The World Cup of Pokémon XI - Round 1 (Read post #402)

[cosine180]

Won vs Nintendi, gg and sry for the dodge
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-ou-170929

 

[Scimjara]

Won vs Void gg
credit to Fortune for team help
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen4ou-170969

 

[MetalGro$$]

won vs tiba ggs
you played better g2 though

 

[Cronenberg]

we can summarize Alastor law vs Asuka with this:

BONUS TRACK

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Turn 320
★Alastor Law: hey
★Asuk4: yo
★Alastor Law: I need to go for 15 mins
★Asuk4: no
Alastor Law has 240 seconds left.
★Alastor Law: because i've had some issues
★Asuk4: this wont happen
★Alastor Law: i'm taking care of a kittie
★Asuk4: u brough hyperstall
★Asuk4: vs hyperstall
★Asuk4: u stayin here
★Alastor Law: and he's starving
★Alastor Law: no
★Alastor Law: I need to get some food for him
★Asuk4: i dont care my dog is starving too
@rozes: kitty :(
Alastor Law has 210 seconds left.
★Alastor Law: i mean it
★Alastor Law: i've been here for 1h and a half
★Alastor Law: and you've made me wait for a ton of time now
★Alastor Law: it's just 10 or 15 mins
Alastor Law has 180 seconds left.
★Asuk4: i didnt give my team to an admin so cant recreate
★Asuk4: idc
★Alastor Law: just
★Alastor Law: stop the timer
★Asuk4: he will get another 1
★Asuk4: im drunk as f
★Alastor Law: it's not that difficult
★Alastor Law: and i'll be back
★Asuk4: and playing stall vs stall
★Asuk4: so pls
★Asuk4: if u want to be a nice man
Alastor Law has 150 seconds left.
★Alastor Law: TDs
★Asuk4: lets tie this
★Alastor Law: can you wait?
★Asuk4: im literally dying on pc
★Asuk4: and u fucking tellin me that u have to feed ur kitten
★Asuk4: bro
★Asuk4: please
★Asuk4: i want to sleep
Alastor Law has 120 seconds left.
★Alastor Law: ok
★Alastor Law: well
★Asuk4: and some1 tell pdc to shut the fuck up
★Alastor Law: if you guys can wait
★Alastor Law: dat's fine
★Alastor Law: if not
★Asuk4: lets tie this bro
★Asuk4: its fine for both of us
★Asuk4: im dying
★Asuk4: u kitten is starving
★Asuk4: we even
★Asuk4: rite
Alastor Law has 90 seconds left.
★Alastor Law: well
★Alastor Law: we'll rematch
★Asuk4: NO
★Alastor Law: if the tds are ok with it
★Asuk4: IM NOT
★Asuk4: GONNA
★Asuk4: LIVE FOR THIS
★Alastor Law: different teams
★Alastor Law: right?
Alastor Law has 60 seconds left.
★Asuk4: who said rematch same teams
★Asuk4: ill kick him in the crotch
Alastor Law has 40 seconds left.
★Alastor Law: well im leaving
★Asuk4: so alastor please
★Alastor Law: sorry team
&M Dragon: rematch same teams because we all love stall vs stall yn
Alastor Law has 30 seconds left.
★Asuk4: for the sake of all of us
★Asuk4: no m dragon
★Asuk4: no
★Asuk4: pease
★Asuk4: please*
Alastor Law has 20 seconds left.
★Asuk4: ill donate u money
★Asuk4: please
★Asuk4: stop
★Asuk4: i cant
★Asuk4: im dying
&M Dragon: oh rlly?
Alastor Law has 10 seconds left.
★Asuk4: yes rly

Alastor Law lost due to inactivity.

Asuk4 won the battle!

 

[p2]

won in a great one v dragonuser gg dude

 

[Analytic]

★Asuk4:lets tie this
★Asuk4: im literally dying on pc
★Asuk4: bro
★Asuk4: please
★Asuk4: i want to sleep

Turn 320 and score still 6-5, lord have mercy.

 

[Sken]

the kitten won the battle

 

[shiloh]

 

[destinyunknown]

SAVE THE KITTEN

 

[Pearl]

SOMEONE CALL PETA, TEAM GREECE SHOULD BE FINED FOR PROMOTING ANIMAL CRUELTY

★Alastor Law: I need to go for 15 mins
★Asuk4: no
Alastor Law has 240 seconds left.
★Alastor Law: because i've had some issues
★Asuk4: this wont happen
★Alastor Law: i'm taking care of a kittie
★Asuk4: u brough hyperstall
★Asuk4: vs hyperstall
★Asuk4: u stayin here
★Alastor Law: and he's starving
★Alastor Law: no
★Alastor Law: I need to get some food for him
★Asuk4: i dont care my dog is starving too

 

[Tricking]

The kitten was indeed watching the battle.

 

[leremyju]

in honor of alastor law, team asia captain JohnYiu has decided to not eat cats for the remainder of this world cup

 

[Teddeh]

POOR KITTY

 

[bruno]

the kitten is safe its all good

 

[toshimelonhead]

the kitten won the battle

Well neither of the players certainly won.

 

[destinyunknown]

Alastor Law we want a picture of the kitten, dead or alive

 

[Eternal Spirit]

Alastor Law lost due to inactivity.
Asuk4 won the battle!

 

[MetalGro$$]

This game hit so deep we even have come up with a conspiracy theory

[27/06/16 01:35:30] Pearl: yo
[27/06/16 01:35:31] Pearl: what if
[27/06/16 01:35:42] Pearl: the reason asuka johned alastor till midnight was to
[27/06/16 01:35:45] Pearl: make him take care of the kitten
[27/06/16 01:35:49] Metal164: LOL
[27/06/16 01:35:49] Justin: -
[27/06/16 01:35:50] Pearl: so he could force a stall vs stall match up
[27/06/16 01:35:57] Pearl: and eventually win off of that

[1:36 am] kentaro oe: how come our scouting reports don't have the opp's pets listed

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you know what they say
stall vs stall match ups require long term thinking

 

[Cronenberg]

stop to steal my likes whit yours kitty pics.

 

[konstantellos]

Seriously, I'm trying to be open minded in situations like this and think in the spirit of the game but "I have to leave on the 300th turn of stall vs stall cause I have to feed my kitten" is objectively too ridiculous I think. If Asku4 agrees to a rematch fine but I think he has every right to request activity.

 

[Ace-11]

I would waste time to make a smart post to calm everybody down but I am dying in so many different ways rn XD

 

[Cronenberg]

Can we rename this Round with this?

 

[Hoopas Dad]

We lost a game to timeout today and the opp got the win. We win a game to a timeout and we dont get the win.

Amazing logic,,

 

[Alastor Law]

For the record, its name is Harry (from Harry Potter, it's literally "the kitty who survived"). See you in the rematch, Asuka.

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GG man.

 

[Posho]

How cute *------------------* you're a hero alastor