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first is the real theory. Second is a reference to pulp fiction, which you clearly!! didn't get. Mia Wallace has a similar theory that you can separate people into these groups
also that covers every possible opinion, yes. That's like saying "there are people who like pepsi, people who don't like pepsi, and people who don't really care"