -> Night Walker (7 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 3979 = no crit
(4+3+(6-2)1.5)(1.5) = 19.5 DMG Night Walker fainted!
Eyelander leaps forward with a Shadow Sneak, dealing a good amount of damage, but Night Walker is still standing! He's set to deliver an absolute devastating combo and.... doesn't. Even with an incredibly lucky shot, Eyelander still stands after Night Walker's Shadow Ball, and Eyelander ends it with almost no delay with a second Shadow Sneak, leading to a complete shut-out, with Geodude not suffering a single KO and only revealing two of his mons! Looks likes zekrom could learn a thing or two from this match...
Geodude6 gets 3 CC
Mino the Burmy gets 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 AC, 1 extra EC/AC, and 1 KOC
Eyelander the Honedge gets 1 EC, 2 MC, and 2 KOC
Gryph the Vullaby gets 1 EC, 2 MC, and 1 AC
Zekrom2525 gets 2 CC
Shadow Hydra the Zweilous, T-Bolt the Pichu, and Night Walker the Gastly all get 1 EC, 2 MC, and 1 AC