Smogon Snake Draft I - Phase 2

[Kory2600]

won vs ez, gg.

 

[Thimo]

won

e: vs ariistella

 

[Arii Stella]

won

You may have won this time but after all the bullshit that I've received from you for absolute no reason trust me, you know who is coming for you in the future.

My bad if I continued when I was supposed to stop. I'm sorry team, we still got this.

 

[Sken]

won vs kingler with some luck, gg b and thanks for scheduling

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen7lc-319059

 

[Thimo]

You may have won this time but after all the bullshit that I've received from you for absolute no reason trust me, you know who is coming for you in the future.

My bad if I continued when I was supposed to stop. I'm sorry team, we still got this.

who

 

[Analytic]

FUCK THE ABRs

 

[miltankmilk]

Won vs Biosci, gg
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen7doublesou-319095

 

[Demantoid]

Won against kaori, gg

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen7doublesou-319110

 

[stax]

w v bowman, gg

 

[Saria]

Meru > Void

Luigi

 

[Ojama]

defeated snou, gg

 

[Snou]

Lost against Ojama. Nothing to say, I will never hit an hjk in an official game.

 

[BK]

won vs kickasser gg. #freeomfuga

 

[Ragnarock]

Very late but

Fighting Kory around 4pm est Wednesday
Fighting Gondra the weekend (dunno which day yet) after 6pm est
Fighting Sweep Friday 12pm est

Looking forward to my fites.

 

[Star]

won vs thorn gg

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen7ou-319316

 

[blunder]

won vs star gg

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen7ou-319323

 

[marilli]

won vs miltankmilk gg

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen7doublesou-319324

 

[marilli]

double post but lucked sam hard http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen7doublesou-319338

gomen

 

[bugzinator]

fuck the abrs

 

[Heysup]

won vs shrug in a game as tight as star's vag

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen7lc-319378

 

[teal6]

The Mazar's Paw

SCENE ONE

FADE IN:

INT. SMOGTOURS SERVER - AFTERNOON. SEVERAL MANAGERS AND PLAYERS WANDER AIMLESSLY.
​

HIKARI and LERU enter SmogTours just in time for the draft. HIKARI appears distraught, his brow is furrowed as the rounds begin flying by, and he nervously checks his clipboard of players.​

HIKARI
Leru, we need an Ubers player no matter what. We can farm easy wins there.

LERU
Lo! Alas we do not know any "thots"

FINCHINATOR (off-screen)
Nice

HIKARI
We need a great Ubers player.

LERU
I have one last hope. This Monkey's Paw that is said to grant any wish you make upon it. This can be the solution that we need. But some say it may backfire!

HIKARI (deep in thought)
Hm, this might be the best course of action.
​

HIKARI takes the paw and holds it high in the air, as GETBACKER reminds the auction participants to hurry up, neutered by the lack of timer. The crowd mocks him.

HIKARI
O! Monkey's paw, I wish upon thee! I wish for the most powerful Ubers player available to join our team!

MONKEY'S PAW
Uh are you sure you don't want to stop the Venezuelan revolution or something else

HIKARI
No this is more important.

A single finger on the MONKEY'S PAW curls. The wish is granted.

​

 

[Cdumas]

Won vs p2, gg

 

[p2]

this tour clearly isn't kind to me, gg

 

[Tricking]

won vs Bro Kappa, gg.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen7ou-319432

Thanks Will of Fire for the team.

 

[Iloveleague]

won vs steve angello gg
Shoutouts to meeps, CBB and rest of the taipans esp. Shake