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My rule is that if you can find a man who doesn't want his foreskin and arrange to have his foreskin surgically attached to my dick, then you can kick someone's ass on my wall.
But I don't think that's going to happen any time soon, so doesn't look like you get to do any ass-whooping on my wall.