nyttyn, you will get MoneyBags the Zigzagoon.
Ok, there are some things that you must know about MoneyBags before you begin:
1). MoneyBags is crazy about money and his Pick Up ability let's him rake in the cash. You must sell all items that Pick Up collects.
1.5). MoneyBags is very Serious about this rule!!
2). MoneyBags knows that holding an item hinders his collecting abilities, so it may never hold an item.
3). Sometimes, if one needs money, they will steal it and sell in on the Black-market. Learn Thief and Covet ASAP. Use one of those moves first in any battle that it is in. Sell any item captured by this method!!
4). After learning Thief and/or Covet, you must Steal Sitrus Berries from as many E4 and Gym leaders as possible.
5). MoneyBags hates using very strong techniques, so no moves over 60 BP.
Ok, now, MoneyBags is a greedy little Raccoon, so you can only evolve MoneyBags after you have collected 20,000 PokeDollers using ONLY the the items collected via Pick Up. I highly suggest that you keep track of the money....
Solo the 8th Gym Leader as he looks rich and MoneyBags wants to take from the Rich to give to himself.
When you evolve into Linoone, you can sell 5 Rare Candies that have been collected by Pick up in order to increase the BP limit of your moves by 5 for every 5 Rare Candies sold!!
Gameplan: Grind grind grind. Going to spend a chunk of time running around and selling 20 thousand dollars worth of items to evolve him.
@nyttyn
I feel like giving out a simple but nasty as heck challenge to you. Take a Wingull and name it Daredevil. The name has nothing to do with the comic book character, no, this Wingull just likes danger. As such, it must solo every trainer owned Electric type you encounter, including Wattson's team. It also may not be used against any Pokemon it has a super-effective STAB attack against, as that would be too easy. No further restrictions, as the 4x weakness is hell enough.
Gameplan: OH DEAR JESUS GRIND THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
Take Steelhead the Aron. He is proud of being steel type and having rock head as ability so he has to have 1 steel type moves and double edge before evolving.He has use his head that he's so proud of every second turn. (allowed attacks are headbutt, tackle, take down and double edge)
Final moveset has to be this:
1 steel type move
double edge
roar
and 1 special attack
And to make this hard he has to solo every fighting type you encounter unless someone else is soloing that pokemon
Gameplan: Have someone else solo every other fighting type LOOPHOLES
Extreme the Marill
- Must be caught in the grass of Route 104.
- Must be either +Atk Huge Power or +Def/SpD Thick Fat. Must be the first Marill matching one of these combinations.
- Must solo either Brawly or Norman to evolve into Azumarill. Hell, if you're feeling gutsy, do both. :p
If +Atk Huge Power:
- Must know two physical attacks and two special attacks.
- When Extreme is sent out, toss a coin. Heads, he may only use physical attacks. Tails, he may only use special attacks.
- May never use a supereffective attack.
Gameplan: I'm using a coin with two heads on it and a coin with two tails on it as needed.
nyttyn take yourself a wurmple.
No poison STAB, no evolution, must always be within 5 levels of your highest levelled team member, solo Juan's gym trainers, must land the final hit on three of Drake's Pokemon, and solo Sydney.
Gameplan: oh shit.
Sona the Gardevoir must solo the champion
Ok, there are some things that you must know about MoneyBags before you begin:
1). MoneyBags is crazy about money and his Pick Up ability let's him rake in the cash. You must sell all items that Pick Up collects.
1.5). MoneyBags is very Serious about this rule!!
2). MoneyBags knows that holding an item hinders his collecting abilities, so it may never hold an item.
3). Sometimes, if one needs money, they will steal it and sell in on the Black-market. Learn Thief and Covet ASAP. Use one of those moves first in any battle that it is in. Sell any item captured by this method!!
4). After learning Thief and/or Covet, you must Steal Sitrus Berries from as many E4 and Gym leaders as possible.
5). MoneyBags hates using very strong techniques, so no moves over 60 BP.
Ok, now, MoneyBags is a greedy little Raccoon, so you can only evolve MoneyBags after you have collected 20,000 PokeDollers using ONLY the the items collected via Pick Up. I highly suggest that you keep track of the money....
Solo the 8th Gym Leader as he looks rich and MoneyBags wants to take from the Rich to give to himself.
When you evolve into Linoone, you can sell 5 Rare Candies that have been collected by Pick up in order to increase the BP limit of your moves by 5 for every 5 Rare Candies sold!!
Gameplan: Grind grind grind. Going to spend a chunk of time running around and selling 20 thousand dollars worth of items to evolve him.
@nyttyn
I feel like giving out a simple but nasty as heck challenge to you. Take a Wingull and name it Daredevil. The name has nothing to do with the comic book character, no, this Wingull just likes danger. As such, it must solo every trainer owned Electric type you encounter, including Wattson's team. It also may not be used against any Pokemon it has a super-effective STAB attack against, as that would be too easy. No further restrictions, as the 4x weakness is hell enough.
Gameplan: OH DEAR JESUS GRIND THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
Take Steelhead the Aron. He is proud of being steel type and having rock head as ability so he has to have 1 steel type moves and double edge before evolving.He has use his head that he's so proud of every second turn. (allowed attacks are headbutt, tackle, take down and double edge)
Final moveset has to be this:
1 steel type move
double edge
roar
and 1 special attack
And to make this hard he has to solo every fighting type you encounter unless someone else is soloing that pokemon
Gameplan: Have someone else solo every other fighting type LOOPHOLES
Extreme the Marill
- Must be caught in the grass of Route 104.
- Must be either +Atk Huge Power or +Def/SpD Thick Fat. Must be the first Marill matching one of these combinations.
- Must solo either Brawly or Norman to evolve into Azumarill. Hell, if you're feeling gutsy, do both. :p
If +Atk Huge Power:
- Must know two physical attacks and two special attacks.
- When Extreme is sent out, toss a coin. Heads, he may only use physical attacks. Tails, he may only use special attacks.
- May never use a supereffective attack.
Gameplan: I'm using a coin with two heads on it and a coin with two tails on it as needed.
nyttyn take yourself a wurmple.
No poison STAB, no evolution, must always be within 5 levels of your highest levelled team member, solo Juan's gym trainers, must land the final hit on three of Drake's Pokemon, and solo Sydney.
Gameplan: oh shit.
Sona the Gardevoir must solo the champion
Part 1: New Beginnings
Part 2:
Calm Before the Storm
Oh? And what did you find?
AAAAARRGH LET ME KILL HIM!
Tempting, but the last thing we need is a arrest warrant.
Marching onwards, our heroes find a youngster, who stops them to deliver a world-shatteringly important bit of knowledge...
Beating up the foolish youngster and his friends, they move on, stopping only to pick some berries...
Hey Sona?
Sup?
I've been wondering...since you pokemon spend so much time around trees, know why they vanish the second you pick one or two berries off of them?
Fuck if I know man, it baffles us too.
Swear to god, make the obvious joke here and I will kick you in the shins.
Oh, I'll help you further your career all right, just come over to my place and OW MY SHINS!
...worth it.
Damn straight.
Our heroes arrive in town, and spend a moment to muse the meaning of reflections with a small boy...
It's a shining grin full of hope... Or it could be a struggling look of somber silence struggling with fear... What do you see reflected in your face?
Lets take a look!
...
That never happened, alright?
Agreed.
Spend time resting and relaxing, healing their pokemon from the endless horrors of battle, giving them a brief break before sending them once more into fights to the near-death for their master's amusement?
Uh, that too I guess.
No shit! We used to live here. Alright fuck it, I've had my maximum idiot tolerance for the day, lets go inside, say hi to your dad, and get the fuck out of this shithole. God, even here sucks.
Ah, Nick, my son! How's petalburg?
Its...um...
Sir, its a shithole.
Um, dad, its not that ba-
...
Yeah it really is, isn't it? I swear, I don't see what my wife sees in the place. So, I take it you two are finally going on a pokemon journey?
Yeah dad! Its going to be great, you'll see! I'll become champion in no ti-
U...um, excuse me, is this the N...Norman residence?
Ex-Norman residence, now its just the Norman gym. How can I help you today kid? Can I interest you in a Norman autograph? Perhaps a Norman gym bag! Or maybe even a Norman T-Shirt? Oh, and this official Norman sports drink is all the rage nowadays...
U..um actually sir, I was hoping you could help me capture a pokemon...See, I'm about to move to Veranturf city, because my parents hate me and don't want to ever see me again...
Alright, here, take this Zigzagoon, a pokeball, and try not to hurt yourself. And make sure to tell your friends about me! Nick, make sure he doesn't break anything.
Alright, lets go kid. What's your name?
U..um, Wally, sir.
Ok Wally, lets get you a pokemon. Thisaway!
ONE DRAMATIC HIGH SPEED RUN THROUGH TOWN LATER!
Right?
Yep. Go nuts kid, run around and find on-
OH GOD AAAAAAH
Heh, that didn't take long. The look on his face when that pokemon jumped out was pricele- Wait a minute, is that a...?
Holy shit, its a rare and elusive male Ralts! ...Goddamnit, why did I have to be a female ralts. I'll never know the pleasure of baton arms!
Sona, this is Gen3. Gallade don't exist yet.
Oh right.
U...um Nick....Nick? I think I've weakened it enough now...
Oh...oh my! Thank you Nick! I've got to go return this Zigzagoon to Mr. Norman...
No sweat kid, you have fun now.
A few minutes later
Hubba Hubba!
I hope we do too, you beautifu-
Hang on a tic. Nick, I just had a horrible realization.
Sup?
Ralts are extremely rare, right?
Yeah...
And gamefreak always gives the capture tutorial guy a crappy generic common pokemon, right?
Uh, yeah, what are you getting at?
I think that little green haired snot nosed shit might be our rival.
...
AWW HELL NAW!
So, in a attempt to not be outclassed by a green haired boy who managed to capture a extremely rare pokemon he found literally after three seconds of effort, our hero goes out and seraches for pokemon of his own...
Extreme, the Azuril
Macho macho man yeaah, I've got to be a macho man!
Daredevil, the Wingull
Hiiiiighhwayyy innntoo tha dangerzone!~
Texas, the Wurmple
I'll take you all on!
Dear Arceus I'm surrounded by morons.
YO YO YO DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME BOI I'M SUPER G!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Next time on Emerald Challenge Run...
Bugs. Why'd it have to be bugs?
That's my line. And don't you have a gangster accent?
Bitch I just don't like bugs OK?
