Walrein said:
Dear Marcus,
You are GlaDOS.
<A PICTURE WOULD BE PORTAL SPOILERS>
“Unbelievable! You, <subject name here>, must be the pride of <subject hometown here>.”
You are the AI in charge of testing at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. I’m not going to say much beyond that on the off chance that whoever I give this role to hasn’t played Portal (but seriously go play Portal).
Due to the frequency of injuries occurring during testing, anyone who targets you at any time will take 1 damage.
Max HP: 22
Attack: 2
You win if you are alive when Captain Falcon, Hodor, imperfectluck, Linebeck, Rawk Hawk, and Toph Beifong are dead.
Ok so first of all check my ability, bolded above. Anyone who attacks me takes one damage in return.
So why the hell would you lynch me if you don't need me dead to win?
Make my enemies attack me, thus taking damage in return and softening them up for you to kill them off.
More importantly, addressing the fear-mongering that Celever and munchyoshi, among others, seem to be spreading. Firstly, Celever and his group are in a much stronger position than me and my allies, none of which (note) are standing up for me. This should be very telling. I am not part of some mega alliance running everything rofl, I won't deny I am obviously collaborating with a large number of people when they share similar interests to mine, this is what everyone should be doing.
What people should be scared of is not me, but rather Celever and his crew.
Celever's group obviously has an information advantage on me (note how I'm not revealing his alias because I don't know it lol), and to boot Celever's ability is to double damage caused to a target.
Double. You really think that you'll be able to stand a chance against Celever's group on your own?
The truth is, anyone who does not need me dead has it in their best interest to keep me alive to give Celever, who is actually running things, a slightly harder time. If you really want to run the risk of him choosing to double damage against you then go ahead, be my guest.
I have been an information trader this game, and thus I've set up a lot of people to attack their enemies whenever their enemy is not me. I helped Acklow lynch jalmont because Acklow was one of those collaborators who is not shared on a sheet with me who I mentioned above.
TLDR:
-Celever obviously has an information advantage over me, or why else would I not reveal his alias? Why would I not reveal munchyoshi's? Oh right, because I don't know them! But they know my alias. Put the pieces together yourself.
-Celever obivously has more friends than I do, given the nature of this lynch.
-Celever has an infinitely more damaging ability than mine. Mine actively works to forestall the dominance that Celever's group will have over this game if people hand me over on a silver plate to him.
I encourage anyone who is not an enemy of mine to PM me or find me on IRC. I am willing to talk about anything regarding this game you may want or need, or even if you simply want to explain why you feel I am such a threat (hint: I am the most vulnerable person in the game right now, as should be obvious to everyone...).
Why not let me hang around and give Celever the invulnerable, who no one has any information on, who has a ridiculously threatening ability, and a large coalition of much tighter allies than any I could lay claim to, a bit more of a hard time steamrolling everyone? If you don't have sheet access with Celever, that is a telling sign that you are in trouble if I die this day. I am not this demon king he has painted me out to be, and he is not some rebel fighting for the people. I won't lay claim to any such ridiculous notion but I am a helpful person to have around if you don't want to roll the dice with Celever's group.