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a volcano w/ water absorb, seem legit. xD Sharpedo got Protect + Speed Boost and Priorty STAB Aqua Jet. Also Strong Jaw Ice Fang and Crunch >:]] Mega Sharpedo >> Cacturne and Mega Camerupt :DD ice fang wrecks cacturne :DD
It's fine :P Time to enslave my Smeargle again.
I'm thinking of doing Growth, Iron Head and Yawn. Are there any other useful egg moves (and do you want a spitback when I'm done?)?