Dear Coronis,
You are Dr. John A. Zoidberg, a crustacean alien doctor.
You are the doctor of Planet Express, even though you are incredibly incompetent. You know next to nothing about humans, being unable to differentiate between males and females, and even humans and robots. However, there are far too many jokes made about you, and your comic relief is not what it used to be. By PMing Thorns 'Night X - Check up on USER', you will
attempt to see if that user is a human or not. However, because of your poor physiological knowledge, you will think they are a human if they are a robot. Additionally, by PMing Thorns
'Night X - Write Patient Chart', you will prove your skills as a doctor by identifying each user as a human or non-human. In the main body of the PM, state if each live user is a human or a non-human. You may only write three patient charts.
You have a neutral alliance. You win if you send in a correct patient chart.
"Oh, it's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies."