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Old Nov 28th, 2012, 9:44:20 PM   #1
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Default Water's Warriors vs. Complicated Ninjas! The LELpocalyptic showdown!

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While I'm at it, OPEN CHALLENGE!

2v2 FE doubles (<=35 moves)
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Ok, accepting Waterwarrior's challenge.
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Arena


???


The battlers waited on their perch, miles above the dusty desert. The thin air and cold chill were getting to their heads, and their arguments could be heard from a mile away. At least, that's what they felt. No one was within a mile. It was just sky and sand.

"I DID contact them! They said the ref'd be here waiting for us!"
"Some bullshit service YOU picked out."
"It's not my fault that YOU picked an arena in the middle of Nowhere Fucking Orre!"
"It's not MY fault that you'r-"

Suddenly, the argument ceased. Footsteps were approaching.

A tall, lanky man approached, seeming to have been no more than 20 in age. He was of light complexion, with a perfectly arrogant yet perfectly vapid expression on his face. He was evidently spent after the climb to the arena, for he was hunched over with his hands on his knees, panting heavily. He made a few heaving noises, then straightened up, his t-shirt proudly displaying the crooked grin known as the "troll face."

"Do... do you..." panted the man.
"Do you guys... even lift?"

WATERWARRIOR

Frozone the Cloyster

Ra's al Ghul the Revenankh


VS.


Complications

Ninjask


Shedinja


Waterwarrior equips
Complications equips (though he already said what he's equipping >.>) and orders
Waterwarrior orders
Both try to survive shitty overused memes

(Tell me if I'm doing something wrong, please...)

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Old Nov 28th, 2012, 9:53:10 PM   #2
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Looks like we're going on a Bug hunt. /me prepares spamming the fuck out of Rock-type moves

Both take Exp. Shares because I'm original as all hell

Comp, can you just re-post what your items are? I don't see them anywhere >.>
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Old Nov 28th, 2012, 10:04:07 PM   #3
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Looks like we're going on a Bug hunt. /me prepares spamming the fuck out of Rock-type moves

Both take Exp. Shares because I'm original as all hell

Comp, can you just re-post what your items are? I don't see them anywhere >.>
I didn't say them because he needs to post regardless. He's ordering first, remember?
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Old Nov 29th, 2012, 12:05:51 AM   #4
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Gasta takes an Exp. Share, Envy takes a Rate Candy.

Cold wind whipped across Complications face as he dared across the pillar at his opponent, wondering how anyone could breathe up here. With little more than a word, Waterwarrior sent out his two Pokemon, and Complications prepared to follow suit. The only thoughts that flashed through his head were: this is going to be tough.
Gasta: Aerial Ace-Dig-Aerial Ace (All Ra's al Ghul)
If Cloyster uses a Rock type combo on Gasta, use Protect on that action, but only once.
If a Rock type combo is used on Envy A2, use Protect (Shift to Envy) on that action.
Envy: Shadow Sneak+Will O Wisp-Cooldown-Shadow Claw (All Ra's Al Ghul)
If Envy is Taunted A1, change actions to Shadow Claw-Aerial Ace-Shadow Claw (All Ra's Al Ghul)
If Cloyster uses a Rock Type combo on Envy A1, use Protect on that action.
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Old Nov 29th, 2012, 7:17:30 AM   #5
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Looks like we're not in fir a very tough battle after all... Sorry about this, but we're not holding back! We might not be able to knock that Ninjask out of the ring, but let's see if we can't knock it out of the match!

Frozone: Rock Blast -> Ice Shard -> Rock Blast (all Ninjask)
Ra's: Protect -> Shadow Punch (Shedinja) -> Payback (Shedinja)
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Old Nov 29th, 2012, 9:00:52 PM   #6
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(Fuck. Just lost an hours worth of calculations, and I'm not in the mood to do it over again. I'll redo it tomorrow, or Friday if I get back early enough.)
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Old Dec 2nd, 2012, 7:52:51 PM   #7
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(FUCK EVERYTHING
FUCK THE POLICE)

Beforus


"Hey, guys. Do you like Reddit?" sneered the man, with a voice like a broken Tesla coil. "I like Reddit. Heh. Heheh. I like their rage comics. They're funny, and I can relate to them, so they're funny. Heh. I upvote them all the time. Swag!"

Suddenly, the "ref" realized he had an actual job to do, and slowly shifted focus to the battle. "Heh. That Mummy guy is Protecting all cool. He's all like 'NOPE' like a boss. Le shell guy is all like "Burning you with le Shadowy Wisps (Will-o-Wisp + Shadow Sneak)", and the le le mummy le is all like "le NOPE" again. Then the swaggy ninja bug tries to do a le swag slash (Aerial Ace, for those who don't speak idiotese), but the mummy blocks it like a boss. MUMMY, Y U NO TAEK DAMAGE! The shell... Wait! Those look like vaginas! I saw that on Reddit! Hahaha ecksdee! He blasts some rocks at the swagbug, and... Ow, that bug just got TROLLED! Heh.

"It's the le next action, I guess? Swagbug is digging, which is cool I guess? And Vaginashell is all like le OH NO U DIDN'T and throws an ice shard at the bug, and I guess that hurts him. Trolled again! By a girl! I guess. Heh. Mummy is beating up Shellguy, throwing shadowy punches. Ouch. Heh. Envy is too tired to even move. What a pleb! I saw that word on 4chan. I'm gonna make it big on Reddit, 'cause Reddit is awesome, and I'll get so popular for it. Heh. But Swagbug digs into Mummy! Ow. Heh.

"Le final action! Swagbug Aces the Air towards Mummy, and hurts him a lot. But then Vaginashell blasts rocks at him, and he dies. Heh. Epic fail! Trolled! This'd make a swagalicious le rage comic. Heh. Mummy tries to Pay Shellguy back for damage it didn't do yet. Heh. Still hurts him. And le Shellguy slashes at Mummy, and does even more damage. Ninja trainer's still gonna lose. Sucks to suck lolololo troll'd!"

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(I'm sorry)
(Also, sorry it took so long)

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Old Dec 2nd, 2012, 8:12:20 PM   #8
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It's fine, this is your first reffing, so I can't really complain about lateness. Plus, the only mistake I can find is that Frozone should have 6 less EN due to Skill Link's EN increase, but good job on the rest of it!

And now, FIRE ALL (or just a Rock Blast, same thing really)!

Frozone: Rock Blast -> Payback -> Rock Blast
If Endure, change A1 to Supersonic and push back, hoping for hax

Ra's al Ghul: Rock Slide -> Shadow Sneak -> Rock Slide
If Protect is used successfully, Moonlight and push back, for I am an asshole
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Old Dec 2nd, 2012, 8:23:59 PM   #9
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Fixed the EN mistake. It's Complication's turn now.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2012, 8:33:58 PM   #10
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Pain
Endure-Shadow Claw-Shadow Claw
35% chance to miss. Let's roll the dice; I got nuthin to lose.
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Behind the hills into shadow..."

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Old Dec 2nd, 2012, 9:46:36 PM   #11
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On... who? I ASSUME Ra's al Ghul, but you should probably specify...
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Old Dec 2nd, 2012, 9:51:38 PM   #12
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Yes, Ra's... My bad :3
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Old Dec 3rd, 2012, 7:52:06 PM   #13
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(Shit... I DID make a mistake. Shadow punch critted, and Shedinja's not flying type. According to the stage gimmick, it should have fallen off action 2, and cooled down action 3...

Should I edit it, and then reorder? Or what?)
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Old Dec 3rd, 2012, 7:55:25 PM   #14
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Aw damn it :/

You probably should edit Envy falling out of the ring in, but my actions will stay the same unless all attacks aimed at the mon while out of ring automatically miss (which Comp will have to clarify for me).
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Old Dec 3rd, 2012, 8:06:15 PM   #15
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Actually, according to the arena, the Cooldown is negated by the effect and all actions carry on as normal, but Madotsuki should decide what's what.
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Old Dec 6th, 2012, 11:08:08 PM   #16
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Bump ref?
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Old Dec 8th, 2012, 12:59:06 AM   #17
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(AAAA
Sorry... haven't had a decent chunk of free time this week. I'll get the... likely final update up tomorrow. It'll be great I promise)
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Old Dec 10th, 2012, 6:43:25 AM   #18
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Okay. This is bullshit. If I don't have this update up within 24 hours of this post, call a subref.
I'm sorry about this.
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Old Dec 11th, 2012, 12:11:13 AM   #19
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(I'm going to say Cooldown was negated. Complications is gonna lose 2-0 anyway :/)
Beforus


The "ref", who had been on a tablet he brought with him (where was he holding it?), suddenly looked up.

"Hey guys!" sneered the ref. "Check out this awesome rage comic!"



"It's funny because I use 'le'."

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Old Dec 11th, 2012, 5:49:14 AM   #20
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Lololol it's pretty great though :3

Well, the RNG hates my goats. That crit ended my chances of scoring a KO, but oh well.
Maybe I can get a crit...
Shadow Sneak+Shadow Claw -Cooldown-Shadow Sneak (All Ra's)
If Revenankh uses Protect A1, cry in a hole and call him mean names. (Leech Life Frozone and push down)
If Ra's uses Shadow Sneak+Shadow Sneak A1, use Protect and push down (I knew I should have gotten Agility...
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Old Dec 11th, 2012, 7:10:01 AM   #21
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Le nope.

Ra's: Shadow Sneak x3
Frozone: Le derping around (Rock Blast x3
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Old Dec 14th, 2012, 6:34:29 PM   #22
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(I knew I should have gotten Agility...)
...


Complications sat around glumly, waiting for the ref to wake up. Meanwhile, Waterwarrior grew more impatient.

"Hey!" he shouted. "Wake up! You've got... like... one fucking action to ref!"

The ref was still sprawled out, curled around his tablet.

"Lousy no good asshole!" Waterwarrior shouted, as he kicked the ref forcefully. Unfortunately, the ref was more gangly than he imagined.

"AAAAAAA-" The ref screamed, plummeting to the earth a mile below.

"Holy shit!" cried Complications. "Will he be okay?"

"We're speaking English. He'll probably have a parachute edited in or something. C'mon, let's finish this. Fuck the ref."

413-ulations


Aft- eh, same thing as before but Complications lost, whatever


PRIZE TIME YAAAY

Complications

1 CC
Gasta gets 3 MC, 1 DC
Envy gets 2 MC

waterwarrior

1 CC
Ra's al Ghul gets 3 MC, 1 DC, 1 KOC
Frozone gets 4 MC, 1 KOC

MADOTSUKI

Gets "laziest ref ever" award, should learn Skill Swap to get rid of Truant

(Also gets 4 UC, regardless of whether he deserves it)

...

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Old Dec 14th, 2012, 8:49:38 PM   #23
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GG Waterwarrior, I suppose being counterteamed is what I get for making such an obvious challenge :3

Thanks for reffing Madotsuki! Also, Gasta gets an additional MC for Exp and I think Waterwarrior and I get 2 CC each.

Oh, and I believe you applied the KO bonus to your UC. Unfortunately, it only applies for battles larger than 3v3, so you should get 4 UC from this battle :/
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Old Dec 14th, 2012, 9:29:33 PM   #24
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GG Waterwarrior, I suppose being counterteamed is what I get for making such an obvious challenge :3

Thanks for reffing Madotsuki! Also, Gasta gets an additional MC for Exp and I think Waterwarrior and I get 2 CC each.

Oh, and I believe you applied the KO bonus to your UC. Unfortunately, it only applies for battles larger than 3v3, so you should get 4 UC from this battle :/
Ooooh. I thought it was "you divide the KO bonus by the format IF it was greater than 3v3", not "you get a KO bonus IF" yadda yadda... alright then!

You're incorrect on the CC, but correct on the EXP share.
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Old Dec 14th, 2012, 10:50:59 PM   #25
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GG to you too Comp, and counter-teaming was completely unintentional. Frozone and Ra's were just two mons I need to train. ^^;

Anyways, Frozone actually gets 4 MC from this match. In ASB, when a mon has full EC and DC, it receives 3 MC from a match instead of too.

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