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Togekiss uses Magical Leaf Blastoise -5 en
Blastoise dies
Gardevoir uses Pain Split Charizard (owowow) -27 en
Gardevoir at 34 hp, Charizard at 48
To move 25/100 yes
Charizard uses Rock Slide -10en
To hit: 32, 98 no
To crit 71
Gardevoir 6 dmg

Togekiss uses Air Slash -5 en
To crit 47/100 no
To flinch 85/100 no
(8+3+3)=14 dmg
Gardevoir uses Thunderbolt -7 en
To crit 17/100 no
To paralyze 10/100 yes
This is funny
(10+3)*1.5=19.5
Charizard to move 44/100 yes
Charizard uses Heat Wave -7 en
To hit 19, 36
To crit 4, 98
To burn 18, 90
10.5 Gardevoir
7.5 Togekiss
Charizard is KOd!

Feraligatr [Eta] (Male)
Nature: Adamant (+Atk, -SpA)

Type:
Water: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 2 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 78
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 4

EC: 9/9
MC: 6
DC: 5/5

Abilities:
Torrent: (Innate) When this Pokemon’s HP is lower than 33%, the base damage of any water attack is increased by two (2).
Sheer Force (DW): (Can be enabled) This Pokemon can energize all its attacks with secondary effect chances less than 100%. When Enabled, the Base Attack Power of every move with an effect chance less than 100% increases by two (2), but they will never have a secondary effect.

Attacks:
Scratch
Leer
Water Gun
Rage
Bite
Scary Face
Ice Fang
Flail
Thrash
Crunch
Aqua Tail
Superpower

Ice Punch
Dragon Dance
Aqua Jet

Brick Break
Rock Slide
Dive
Waterfall
Dig
Protect
Substitute


Dragonite [Zeta] (Male)
Nature: Quiet (+SpA, -Spe)

Type:
Dragon: Dragon STAB; more in touch with legendary or special auras in arenas. Able to use Thrash without losing focus.
Flying: Flying STAB; immunity to Ground attacks except under the effects of Smack Down and Gravity, even for ground-based flying Pokemon. Will always hit foes with Dig (except other Flying types) and Dive. Cannot be hit by Dive unless the attacking Pokemon has a size class greater than four (4). Immune to Spikes and Toxic Spikes. Enhanced aerial mobility. Superior senses in open air arenas.

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 5
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 5 (+)
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 69 (-)
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 6

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

Abilities:
Inner Focus: (Innate) When an opponent attempts to flinch this Pokemon, it stands firm and continues its attack. If it has another ability that would be activated by flinching, that ability activates.
Multiscale (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon has sturdy scales to protect it from an opponent's attacks. If this Pokemon is at their maximum HP when a round starts, all damage done to this Pokemon during the round will be halved.

Attacks:
Fire Punch
ThunderPunch
Roost
Wrap
Leer
Thunder Wave
Twister
Dragon Rage
Slam
Agility
Safeguard
Outrage
Dragon Tail
Dragon Dance
Aqua Tail
Hyper Beam

Extremespeed
Light Screen
Dragon Pulse

Ice Beam
Surf
Thunder
Protect
Fire Blast
Light Screen

Christ those subs took me forever to read for some reason.

Togekiss uses Thunder Wave -7 en
Dnite is paralyzed!
Gardevoir uses chill +12 en
Croconaw uses Protect -7 en
To paralyze 68/100 yes
Dragonite uses Safeguard -10 en

NO DAMAGE ACTION

Togekiss uses chill +12 en
Gardevoir uses Thunderbolt -7 en
To crit 84/100 no
To paralyze 30/100 yes
(10+3)*1.5=19.5
Croconaw uses Dragon Dance -7 en
To paralyze 72/100 yes
Dragonite uses Ice Beam -7 en
To hcrit 88/100 no
To freeze 22/100 no
(10+1.5)*1.5=17.25 Togekiss

to paralyze 1/100 yes
Dragonite is fully paralyzed!
Croconaw uses Crunch -6 en
To crit 7/100 no
To drop 23/100 no
(8+1.5)*1.5+1.75=16
Gardevoir uses Thunderbolt -11 en
To crit 82/100 no
To paralyze 49/100 yes
(10+3)*1.5=19.5
Togekiss uses Air Slash -5 en
To crit 69/100 no
(8+3+1.5)=12.5 Dragonite

Hi guys. I had this brilliant idea to add commentary to the raw calcs because nobody reads them anyways and I think all this crap in my head and then get shit for not doing flavour so why not just post it here

Gardevoir uses protect jUST DIE ALREADY
Croconaw uses rock slide -6 en
To hit 95/100 no
hits nobody if crocodiles accuracy is this shitty why did steve Irwin die
Togekiss uses fly bitches fly – 16 en
To move 17/100 yes
Dragonite uses Ice Beam Togekiss -7 en the bird flew up so go follow it

To move 67/100 yes
Dragonite uses Extremespeed Gardevoir -6 I don’ot get how a fatass dragon gets to run so quick that it outpaces hitmonlee I mean this doesn’t make sense. If you can run so fast than why don’t you have a better speed tier so you can actually be banned and I can stop seeing your stupid ass around OU
Gardevoir is ko’d now go cook me a sandwich
Croconaw uses rock slide -10 en
TAKE A HINT
Togekiss attacks croconaw
To hit 6/100 yes
To crit 31/100 no
(9+3-4.5)=7.5

Togekiss uses protect what a scared little panse -13 en
To move 68/100 guys why the hell do we have to roll for paralyze it obviously never happens
Dragonite use Ice Beam Togekiss -7 if you can move so fast then why don’t you hit it before it protects
(10+1.5)*1.5=17.25
Croconaw uses Dragon Dance -7 en how do you dance like a dragon that sounds like the epitome of (BAN ME PLEASE)ry

Croconaw uses Protect -7 en
Jynx uses Ice Beam -7 en
To crit 1442 no
To freeze 6758
(10+3)*2.25=29.25 Dragonite
Togekiss uses Chill +12 en
To move 4950 yes
Dragonite uses IcyIce Beam -32 en
To crit 8947 no
To freeze 146 yes
Intensity 8882 2 actions
(22.5+1.5)*1.5=36 dmg
Togekiss is KOd!

Jynx uses Fake Out -4 en
(4-3)=1 dmg Croconaw
Croconaw flinched
Dnite is cooling down

Croconaw uses Crunch -6 en
To hit 5258 yes
To crit 9633 no
(8+2+6)*1.5+1.75=25.75
Jynx uses Ice Beam -7 en
To crit 8696 no
To freeze 4170
(10+3)*2.25=29.25 Dragonite
To move 2474 yes
Dragonite uses Fire Blast -8 en
To hit 1390 yes
To crit 9354 no
To burn 9940 no
(12+3)*1.5=22.5

Mamoswine uses Icicle Crash -5 en
To crit 1371 no
To flinch 9105 no
(9+3+3)*2.25=33.75
Dragonite is KOd!
Croconaw uses Crunch -10 en
To hit 2461 yes
To crit 884 no
(8+2+6)*1.5+1.75=25.75
Jynx uses counter
Croconaw -39 hp

Mamoswine uses Mud Bomb Croconaw -5 en
To hit 4898 yes
To crit 7930 no
To drop 158 yes
(7+3)=10
Jynx uses Lovely Kiss -6 en
To hit 2644
Intensity irrelevant

Jynx uses Ice Beam Croconaw
Croconaw is KOd!