I try to save ranting when I still have actual useful things to post at least
Playing Zoo, two straight games with no one-drop in a deck where half the deck is one-drops. Lose to Firebat on stream in the first game, while he also had opening have Skill Axe + Brawl.
Switch to Tempo Mage, vs Druid. Turn 2 Wild Growth (literally 100% of the time) into Turn 3 Ancient of War. Still T4 Violet Teacher into T5 Teacher + Living Roots (on my Sorcerer's Apprentice), T6 Raven Idol lethal. Me? Oh I just had no one-drop. I had no two-drop. I had to Arcane Intellect on Turns 3 and 4. I had nothing.
I wish I could play games with argent horserider, huge toad, argent commander druid and win games by casting mark of yshaarj on my argent horserider and killing nova doomsayer with one card in hand and it's living roots + topdeck raven idol for starfire
oh look just lost again because that garbage heal shaman shit oh I'm playing freeze I autolose to it np
hey look I'm back to druid hey look no turn ramp opener again turn 1 draw yogg, hey look my opponent is camel hunter with a perfect 1-2-3 curve, damn shoulda learned to play turn 2 wild growth 100% of the time like every other druid on the planet
hey look I'm every warrior playing five tribes in my deck watch me have a perfect curve and tribal synergy for every card every game
DON'T MIND ME JUST BACK TO RANK 9 AS YOGG DRAWS MY OPPONENTS TWO CARDS TO MY ZERO CARDS AND FAILS TO KILL MY OPPONENT'S LARGEST MINION AND ALSO KILLING ITSELF AS PER USUAL LOL
don't mind me just baiting the AoE oh wait they had both copies of their aoe on turn fucking 6 every fucking game
game of skill LUL holy fuck I am BEYOND sick of this game lately, if you think this game takes a shred of fucking skill to be successful you're literally more retarded than whoever designed Purify