Double rainbows? Not on my watch! (Matezoide vs. inanimate blob)

Matezoide

Matezoide



(She thinks i am a scientist? Am i THAT nerdy?)



We *KACAW*

Disagree, Ms *KACAW*

Cupra!


Roost -> Low Kick -> Avoid Star Thwomps

If Body Slam out-side of a combo AND Chubs didnt use Body-Slam in his last action, use Fly that action
If Rock-Slide out-side of a combo AND Chubs didnt use Rock-Slide last action, use Fly that action.
 
inanimate blob

inanimate blob

Actually, my first Body Slam should have worked, as Torment only starts working after the second action after it is used.

Never mind, didn't read the ASB description.

Alright, Snorlax, hit it with your best shot! Recover from this bullshit!



SNORLAX SNORRRRR

Rock Slide -> Double-Edge + Body Slam -> Avoid Star Thwomps (Cooldown)

Looks like we're taking a little damage this turn, Snorlax. :P Let's hope you can KO before the Star Thwomps!

(god i wish i had my shock wave/zap cannon combo right now)
 
Canis Majoris

Canis Majoris

Round 7: Change of pace​
"Can't please 'em all, now can I?"
"No, what I meant is you look like a scientist and scientists are cute and I really think you're cute..."

"A little h-help here, Lily?"
"No."

Matezoide:


Barry
HP: 43
EN: 60
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 100
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 17
Abilities: Run Away, Early Bird, Tangled Feet
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Normal


inanimate blob:

Chubs
HP: 55
EN: 78
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 4 (+)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 22 (-)
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 9
Base Rank Total: 22
Abilities: Immuntity, Thick Fat
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Torment 3a​

Dodrio went up high!
Snorlax used Rock Slide! (-6 EN)
(hit = 9415, no) Snorlax's attack missed!
Dodrio used Fly! (-10 EN)
(hit = 7406, yes) (crit = 4640, no) Snorlax took (9+3+1.5) = 13.5 damage!
--
Dodrio used Low Kick! (-8.5 EN)
(crit = 3027, no) Snorlax took (15+1.5)*1.5 = 24.75 damage!
Snorlax used Heaviest of Slams! (Double-Edge+Body Slam) (-16.6 EN)
(crit = 5299, no) (effect = 1106, yes) Dodrio took ((9/2.5)*2+10+7+3+1.5) = 25.1 damage!
Dodrio was paralyzed! (Paralyzed 15%)
Snorlax was hit with recoil! (-8.37 HP)
--
(move = 2160, yes) Dodrio avoided the Star Thwomps! (-2 EN)
*THE SOUND SNORLAX MAKES WHEN HE IS SMASHED BY A THWOMP*
Snorlax took (8-4)*5 = 20 damage!
Snorlax fainted!
--
END ROUND:
Dodrio: 15 (10)% Para, -25.1 ~25 HP, -20.5 ~21 EN
Snorlax: -66.62~67 HP (Fainted), -22.6~23 EN


Matezoide:


Barry
HP: 18
EN: 39
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 100
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 17
Abilities: Run Away, Early Bird, Tangled Feet
Item: Exp. Share
Status: 10% Paralysis​



inanimate blob:

Chubs
HP: 0
EN: KO
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 4 (+)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 22 (-)
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 9
Base Rank Total: 22
Abilities: Immuntity, Thick Fat
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Fainted

"You're making me look bad over here!"

Inanimate sends out Ninjask with items (or not) and orders
Mate orders
Referee time​
 
inanimate blob

inanimate blob

Oh my.

@ Amulet Coin

Aerial Ace -> Avoid Star Thwomps -> Aerial Ace
IF Dodrio is to use Roost A1, change action to Double Team (4 Clones).
 
Matezoide

Matezoide



No, i didnt mean it like that! I am flattered for your comment and didnt mean to hurt your feelings :c


As the Snorlax is crushed, Barry cant help but smile, as his opponent is returned to his pokeball.


Well, that was fun...*KACAW*

Time for the *KACAW*

Grand Finalle!

Brave Bird Combo*3
 
Canis Majoris

Canis Majoris

Round 8: Song Override​

"Seems like this battle is coming to a clo-"
"It's been a long time, friend."
"You!"

Matezoide:



Barry
HP: 18
EN: 39
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 100
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 17
Abilities: Run Away, Early Bird, Tangled Feet
Item: Exp. Share
Status: 10% Paralysis, 1KOC​




inanimate blob:

CSA (I made it an acronym so it'd be easier to read.)
HP: 100
EN: 100
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 160
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 18
Ability: Speed Boost
Item: Amulet Coin
Status: Normal​

Ninjask used Aerial Ace! (-3 EN)
(crit = 1374, no) Dodrio took (6+3+1.5) = 10.5 damage!
(para = 1019, no) Dodrio used Bravado! (Brave Bird^2) (-38.5 EN)
(crit = 5456, no) Ninjask took ((14*2.25)+3+4.5)*1.5 = 58.5 damage!
Dodrio was hit with recoil! (-more than enough HP)
Dodrio fainted! (1 KOC Ninjask)
--
END ROUND:
Dodrio: -too much HP (Fainted), -38.5~39 EN (BOTH EN AND HP KO'D LOL)
Ninjask: -3 EN, -58.5~59 HP
--
Thwomp roll: 2
Star Thwomps falling action 2!


Matezoide:



Barry
HP: 0
EN: KO
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 100
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 17
Abilities: Run Away, Early Bird, Tangled Feet
Item: Exp. Share
Status: 10% Paralysis, 1KOC​




inanimate blob:

CSA (I made it an acronym so it'd be easier to read.)
HP: 41
EN: 97
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 160
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 18
Ability: Speed Boost
Item: Amulet Coin
Status: 1 KOC​

"With a big HP advantage, Matezoide might make the win! Who will win? Who will lose? Does anyone at home even watch?"​

Mate sends out Voodoom with items/no items and orders
inanimate orders
More Rita, Kalut, Lily, Amy and Jet shenanigans​
 
Matezoide

Matezoide




How's that Ninjask driving that kart?




What do you mean?





It has no legs or hands to grab the wheel.




I dont see your point.





I mean....Mac, what do you think?



The Tyrogue is still laying down on a bed, barely aware of what was happening.



Karts....karts.....kar....ts.....




Errr....just finish this, Aloysius.


You got it!


He gets an Exp.Share


Rock-Slide -> Avoid Star Thwomps -> Rock-Slide

If Endure A1 or A3, use Toxic that action.


Oh, Blob, you recover 3 MC. Your Ninjask has Endure from Egg AND from a Past TM.
It also seems you got Double-Team from level up AND TM.
 
inanimate blob

inanimate blob

Nah, I don't get the MC. I was trying to list every possible move I had under every category, but it just turned out to be confusing. :P

Dig -> Avoid Star Thwomps -> Dig
 
inanimate blob

inanimate blob

GOD I KEEP FORGETTING

Double Team (4 clones) -> Avoid Star Thwomps -> Aerial Ace

Also, imagine Ninjask gripping the wheel with its claws to drive.
 
Canis Majoris

Canis Majoris

Round 9: Game, Set and Match​
"I came here to join a team. I'd like it if you joined as well."
"Wait, does this mean we'll fight together?"
"Just like in old times."
"I'll do it! Let me just... wrap this up."

Matezoide:

Aloysius
HP: 90
EN: 100
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4
SpD: Rank 2 (-)
Spe: 127
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 20
Abilities: Volt Absorb, Lightningrod, Motor Drive
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Normal


inanimate blob:

CSA (I made it an acronym so it'd be easier to read.)
HP: 41
EN: 97
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 160
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 18
Ability: Speed Boost
Item: Amulet Coin
Status: 1 KOC, +1 Speed (Doesn't matter much)

Ninjask used Double Team! (-16 EN)
Ninjask has 4 clones!
Voodoom used Rock Slide! (-8 EN)
(crit = 9053, no) Ninjask took (8+1.5)*2.25 = 21.375 damage!
--
Both mons avoid the Star Thwomps! (-2 EN both)
--
Ninjask used Aerial Ace! (-3 EN)
(crit = 4025, no) Voodoom took (6+3+1.5)*1.5 = 15.75 damage!
Voodoom used Rock Slide! (-12 EN)
(crit = 7573, no) Ninjask took (8+1.5)*2.25 = 21.375 damage!
Ninjask fainted!
inanimate blob is out of usable Pokémon!
Matezoide wins!


Matezoide:

Aloysius
HP: 74
EN: 78
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4
SpD: Rank 2 (-)
Spe: 127
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 20
Abilities: Volt Absorb, Lightningrod, Motor Drive
Item: Exp. Share
Status: 1 KOC


inanimate blob:

CSA (I made it an acronym so it'd be easier to read.)
HP: 0
EN: KO
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 160
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 18
Ability: Speed Boost
Item: Amulet Coin
Status: 1 KOC, Fainted

"With the final Rock Slide from Voodoom, Ninjask is thrown off the kart and faints! This means Matezoide is this battle's winner! We had a lovely time, and we hope you two had a lovely time too!"

--
Matezoide: 2 CC
Tyrogue: 1 EC, 1 DC, 2 + 1 MC and 1 KOC
Dodrio: 3 + 1 MC and 1 KOC
Voodoom: 3 + 1 MC and 1 KOC

inanimate blob: 2 + 1 CC
Dewott: 1 EC, 1 DC, 2 MC, 1 KOC and 1 Lucky Egg Counter
Snorlax: 1 DC and 2 + 1 MC
Ninjask: 1 DC and 2 MC

Yours truly: 7 UC
GG folks!​
 
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