YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
I tried so hard to get my own role to contact me and you didn't! I even dropped hints like I was willing to die for it and kill US too. Fun fact due to the wording that made it clear the upgraded role would be village so that whoever gets it doesn't believe they turn wolf or someshit, it actually made the role village again should the condition be fulfilled.
Either way for the role, the fake inspector was a joke, any good role in this game clearly needs a joke role, I did however add a special condition where it could be useful and kill bird roles, to playinto the geese meme.
the Chronic Cough and Asthma Spray were my fav part. Firstly it's a mindfuck effect that's highly detrimental yet if anyone knows it's trick it does nothing, its effectiveness is solely based on how well one can keep the secret. Meanwhile the Asthma Spray was designed to be something one can trick idiots into looking for and wasting roles on to get, the placebo part was added to make sure the role itself could never cure their own Chronic Cough and ruin the fun. The fake inspect also serves as an easy to way to start spreading the the Cough and served as it's main function in the end. Naturally it also serves as an advantage to me and reason for my role to talk to me, since I know the secret anyways.
We also have a very obvious misunderstanding of how the Bad Pun works, as it's very rarely a positive effect, here is the quote on how the bad pun actually works:
It is nearly always negative unless the holder knows the rules and it's not one use, minus the kill. The logic is simple, again I benefit from it, but also if one learns the rules, this item can wreck house, but otherwise those it's given to have no idea what is happening to them and they will just keep passing it on out of fear. Most hilarious thing is, this can duplicate items, including itself, thanks to time travel causing any item moving happen in the past, okay not duplicating, but fun paradoxes. Not to mention since you learn the pun that was used when given to you, you can just repeat the effect by using the same pun on someone.
Also next is why this role is actually amazing and Haruno fucked themselves over by not coming to me with it. If UncleSam and me are dead, not only does the role revive if it's dead, it will be majorly upgraded. Just due to the nature of this role, I'd be willing to die to get this upgrade in, and have been trying to make happen. Frankly I created this to fuck me anyways, either I'm village with it and now I can viably survive because I gotta die for the amazingness of this role or I'm bad and have a village role hunting me down. And US too, and he surely thought I was being salty whenever I requested openly for him to die when it was just STRATEGY!
Ah but surely you wish to see this upgrade?
Fuck You Haruno!