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Is there a better Pokedex for these kind of edge case breeding movesets? Serebii doesn't list Conkledurr as being able to get both at the same time because Drain Punch on Hitmochan is Gen IV only (requires PokeShifter). The same reason they don't list Wish on Blissey even though everyone who can...