http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/wii/review/R122298.html
Wow. The guy who reviewed this is a fucking douche. It may not be breaking news coming from GFAQS and all, but I have to rant about this, it's seriously bullshit.
Graphics: 4/10
Apparently Brawl doesn't compare to (and I quote): "Crysis on 1024p with everything maxed". You don't say? This is the wii, not a top-of-the-line comp. What an ass.
Controls: 6.5/10
So the gamecube controller was a nice touche according to this douche but having the OPTION of other control methods was stupid, because they feel clunky and akward. Ugh, like anyone's even gonna play Brawl with the Wii Remote. Ass.
Storyline: 3/10
No dialogue? Too much unexplained fighting? Half these characters speak different languages or completely different dialects altogether, and this is Smash, not Final Fantasy. Douche.
Sound: 7.5/10
Douchebag at GFAQS said:
So many songs aren't orchestrated and you'll often wonder if your listening to a low quality .mid file.
This is just plain wrong. I don't what this guy is smoking, but we've all heard Brawl's music, and it's amazing. The choice is staggering, and the quality and thought that went into it is wonderful. It seems that a couple of iffy songs ruin it though guys let's just pack up now and forget about this game altogether :(
Gameplay:
4/10
I almost loled at this part. Clearly he's biased, which becomes painfully obvious at his statement:
Douchebag at GFAQS said:
This game isn't a true fighter. Go play something like Street Fighter if you want that. This is more of a party game, where you use a Pikachu or little kids like Lucas to fight in cute WarioWare Inc. stages that have songs like Ashley's Song.
This really pissed me off. I don't need to tell you why >_>
Enough said about this portion of the review the better >_>
Replay Value: 3/10
A pick-up-and-play fighter with a full game length side scroller and tons of unlockable stages, characters, trophies, stickers, music, not to mention all the wifi capabilities, high score challenge sections in the form of the HRC and target tests, which are now much more substantila than in Melee with co-op, as well as multiple tests for each character to play through...
Ugh.
EDIT: And just to add insult to injury, at the bottom of the page:
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