Epic Pokemon Rap Battles: Round 1, Gotta Rap them all!

Ulttimaa

Ulttimaa

double shoutouts to accidentally using the same beat as Fisdunction
triple shoutouts to searching for "rap beat" on youtube
 
Honus

Honus

magna carta
is a Top Team Rater Alumnusis a Forum Moderator Alumnusis a Tiering Contributor Alumnus
yeah didnt know we needed to record for this, plus in all honesty my opp went ham so yeah I'm dropping out lol
 
Ulttimaa

Ulttimaa

Karpman said:
yeah didnt know we needed to record for this, plus in all honesty my opp went ham so yeah I'm dropping out lol
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You don't have to record.


But if he's still dropping out, then what happens for me? Do I get a free pass to round two or do I have to write another verse for a sub-in?
 
X5Dragon

X5Dragon

Unfortunately I can't ask you to write another entry so you get a free pass unless you can convince Karpman to submit. The other subs however can now get paired now. Dammit using iPad isn't making this any easier so you guys just be prepared I suppose. Also I need to update so nobody panic lol.

Edit: rally wishes someone would rep koffing ;-;
 
Chill Murray

Chill Murray

get well soon jacoby..


No doubt... It's me, the OG, repping that 151...
You think you can spit at me, Blaziken? Yeah right...
Why don't you sit the fuck down and listen?

Pikachu up in this bitch, an original Poke-balla
You're a Geo Metro and I'm an Impala
You think you can compare to my level of class?
I'm the face of this franchise, you ain't even the ass
I'll equip my Light Ball, it brings in all the bitches
Then I'll zap you the fuck out, make Kentucky Fried Chicken
Just face it, you're basic, you can't step to my shit
I was good at this game when Speed determined my Crit
Your generation's the worst, nobody cares about it
Even the music sucked, what's with all those trumpets?
You fought against Greenpeace, I fucking took down Yakuza
And I'll take you down too, you fuckin chickenshit loser!

Pikachu... #25 in the National Dex... #1 in your hearts...

Fuck the Jennies!
 
Ulttimaa

Ulttimaa

Hey, X5, do we keep the same pokemon for Round 2? Or are we allowed to switch it up?

I think if we keep the same pokemon, people will run out of ideas and it'll be hard to keep rapping about the same pokemon.
 
X5Dragon

X5Dragon

I'm still at work so I can't properly listen to the new material or make any updates yet. I'm comfortable with my nite until the furthest round I can reach and I don't think you can run out of material especially for any one contest but I'm open minded about this if people want to switch if they feel they can do better with someone else. Keep in mind and pardon the pun this is a new thing and will evolve till the end.

Other people can share their views on this. I'm thinking also of opening a YouTube channel and showcase the bet produced raps on it but we,ll wait till its all over and find a good YouTube editor.
 

MLaRF

REEEEEEEEEGIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!! ::::D

Shitty rap

Lyrics:
Yo Hydreigon, whatcha doin', you're surely goin' down,
I'm gonna make a fool of ya, wimpy-ass clown,
You're facin 'gainst Regice, a mighty Hoenn legend,
You're just a lowly pseudo like all your dragon brethren.
My S. Defense is sky-high at 200 points,
You'll never see a meteor scratch mah ol' boys,
I pack coverage boltbeam that can rip ya head ta toe,
You don't get STAB on fire? Let me show you STAB on snow.
You're weak to u-turn, weak ta ice beam, you're the worst I've seen at stalling,
I'd scorn at your defenses if I wasn't busy LOLing.
What's a couple 'tack points when I always see you spec'd?
Looks like a waste of resources yer biggest defect.
Where's that outrage that's like meteor but 2 times as good?
No one uses what confuses, you just loses in the hood.
What's a half times your S. Attack, I'm sure it can't be bad,
Or a mighty sweeper surely would find a better STAB.
Listen, no one likes a fifth gen, smogon wants their Hoenn back,
You keep up with the forums? Ruby/Sapphire's where it's at.
Hoenn supersize your jive when dive comes striving back in town.
Let a real design come fighting, your entire gen should drown.
You know not to fuck with regice, sucks you had to learn so late,
Now I'll skate back into 3rd gen where the pokemon were great.
You could never take an ice-type, I'm their king, I'll fuck you up!
Now just watch in ice-weak horror as I take the rapping cup.
 
X5Dragon

X5Dragon

Ulttimaa said:
So are you saying we can change if we want to? Or are you not decided yet?
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I think we can allow a change of mon in your case, but I'd suggest you find one you love, know inside out and can identify with. Also your gonna have to post your choice in this topic, I can't let you choose after I announce R2 obviously.

Commentary and updates when I came back.
 
mattj

mattj

blatant Nintendo fanboy
Its just my 2 cents, but I wouldn't allow changing. I think its funnier when people have to represent these lol pokemon.
 
X5Dragon

X5Dragon

Alright I've made the updates. I will not allow any changes to pokemons after further thought but since he didn't actually fight anyone yet and he wants to throw away his entry, then just this once.

Also, Rodan you need a mate because by the end of today there will be no more subs due to lack of time.

IT'S MOTHER-*******SAT, we were promised mad beats today people, I'd open a tab for this thread just cause.
 
X5Dragon

X5Dragon

Pwnmon, still waiting for that recording!


@Heracross

So walrein only standing with 1 hp
Howd he survive that? It's a mystery
You switching to get away with nothing but moot
Wait what? I just called pursuit


Ouch, where are you Walrein? Quit Stalling :P and lay down the beatS!



@Gastrodon


In a green hoodie you hide from the sun; have you no pride?
Even if your skin is dark your attack's on the light side
Those four leaves won't bring you luck; a light breeze will make them clip
And what, are those bananas? More like a Freudian slip


I lol'd. Come on Tropious, are you gonna use these leafs to cook up some crazy ass high diss's or what?

@ Reni

You think you're hot shit cause you're high in use
But watch out, motherfucker, cause I'm right behind you.
You got a few more sets than me, but that don't matter
Because multiplying shit doesn't make it better

Come on, your gonna leave this man holding his guard up or your gonna spit flames from your flash fire?


@Pickachu

You think you can compare to my level of class?
I'm the face of this franchise, you ain't even the ass

I smell fried chicken. I wonder what kicks and licks are gonna reply to this?


@Regice

You're facin 'gainst Regice, a mighty Hoenn legend,
You're just a lowly pseudo like all your dragon brethren.


Oh snap. Now I know he's tough and a special wall but don't you go modest on him hydra!
 
Temperantia

Temperantia

So, I'm not entirely sure when I can get up my recording, but here's the lyrics for now. Maybe don't click if you don't want "spoilers" for the recording?

Yeah, Yeah
I see you trying to get my feathers ruffled
But it'll take more than that to throw the BossKrow off his game

A'ight, A'ight time to set the record straight
With 52 defenses I know what hits I can't take
But seriously, nigga? Try that Bolt-Beam shit, fool
A Sucker Punch from me and I'll Frank Sinatra Fly you to the Moon
You've got your rat-ferret body and your stubby little arms
You diss my hat, nigga? You look like a fucking designer scarf
I'd make fun of your sets, but no one ever plays with you
Have fun Tricking Scarves in Never-Never-Never Used

But that's enough about you, let's talk about me
I'm the Big Boss Pokemon for a reason you see
I got a crew filled to the brim with my own niggas from Gen 2
In fact they're all stronger and even faster than you
Skies blacken when we show up; you remember us, no?
Oh wait, I forgot, you have to Run Away from one Murkrow

But now my Mean Look's up, and I'm on the attack
And your fur's gon' be stained red, sure as my feathers are black
With a Night Slash, I rip straight through your skull
No need for Super Luck I always get a OHKO
If you're scared, you're in luck, I got Moxie to spare
Or is it Overconfidence? Fuck it, your girlfriend Skitty didn't care

Try to shake me up with your weak-ass rhymes
Like a Magic-8 Ball I tell the truth every time
So ask me, I dare you, "Can I, Will I ever improve my ladder score?"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore"

Peace out, Smogon.
 

Stratos

Banned deucer.
i know, x5dragon, i know, thing is i can only record when my parents aren't home (because they don't like swearing) which is rare
 
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