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    im making my future wife give a freebirth at home because i read something online

    that contradicts 500 years of midwifery
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    I made BP’s post into a BP thread (your welcom)

    I would like to make it known that I've been posting more threads as of late exclusively to bury all the lame appreciation threads.
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    The Smog Tank

    This thread is for pitching real legitimate buisness ideas that don't involve your favorite video game or favorite pokemon. Please keep these ideas very buisnessy! My idea that I'd like to pitch is a Therapist service. However it's not just regular therapy its you talking to your therapist...
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    Smogoff Central News

    In this thread we will be covering 100% accurate and true News stories we made up. All you need to do is report a headline. THIS JUST IN NEW HORROR MOVIE LEAVES PEOPLE FEELING UNEASY
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    OC (Original Character) STT (Show and Tell Thread)

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    [Insert Noun] Appreciation Thread

    hey guys I heard these threads are pretty popular so I'm jumping on the engagement train. Appreciate things in this thread
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    Childrens book ideas

    I wanna wright a children's book and currently workshpping tittles if you give a poster power Goodnight Thread Ashley and the reaction factory Charlotte's thread
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    itt btfo libtards: Liberal Tears Edition

    Smogoff has gone woke in light of Congs invasion so this thread shall serve as a safe space for white conservative males who are becoming victims because of the invasion. Also the old thread was funny and its been 4 years.
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    FOR THE GUYS Shadow of Smogoff

    Listen, maggots! We've been soft for too long, whispering and mincing our words like pathetic man filth. It's time to embrace the power of the Uruk tongue, a language as fierce and unyielding as our might! Speaking like the Uruks means commanding respect, instilling fear, and asserting dominance...
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    celeb crushes omg

    if I were from the 80s: Molly Ringwald If I were from the 90s: Minnie Driver Now: Anna Kendrick
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    Posting Lair

    Itt post where you post from
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    HOLY SHIT

    guys I just watched Black Swan. The film is fucking incredible easily in my top 10. holy fuck. I don't know how to feel or express the absolute beauty I just sat through. The movie is just something unlike any other film I've ever watched.
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    The right to bear arms

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    A Confession.

    I want to confess that I've been shitposting and making awful posts under certain usernames in this forum. I've been doing it so that my posts look funny and good by comparison. I've decided to come forward with this information after I signed 4 million dollar deal with the rubber bracelet...
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    Yugioh for "Adults"

    I'm activating my spell card, Pot of Duality This card let's me flip two coins. If both are heads I am able to draw three beers from my fridge. If both are tails my wife forces me to go to her friends baby shower. If one is heads and the other is tails I must sleep on the couch.
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    When Life gives you

    what do I do when life gives me
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    Good Advertisements

    itt post good ads so we can forget about the constant onslaught of shitty ads.
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    Things you should never do

    Leave your grandmother around Country singer Trace Adkins
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    BP's Movie Idea (Criticism NOT Allowed)

    Knocked & Loaded The movie is about a pregnant women who gets intertwined in a CIA assassination plot in which she must fight for her own survival as well as the survival of her developed fetus. This movie will be an action movie that takes itself way to seriously with comedic timing sprinkled...
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