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Well I'm sorry that not everyone can look at fabulous as you do while jizzing their pants.

Its true, after you raised the bar I just had to one-up it into mythic territory nearly unachievable by mortal kind.
I see you must of sampled some... wondorus fluid(s)? ;o

Sorry, were you talking to me? I couldn't hear you over this feeling of-- OH. MY. SATAN. YESSSSS

Sorry to disrupt that amazing balance of... victory and defeat, but I believe your slutty little master is bleeding to death at your feet. I never did like children so he's all yours~

Dammit, that brat always harshes my boners... >.>
Although I do like how heated he CAN be... *pervy glasses glint* ;o

We all know what THAT means. ;o
Sebby would never show such a public display, and he's just so much more handsome and ravishing, along with Will, the man who first showed me the ways of love.

Say Grell...
Since we both know deep down that Sebby and Will are out of your league, would you consider settling for me? I could use a new hole around this mansion....

Take your time and think about it; no need to answer right away.

O-out of my league? D:
Nonsense! Will's come to my rescue before, and Sebby's just playing hard to get. But damn it I will have that tall, slender body from several directions... >;o